
Everything has to be perfect
Argus and Kreacher are discussing their wedding.
Argus said, " I know that this might not be the most conventional decision, but I was thinking that Mrs Norris could be my best man. I mean, if you're alright with that?"
Kreacher replied, "I don't mind, whatever you think is best."
Argus sighed. "This is your wedding too. I would like your input on this, Kreach."
Kreacher told him, "If you want your cat to be your best man, well, woman, cat, then I'm perfectly happy with that."
Argus muttered, "Alright, well thanks for your input. This wedding has to be perfect, everything has to be perfect."
Kreacher asked, "Why's that, Arg?"
Argus explained, "It took so long for us to get to this point because of the laws, I just want to make this day the best I possibly can."
Kreacher took his hands and smiled. "This day will be perfect no matter how imperfect it is because it will be the day I get to marry my best friend."