Peeves/Peter

Our tale begins in an empty classroom. Peeves is talking to his boyfriend Peter.

Peeves smirked. "I can't give up mischief, my dear whiskery Petey. That's who I am."

Peter sighed. "I just want you to slow down a bit, enjoy life more."

Peeves smiled. "I love life, it's hilarious."

Peter replied, "See, you're too silly."

Peeves chuckled. "That's who I am."

Peter nodded and said, "I'm shy, but not around you, Peevesy."

Peeves grinned. "I'm honoured that I make you feel brave, my dear Petey. You make me serious."

Peter smirked. "This is you serious?"

Peeves stated, "Yes, this is the most serious I have ever been."