A reptilian romance
Our story begins in an empty Chamber of Secrets. Nagini and Salazar are having a date. (The dialogue is all in parseltongue).
Salazar smiled. "I see that you are enjoying the dormouse I captured and killed for you, Gini."
Nagini hissed. "You know it's my favourite type of rodent, my dear Sal."
Salazar replied, "That I do, that is why I searched everywhere for one."
Nagini beamed, "As thoughtful as always."
Salazar grinned. "To think that a Basilisk used to live in this very chamber, I can almost smell her."
Nagini demanded to know, "How do you know that it was a girl?"
Salazar smirked. "Jealous, are you? No need to be jealous. She is dead and you are not."
Nagini stated, "Very good point, but I wasn't jealous of a dead basilisk."
Salazar smiled. "Sure, you were not."