You never?
Recently engaged Antonin and Augustus are having a rather unusual conversation about their boss, Voldemort.
Antonin asked, "Do you recall when you jokingly said that we should personally invite the Dark Lord to our wedding if he allowed us to get married, August?"
Augustus gasped. "You never?"
Antonin smirked. "I did. Walked right up to him when he was surrounded by our fellow Death Eaters and handed it straight to him."
Augustus insisted, "Tell me how he reacted."
Antonin told him, "Didn't even bat an eyelid. He calmly and quietly asked if it was some sort of joke or prank and when I assured him that it wasn't, he said and I quote, 'Bella and I will be there.' Of course, he said it so that only I could actually hear him."
Augustus laughed. "No way. He really said that?"
Antonin nodded. "Yep. So, we might want to up our game since he's attending."
Augustus smiled. "We have got no reason to try and impress him, Anton."