A Bones who loves Bones
Our tale begins in the Hufflepuff common room on a frosty winter night. Susan and her boyfriend Zacharias are chatting about Muggle television programmes.
Susan mumbled under her breath, "I love Bones."
Zacharias asked, "Sorry, what?"
Susan whispered into his ear, "I love Bones."
Zacharias smirked. "A Bones who loves Bones, really?"
Susan's face turned scarlet and she said, "Yes, my auntie Amelia introduced it to me."
Zacharias gasped. "Your aunt is a Half-blood too?"
Susan stated, "Yep."
Zacharias smiled. "Huh, you really do learn something new every day."
Susan inquired, "So, which Muggle television programmes do you like, Zac?"
Zacharias replied, "I enjoy watching Sherlock."
Susan smirked. "A detective programme, really?"
This time, Zacharias blushed, and explained, "My uncle Jeremiah introduced it to me."
Susan chuckled. "I cannot even imagine you watching a Muggle detective TV programme, Zac. You're so picky!"
Zacharias grinned. "He's so like me."
Susan beamed, "Now I know why you like it."