You're crazy!
Godric, Helga, Rowena and Salazar are discussing their ideas for their school.
Godric smiled. "We need houses to sort the students into, they can be named after each of us."
Helga smirked. "Godric, Helga, Rowena and Salazar sound a bit odd."
Rowena chuckled. "He meant our surnames, dummy."
Godric scowled. "She's not a dummy, not everyone is as smart as you."
Salazar glanced between Godric and Helga, and said, "You're crazy! It's clear to me that you two are in love and that will cloud your judgement."
Godric reassured him, "Stop talking utter nonsense, Salazar. My relationship or lack thereof with Hel won't affect a single thing regarding Hogwarts."
Salazar smiled. "Then, I like the sound of the houses being called Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin."
Helga grinned. "Now, we need places they can all sleep and talk in, Ricky."
Godric beamed, "Common rooms sound like a fine idea."