
I have better things to do
Voldemort has just summoned two of his Death Eaters, Corban and Igor.
Igor insisted, "Let's go."
Corban scoffed. "I have better things to do than run to his side whenever he calls."
Igor said, "That's kind of our job though, Cor."
Corban put his feet up on the coffee table and replied, "I'm not going."
Igor sighed. "You know that I won't go if you don't, right?"
Corban smirked. "Oh, I know."
Igor muttered, "We're gonna be in big trouble if we don't go..."
Corban smiled. "I couldn't care less, Cor."
Igor suggested, "We could maybe just go for five minutes and then leave."
Corban grinned. "I'm not going anywhere."
Igor answered, "Well, neither am I then."
Corban beamed, "My plan worked. I have you all to myself."
Igor gasped. "You planned this all along?"
Corban responded, "Yes. Plus, I despise his meetings."
Igor agreed, "They're quite boring."
Corban stated, "Uh huh. I'm just happy that we get some more alone time together."
Igor smiled. "Me too."