Kaeya woke up and put his long dark hair into a messy bun. He walked downstairs to his lover Diluc, “I’m selling you I need money” he saw his new owners - it was BTS all of them.
“No, Diluc! Please!” Kaeya cried out. This was a kidnapping. Justin Bieber was watching the events from the window. He, along with one direction, had been stalking Kaeya for years. Their neighbors Shrek and the green M&M heard screaming from the house, Childe was shooting with an arrow. Kaeya had an eyepatch from an incident a few months ago. Hawkmoth cried he had depression and PTSD along with diarrhea and pancreatic cancer.
“I can’t believe this is happening!” Kaeya was shocked.
“Hellou I’m Harry Styles” Harry said with a British accident. The disco lights were discoing. Hermione kissed Keith and Lance, she was cheating on Bucky. Bucky also had PTSD but even more puberty.
Keith crode hardly.
Kaeya is going home with BTS.
“STOP!” Wilbur yelled and shot Frisk. Lancer cried out for them.
Kaeya crode. He didn’t want to go, was Wilbur going to help him?
In a corner, Harry Potter was painting.
“It’s yer birthday Harrey!!” Hagrid yelled. Dumbledoor was naked.
Suddenly there was a fire.
“Noooo” Kaeya cried as Diluc burn along with everyone else. Suddenly only Kaeya, one direction and Justin Bieber remained.
“Hellou, I’m Harry styles” Harry said.
Suddenly everyone stood on one knee
“Marry me” they said
The wedding was beautiful, Childe was shooting arrows from a wheel chair, he had survived the fire but his legs hadn’t.
Now Kaeya has two eyepatches. But he’s happily married to one direction and Justin Bieber.
“You’re all really pretty” Kaeya said
“How would you know?” Liam said.
Kaeya crode harder.
“Baby, baby, baby, ooooh” said Justin Bieber as he signed the divorce papers.
Rena killed them all because she’s a psychopath. Now kaeya has 4 eyepatches.
Suddenly Kaeya felt nauseous. He was pregnant. Who was the father? Justin Bieber, his alpha.
“I’m gonna have a, baby, baby, baby oooh” Justin said.
They named the baby Gay, the baby was gay, just like his dad… or should I say, dads.
To be continued…