Ernie/The Fat Lady Oneshots

Our story starts in Ernie's house which she shares with his girlfriend Bernie. Until very recently, she used to be known as The Fat Lady, the portrait who used to guard the Gryffindor common room.

Bernie said, "I think that people will barely recognise me in my human form."

Ernie replied, "You look the same though. Well, more 3D."

Bernie laughed. "Nobody will believe it though."

Ernie asked, "That I went to such lengths to be with you, Bern?"

Bernie nodded and told him, "I was just a painting hanging on a wall."

Ernie grinned. "Ah, but you were my painting."

Bernie smiled. "I love you, Ern."

Ernie beamed, "I love you too, my dear."