Corban/Igor Oneshots

Corban and Igor are having a very serious conversation.

Corban said, "He knows."

Igor asked, "Who knows what?"

Corban muttered, "The Dark Lord knows about us."

Igor smirked. "Oh, that. He has known since we started dating, Cor." He added, "Who gives a damn what he thinks anyway?"

Corban gasped. "He knew the whole time?!"

Igor smiled. "Yep and he couldn't care less. I mean with Rodolphus and Walden together and Antonin and Augustus a couple, the Dark Lord is pretty used to his Death Eaters dating."

Corban laughed. "I can't believe that I even cared about his opinion."

Igor chuckled. "Be careful what you say, Cor. He could be listening."

Corban grinned. "I don't care any more. If he is, then he's gonna get an earful."