Ernie/The Fat Lady Oneshots

Our story starts outside the Gryffindor common room. Ernie is talking to his girlfriend, The Fat Lady.

The Fat Lady beamed, "It's a pleasure to see you again, Ern."

Ernie told her, "I came here to tell you that I'm planning on moving you tonight at midnight."

The Fat Lady gasped. "R-Really?"

Ernie grinned. "Of course, I have it all planned out. I never break a promise."

The Fat Lady asked, "Where are you moving me to?"

Ernie said, "An abandoned classroom, it will be much nicer when I get a chance to steal some things."

The Fat Lady exclaimed, "I can't believe that you're going through all this hassle for a mere portrait!"

Ernie smiled. "You know that you're more than just a painting to me, Bern."