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Jacqueline Taylor created a group chat.

Jacqueline Taylor named the group chat YJ Varsity.

Jacqueline Taylor added Shauna Shipman, Marisol Ibarra, Charlotte Matthews, Natalie Scatorccio, Vanessa Palmer, Taissa Turner and Laura Lee Taylor.

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YJ Varsity

Monday, 15:09

Jacqueline.Taylor: bonjourrrr the yellowjackets, I have finally caved in and created a separate group chat from JV because of popular demand! This is varsity only!!!
Jacqueline.Taylor: i know i know, you don’t all have to cheer, no need for a standing ovation yet!
Jacqueline.Taylor: oh i also have another announcement that some of y’all will be pleased to hear i bet
Jacqueline.Taylor: we’re not doing that braid ribbon thing again this season
Jacqueline.Taylor: we’re not a middle school softball team

Shauna.Shipman: you literally liked it last year

Jacqueline.Taylor: i was being supportive lol

Marisol.Ibarra: you mean fake. say fake.

Vanessa.Palmer: not this again
Vanessa.Palmer: can we survive one off-season without fighting over hair aesthetics

Charlotte.Matthews: we should just all wear our own colors
Charlotte.Matthews: let everyone express their vibe

Marisol.Ibarra: brooo💔💔 you're too hot to be acting like this lottie

Natalie.Scatorccio: agreed, ts corny smh

Jacqueline.Taylor: can we mute nat or is that bullying

Shauna.Shipman: technically yes

Natalie.Scatorccio: "technically" idc
Natalie.Scatorccio: also u spelled my name wrg on the team order lw

Jacqueline.Taylor: autocorrect hates you. not my fault.
Jacqueline.Taylor: + why do you have to shorten everything. would it kill you to write last week or wrong
Jacqueline.Taylor: ALSO you never gave me your size so

Natalie.Scatorccio: u could’ve asked??

Marisol.Ibarra: this is why our group gpa is 2.6

Taissa.Turner: it’s 3.1. YOU’RE why it’s not higher.

LauraLee.Taylor: guys we should all be grateful to play together and not tear each other down

Marisol.Ibarra: someone mute the youth pastor

Natalie.Scatorccio: why tf do we have our full GOVERNMENT names on here 
Natalie.Scatorccio: jackie ur useless

Vanessa.Palmer: lmfao??

Vanessa.Palmer has changed Natalie.Scatorccio's nickname to brb smoking.
Vanessa.Palmer has changed Charlotte.Matthews' nickname to cultbait.
Vanessa.Palmer has changed Marisol.Ibarra's nickname to hater4hire.
Vanessa.Palmer has changed Taissa.Turner's nickname to vote4tai.
Vanessa.Palmer has changed LauraLee.Taylor's nickname to holyghosting.
Vanessa.Palmer has changed Shauna.Shipman's nickname to shipwreck.
Vanessa.Palmer has changed her own nickname to van go brr.

brb smoking: oh thank god van

holyghosting: please don't say his name in vain

brb smoking: suck my dick lee

dictator: respect her religion, nat
cultbait reacted with 😭
hater4hire reacted with 👍

shipwreck: this is why we can’t have nice things

vote4tai: we literally never had nice things to begin with

van go brr: y’all are welcome btw

dictator: i didn’t approve those nicknames

van go brr: that’s crazy bc no one asked

brb smoking: what’s jeff’s nickname in your phone jackie. dictator 2?

hater4hire: 💀💀💀

cultbait: 😭😭😭

shipwreck: can we NOT

holyghosting: let’s all take a deep breath and pray

brb smoking: lee. be so fr rn

vote4tai: imagine laura lee leading a meditation app

van go brr: “inhale the spirit, exhale the sin”

hater4hire: i’d buy that tbh

dictator: ok ENOUGH before i delete the chat

brb smoking: girl u say that every week

dictator: THIS TIME I MEAN IT

Private Chat: Jacqueline Taylor & Charlotte Matthews
nickname: jackie
nickname: lottie💖

Monday, 15h22

lottie💖: is shauna pissed you're back with jeff lol

jackie: yes
how did you know

lottie💖: well i mean the "can we NOT" was pretty obvious
how are you doing with it all
since you know, no offense, you're kind of the most co-dependent friends i've ever seen

jackie: i'm taking full offense, just so you know
but i'm also debating breaking down and throwing myself off a cliff

lottie💖: pls don't babe you're too sexy to die

jackie: lot
genuinely what the fuck😭

lottie💖: 😏

jackie: i can't believe we're friends

lottie💖: anyway i have gossip if my captain would let me share

jackie: it depends
what type of gossip

lottie💖: it references you!

jackie: spill

lottie💖: so i was grabbing my water bottle
minding my business
and shauna just casually goes
“do you think jackie would be mad if i dyed my hair?”

jackie: HUH
why would i care??

lottie💖: that’s what i said!!
i was like “why would she care girl??”
and she goes “idk she likes it the way it is” and then BLUSHED
like full. tomato. mode.

jackie: omg.
no she didn’t.
stop.

lottie💖: jackie.
she had the audacity to say
“she likes touching it when she braids it”
AND THEN LOOKED AT ME LIKE A DEER CAUGHT IN HEADLIGHTS
LIKE I FORCED HER TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD

jackie: okay i’m throwing my phone in the lake
you made this up 
there's no way

lottie💖: i'm dead serious

YJ Varsity

Monday, 17h52

hater4hire: can we go back to jackie saying "bonjour" unironically....

dictator: can i live.
it's been over two hours. 

brb smoking: womp womp

dictator: why am i catching a bullet from YOU out of all people

brb smoking: mb cause i h8 u

vote4tai: isn't this a team group chat.

brb smoking: "erm actually this is a team group chat guys" shut your corny ass up oml😩
holyghosting reacted with 😞
dictator reacted with 😐
van go brr reacted with 😡

van go brr: hey!

brb smoking: said what i said

van go brr shared a video.
holyghosting reacted with 😭 as well as six other members.

brb smoking: NO

hater4hire: JUST CUT THE FUCKING TREE DOWN🤌

van go brr: JUST CUT THE FUCKING TREE DOWN🤌

cultbait: JUST CUT THE FUCKING TREE DOWN🤌

brb smoking: STOP IT 

holyghosting: JUST CUT THE FUCKING TREE DOWN🤌

brb smoking: holy shit even lee is in on it

vote4tai: JUST CUT THE FUCKING TREE DOWN🤌

dictator: JUST CUT THE FUCKING TREE DOWN🤌

brb smoking: JACKIE????

shipwreck: JUST CUT THE FUCKING TREE DOWN🤌

brb smoking: SHAUNA? oh this is a low point. no, this one hurts. 

familyyyy but like not in the traditional way

Monday, 21h37

Jackie: Can someone babysit Eliot tomorrow? I have a date with Jeff.

Lottie: Oh, I totally would’ve, but I’m doing a project with Laura Lee :(

Eliot: y r u getting me a bbysitter
old enough to be on my own

Jackie: good try little guy but you’re twelve
Shauna?

Shauna: going to my dads, sorry jax :(
ask in the varsity gc?

Jackie: was trying to keep eli away from them but I don’t have a choice I think :(

Eliot: YYYYYYYY
i’m so cool bru
u just a hater

Jeff: Don’t talk to your sister like that

Eliot: pff who r u to tell me what to do
u not my dad🧐

YJ Varsity
Monday, 21h41

dictator: i have a small request
could anybody babysit my little brother tomorrow

van go brr: you have a lil bro?

brb smoking: i didn’t know that

dictator: he’s a little shit

vote4tai: i have work, sorry 🫤

van go brr: my shift got cancelled at the video store, i can babysit him
it might be better if i do it at your house
i dont think the down grade from taylor mansion to palmer trailer park would impress him lol

dictator: don’t even worry about it
jeff is even offering to buy you two pizza and rent all the movies you want for the night

van go brr: hehe ok i’ll babysit

dictator: THANK YOU

Tuesday, 22h35

van go brr: does anyone know what time a twelve year old is supposed to go to sleep?

vote4tai: babe why are you asking us? you’re the one babysitting

van go brr: well i don’t know when im supposed to ask him to go sleep

brb smoking: never😈 let him be an annoying little shit tmr for jackie

shipwreck: he has a strict bedtime at 21.

hater4hire: well apparently not anymore shitman!
brb smoking reacted with 😭

brb smoking: shitman is crazyyyy

hater4hire: i h8 her

shipwreck: i hate your spelling, moron.

van go brr: wait back up
HIS BEDTIME IS NINE?
FUCK
HE’S NEVER GOING TO SLEEP NOW

shipwreck: @cultbait is your thing with laura lee done? can you go? i’m still at my dad’s.

cultbait: mhm, ill be over soon to help van

Wednesday, 1h23

dictator: i’m sorry what
hold up
is my brother asleep rn??
VAN? @van go brr
GET ONLINE
IS MY BROTHER SLEEPING
HE HAS A TEST TOMORROW
LOTTIE
@cultbait

cultbait: yeah lol he’s asleep
sorry
got busy texting with lee
he fell asleep at midnight or something
when i was able to get here
van just sucks
but he’s gonna tell you he liked her

van go brr: i feel like im the reason he fell asleep
i should get credit here

hater4hire: van?

brb smoking: oh no

van go brr: yeah?

hater4hire: kys

van go brr: WHAT?

hater4hire: jump off a bridge

vote4tai: what did my girlfriend do

hater4hire: oh absolutely nothing
just wanted to tell her to khs
found it fun
it wasn’t as gratifying as i thought it would be though :((

brb smoking: that must be so hard im srry marmar :(((

dictator: ok woah
mari
say one nice thing about van

hater4hire: WHAT
WHY
BRUH

dictator: CAUSE YOU TOLD HER TO KILL HERSELF

hater4hire: SHE’S A GINGER!!

brb smoking: REAL!!! I HATE GINGERS!!

vote4tai: you should all go to sleep. we have practice tomorrow.

hater4hire: woah here comes the party pooper

Buzz Buzz Buzz🐝

Wednesday, 20h05

jax: thank you all for the great practice today team!
solid work out there

misty: You looked great out there Jackie! And everyone else too, of course.

mari: ok liars
i’m like 99% sure allie sucked and so did melissa
but yk
wtv

van: who’s melissa?

nat: idk

jackie: jv player

van: doesn’t help

tai: pink hat lesbian

van: OHHHH THAT BITCH

melissa: you DO know i’m in this groupchat, right?

shauna: you have a personality?

laura lee: I don’t think the lord would want us to be mean to each other guys…

van: well not to change the subject, (yes to change the subject), who tf moved my shin guards?

mari: maybe if you cleaned your locker from time to time, it wouldn’t be a crime scene and you’d be able to find them❤️

rowan: or maybe it’s just the ghost of your athletic potential!

mari: wow, you texted. everyone clap.

van: LMFAO

lottie: 👏

rowan: wow, you used proper punctuation! Everyone, quick, clap!

lottie: 👏

van: yall starting late today, damnnn

mari: this isn’t starting
this is me being nice

rowan: ….terrifying
moving on

Private Chat: Marisol Ibarra + Natalie Scatorccio
nickname: personal hater
nickname: herbivore
Wednesday, 20h10

personal hater: i hate her
nat
ik ur online
answer me
van’s busy sexting tai

herbivore: jesus can’t a girl smoke in peace

personal hater: nuh uh😐

herbivore: wtv
h8 u
wazzup

personal hater: i hate rowan.

herbivore: now you're just being a hater

personal hater: ok?
you love it 
bitch

herbivore: 😕sadly

personal hater: wtv
u at ur place

herbivore: ...
yea

20h15

herbivore: don't leave me on read bitch
holy shit you'll neva guess
someone's like tapping on my window 
this creepy af
WYA 
if i die it's your fault

Buzz Buzz Buzz🐝
Wednesday, 20h18

mari sent a video.
jackie and 10 others reacted with 😭

nat: MAR
YOU LITTLE BITCH
JUST YOU WAIT

mari: she'd never do anything irl
standing in front of me typing 

nat: YOU ASS
I H8 U 
DIE
KYS
I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY ROOM

mari: 😝

van: i've never seen nat so scared

tai: this made my night
thank you mari

mari: just doing the lord's work

laura lee: mari, don't say his name in vain

mari: it's not in vain, this IS the lord's work laura lee

tai: it is
i've waited a year to finally have something against nat
other than that tree video we took in that bonding summer camp retreat

nat: watch yourself.
i will send everything i have on you.
i have screenshots from your first date with van.

tai: oh

jackie: does this concern the main groupchat...

mari: go back to your situationship and let us have our fun

shauna: i think jackie's right!

mari: DICK RIDERRRRR

nat: DICK RIDERRRRR

van: DICK RIDERRRRR