A romantic gesture
Our story begins in Augusta's house, she is talking to her girlfriend Marge.
Marge said, "I have a surprise for you, Gusta."
Augusta insisted, "Show me, my dear."
Marge produced a bouquet of red roses from thin air and smiled. "For you, darling."
Augusta took them and grinned. "These are my favourite, how did you?---"
Marge interrupted, "Know? A little birdie told me."
Augusta smirked. "It must have been some magical birdie that talks."
Marge replied, "It was."
Augusta chuckled. "I have never seen the like."
Marge assured her, "I'm sure that there's plenty of things you haven't seen before."
Augusta asked, "Like what?"
Marge responded, "Like a porn movie."
Augusta stated, "Well, you're right. I have never seen a porn movie before."
Marge suggested, "Maybe I could fix that by taking you to see one some day."
Augusta smiled. "Or we could just make our own porn movie."
Marge smirked. "Without a camera though, I'm in."