Ernie/The Fat Lady Oneshots

Our tale starts outside the Gryffindor common room. Ernie is talking to his girlfriend, The Fat Lady.

Ernie sighed. "If only I had been sorted into Gryffindor."

The Fat Lady said, "It would be nice to see you every day, but don't you think that you would grow bored of me?"

Ernie assured her, "I could never grow bored of you, Bernie."

The Fat Lady smiled. "I don't quite know how you can stand dating a portrait, but I'm forever grateful that you are here for me, Ern."

Ernie beamed, "As long as you are guarding this entrance, I will always love you."

The Fat Lady grinned. "I will always love you too."