The two Nicks
Once upon a time there was a ghost named Nick who was Gryffindor's house ghost. He roamed the corridors day after day, night after night, searching for the one thing he thought he could never have. Love. He wanted more than anything to fall in love with someone, whether they were ghost or human. One day, a philosopher named Nicolas visited him and the two began to fall for each other.
Nick smiled. "We're the two Nicks."
Nicolas stated, "You know that I detest that nickname, Nicky."
Nick grinned. "Oh, I know."
Nicolas said, "I prefer my correct title, Nicolas is such a fine name."
Nick teased, "It's more than just fine, it's an incredibly sexy name."
Nicolas asked, "You really think so?"
Nick nodded and explained, "Think of it, Naughty Nicolas would be the perfect nickname for you."
Nicolas smirked. "I rather like that nickname."
Nick smiled. "Then, that shall be my nickname for you from now on."