You will never guess what happened
The Bloody Baron is talking to his boyfriend Justin.
The Bloody Baron said, "You will never guess what happened, Finch-Fletchley."
Justin shrugged. "Were the first year Slytherin students behaving for a change?"
The Bloody Baron laughed. "Oh, I wish."
Justin asked, "Well, what happened then?"
The Bloody Baron told him, "The Fat Friar said I'm a..." He shuddered. "Good influence on you."
Justin smirked. "He really said that?"
The Bloody Baron sighed. "I know, so detestable."
Justin disagreed, "No, Norm. Do you know what that means?"
The Bloody Baron muttered, "No, what does it mean?"
Justin grinned. "If even The Fat Friar can see how much of a good influence you are on me, then it must mean yhat it's true."
The Bloody Baron considered, "Hm, I hadn't thought about it that way..."
Justin stated, "Unless he was being sarcastic that is. He wasn't though, right?"
The Bloody Baron chuckled. "I don't think that The Fat Friar has ever been sarcastic in his life or death."