certain as the sun

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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certain as the sun
Summary
the marauders & co are at hogwarts university and they have the opportunity to do "Beauty and the Beast" through hogwarts' theater club. they were all theater kids in high school, but almost all of them decided to major in other things once they got to university. everyone decides to/is convinced to audition, and things go from there. non magic / modern autexting + narrated sectionsinspired by love from hate by icarus_and_the_sun !
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2 - the first stage is denial <3

THURSDAY

 

au!di!tions!

[8:03 PM]

james potter: thanks for deciding to do this with me guys

james potter: it means a lot and it was really fun <3

 

sirius black: i have to say i’m glad i did it

 

james potter: YAY!!!

james potter: i knew you’d like it once we got there, and it’s SO AWESOME THAT WE’RE ALL DOING IT TOGETHER!!!!

 

remus lupin: wow you’re really excited about this

 

james potter: yeah i guess i am

james potter: i don’t know, having an audition gave me this rush that i forgot about

james potter: i’m really glad we all decided to audition <3

 

peter pettigrew: Me too! It was so much fun :)

 

regulus black: yes i agree! hoping we all get cast!!

 

the beatles but female and fruity

[8:13 PM]

lily aka paul: ahh that was so much fun!!

lily aka paul: i didn’t realize how much i missed theater

 

mary aka george: omg same, i felt like a teenager again

mary aka george: has anyone gotten the callback email yet?

 

lily aka paul: no but i’ve been refreshing my email like every two minutes

lily aka paul: manifesting that all of us get cast 🙏🙏

 

marlene aka john: i have to admit

marlene aka john: that was fun

 

lily aka paul: YES WE GOT MARLENE FULLY ON BOARD

 

dorcas aka ringo: omg wait i got the email

 

lily aka paul: OMG OK OK LET ME CHECK MY EMAIL

 

marlene aka john: jesus

 

lily aka paul: what?

 

marlene aka john: oh no sorry i was just imagining you in high school

 

lily aka paul: i’m choosing to ignore that

lily aka paul: WAIT OMG I GOT A CALLBACK????

lily aka paul: OMFG FOR BELLE????!!!!???

lily aka paul: AHSFUHDFKHDA IM FREAKING OUT

 

dorcas aka ringo: LILY!!!!

dorcas aka ringo: CONGRATS!!!!!

dorcas aka ringo: hey wait i got a callback too

 

lily aka paul: DORKUS!!!!!

lily aka paul: YAYYYY <333333

 

marlene aka john: congrats guys!

 

mary aka george: marlene? using an exclamation point? what world is this??

mary aka george: anyways IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO YAY

 

lily aka paul: ty love <333

lily aka paul: but also don’t be disappointed yet because you both had INCREDIBLE auditions

lily aka paul: like marlene?? who knew you sang like that, oml

lily aka paul: and mary’s dance audition was literally perfect

 

dorcas aka ringo: fr

dorcas aka ringo: you’re both incredible

 

mary aka george: aww

mary aka george: i love you guys <33

 

marlene aka john: me too <3

marlene aka john: but can we talk about how james potter was looking at lily???

 

mary aka george: I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING OML

 

lily aka paul: what?

lily aka paul: no one was looking at me like anything

 

dorcas aka ringo: it’s okay babe, the first stage is denial <3

 

lily aka paul: no seriously what are you talking about

 

mary aka george: lily he was staring at you with undivided attention for ALL of the vocal part of your audition

mary aka george: and i think his cheeks are permanently stained pink from how much he was blushing when you two were reading the sides for belle + the beast

mary aka george: it’s beyond me how he still managed to be a good actor

 

dorcas aka ringo: and did you HEAR his singing?! angelic

 

lily aka paul: well i don’t know what looks you’re talking about but it is unfortunate that he’s such a good actor

lily aka paul: AND that he got a callback

lily aka paul: he’s probably being all cocky and like annoyingly chill about it

 

the marauders

[8:16 PM]

james potter: AHFJSAHJKFHSAJKFHJKASHF AHHHIOSFHJSAFH I GOT A CALLBACK

james potter: IM SOBBING OMG OMG OMG

 

sirius black: mate…

sirius black: it’s just a callback

 

james potter: YES BUT IT MEANS IT WASNT ALL FOR NOTHING

james potter: AND YOU GOT ONE TOOO

 

sirius black: yes yay

 

remus lupin: …remind me to stay away from you the day the cast list comes out

remus lupin: i don’t want tear stains on my favorite sweater

 

the beatles but female and fruity

[8:17 PM]

marlene aka john:

marlene aka john: maybe potter isn’t the only one w a crush

 

lily aka paul: that is the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard

lily aka paul: i despise james potter

lily aka paul: he’s the worst

lily aka paul: AND he’s probably going to ruin this whole show

 

mary aka george: lily i hate to say it but there’s a good chance you two will be cast as belle and the beast and that means that you’ll have to get along

 

lily aka paul: well beauty and the beast is enemies to lovers

lily aka paul: and at least i’ll nail the enemies part

 

marlene aka john: theater is bringing out a very dramatic side of you lily evans

 

lily aka paul: theater brings out the TRUE me marlene mckinnon

 

marlene aka john: remind me to stay away from you when cast lists are posted <3

 

lily aka paul: hate you too

 

mary aka george: wait for it…

 

dorcas aka ringo: wait for it…

 

lily aka paul: i cant stay mad i love you marlene

 

marlene aka john: there it is

 

FRIDAY

 

[3:47 PM]

James opened the door to the theater for the second time in his entire Hogwarts career. For someone who had been in the center of the theater scene in high school, it was a strange fact. In some ways, it made James hate himself. No, not hate- that was too intense. Just question. Why had he chosen to give up theater? Was there a real reason? He knew he wanted to do engineering in the long run, but he’d had to choose between football and theater. When he’d gotten a scholarship for football, he’d somewhat unconsciously decided on football. No real reason. But when he’d seen the flyer for Beauty and the Beast, something in him knew that he’d be cast, that it’d open a door he’d closed three years ago. It sounded cocky, saying that he knew he’d be cast, but he decided to view it as a manifestation instead. Mary MacDonald from his Computer Science class had been teaching him about crystals and astrology and that kind of thing. He remembered, as he walked up to the stage, that she’d auditioned yesterday. The theater was empty, and he sat on the edge of the stage to wait. Sirius was coming, but he’d told James to head on down to the theater early because he wanted to be “fashionably late.” There was a rustle from the curtains on stage left, and someone poked their head out. With a start, James realized it was Lily Evans. Despite his greatest efforts, his cheeks began to pink. She’d been fantastic at last night’s auditions, and he was hoping- or manifesting- that they’d get cast as Belle and the Beast. He wanted an opportunity to get to know her without being creepy or weird or annoying. God, he hoped she didn’t think he was annoying. She noticed him, and stepped out from behind the curtain.
“Hi,” she said, waving slightly.
“Hi,” said James, waving back and offering a small smile. She returned it hesitantly. “So, you got a callback for Belle? That’s exciting!”
“Yeah, it’s pretty cool,” said Lily, drifting aimlessly across the stage. “Trying not to get my hopes up too much, though, because there were other great options.”
“Oh, yeah, that makes sense,” said James, nodding in a way that he hoped was sage. “I’m doing the same, since I got a Beast callback.”
Did that sound cocky? Or rude? God, do I come off as rude? Shit, James, everyone thinks you’re rude.
“You sounded great last night!” Said James, trying to prove to his brain that he was not rude. Lily’s cheeks turned a tiny bit pink, like a little bit of blush.
“Thank you,” she said politely. “You did too!”
“Thanks,” James grinned. He faced the rows of chairs and tried to picture them full of people.
“Isn’t your friend coming?” Lily was asking. “What’s his name? Black?”
“Oh, yeah,” said James, spinning to face Lily again. “Sirius. He wanted to be fashionably late.” Lily laughed. It was as pretty as her singing voice.
“My friend Dorcas is coming too, but she had a study group,” Lily informed him.
“Cool,” said James awkwardly. As if summoned, the doors opened, and a tall girl with long braids walked through, carrying a green shoulder bag.
“Dorcas!” Called Lily, sounding relieved.
“Hey, Lil,” said Dorcas, reaching the stage and sitting a few feet away from James. “Have you been standing all this time?” Dorcas patted the spot between her and James. James looked away, expecting a conversation through looks between the two girls. After a few moments, Lily plopped down between James and Dorcas. He scooched over to make room for her. She looked only at the door until Professor McGonagall walked through, greeting the three of them with a brisk smile. James swallowed his nerves and stood, shaking his hands.
Don’t fuck this up, Jamie.

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