Games and crimes
Threat: would anyone like to chat more?
Threat: listen, i don’t like the situation either, but it’s so boring here
Threat: I’ve been staring at the ceiling for two hours straight now
Glitter: Ya know, there a LOT of cool things to do round here!
Glitter: I made a buncha stickers with only paper and glue!!!
Glitter: Some of them got stuck to me :D
Threat: I don’t think that’s something to be glad about but you do you ig
MossFinder: i tried to make pie and nearly burnt my room
MossFinder: i thought i can cook
TheBoyWhoIsTired: Is everything alright now?
MossFinder: they took away my oven
BaldBasic: Why did you have an oven in your room to begin with?!
MossFinder: idk
FASHIONPASSION: WHY DIDNT THEY GIVE ME AN OVEN?!
BluesClues: Don’t act like you can cook.
FASHIONPASSION: I AM MAD
Hope: …nobody cares.
Threat: for once I agree with him
FASHIONPASSION: YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE!!!
LetsPlay: Let’s not argue, this chat was made for fun!
LetsPlay: Maybe we should play some game together! :)
PineTree: Not to disappoint, but we can’t play a game if we’re all in different places.
CoolKid: Hiya
CoolKid: I want to play a game
PineTree: I just said, we can’t
Glitter: WRONG
Glitter: We can play a VERBAL game!
Glitter: Like “Two lies one truth”!
ItsTimeToStop: I like this game
ItsTimeToStop: I’m gonna win, definitely
TheBoyWhoIsTired: I’ve never heard of this game
LetsPlay: You have to tell people two lies and one truth about yourself and others should guess which is which!
TheBoyWhoIsTired: Oh okay.
Glitter: Who’ll start?
FASHIONPASSION: I WILL!
Glitter: Well, go on :>
FASHIONPASSION: 1 - I INFLICTED DESPAIR DISEASE ON THE WHOLE WORLD AND NEARLY CAUSED THE APOCALYPSE 2 - I CAN COOK 3 - I’VE NEVER KIDNAPPED ANYONE
Threat: um :|
Glitter: I think you got the rules wrong ‘:)
FASHIONPASSION: I GOT THE RULES CORRECTLY YOU IDIOT
MossFinder: bet 3 is a lie
FASHIONPASSION: YEAH, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO GUESS THE TRUTH
ChocolateFan: starting off strong I see?
CoolKid: I’m sure they gotta put you in jail for this
ItsTimeToStop: Nah, to easy to escape
BaldBasic: Elaborate???
ItsTimeToStop: No, I won’t.
PineTree: Should I be scared?
PineTree: Doesn’t matter. 1 is a lie. Let’s just move on
FASHIONPASSION: WRONG
PineTree: Come on.
BluesClues: Please let next turn be someone more sane.
Threat: doubt I fit that description, but I will continue
Threat: 1- I haven’t eaten anything in two days 2- I broke out of jail twice 3- I think cats are better than dogs
CoolKid: Third better not be a lie
CoolKid: Cats are superior
BaldBasic: Does 2 not bother you at all?
ChocolateFan: Nuh
PineTree: I’d say 1 is the truth? In all this stress, I personally haven’t eaten anything in 8 hours.
LetsPlay: That can’t be good for you! :(
PineTree: I don’t feel hungry at all
BluesClues: That’s still bad. You should eat something.
PineTree: Then I will feel hungry.
Glitter: >:(
PineTree: Oh no
PineTree: You gonna force me now, won’t you?
Glitter: >:)
Threat: I’d like to mention what 1 is a lie
Threat: infact, I’m eating rn
LetsPlay: two is a truth! :D
LetsPlay: NO ONE likes cats more than dogs :/
CoolKid: The moment the doors open you better sleep with one eye open.
Threat: actually, she’s right
ItsTimeToStop: When was the second time?! You didn’t tell me ever!
Threat: second time was with you, actually. the first time was earlier
GreatestPlan: I think you should stop getting yourself in jail, Henry. One time you won’t escape.
Threat: no jail can stop me
ScienceLizard: I just woke up. Is there anyone in this group who haven’t committed at least one crime?!
BluesClues: Me?
ScienceLizard: Anyone else??
LetsPlay: ME! :D
ScienceLizard: Come on, that can’t be all!
MossFinder: it is all
ScienceLizard: That’s… very bad.
Threat: one more time someone uses “…” in this chat I’m gonna pay up to my name
ChocolateFan: …
ChocolateFan: Come at me, bastard. Whatcha gonna to do a ghost, ay? What? Kill me? Hurt me? Mmmmm?
Threat: oh I’m gonna
Threat: one day
ChocolateFan: I will be waiting…
Glitter: Hmm, I don’t think our game’s going farther than crime confessions :|
Glitter: Let’s take a break!
Glitter: Let’s find out what similarities we have :D
MossFinder: i doubt much people here were possessed by a godlike entity
PineTree: That’s there you’re wrong. Remember that “crazy dorito” from earlier?
MossFinder: good to hear
MossFinder: or good to read? idk
CoolKid: Hey, me too!
Threat: my, is that the universal main character experience?
TheBoyWhoIsTired: Not really, never experienced that.
Threat: are you sure?
TheBoyWhoIsTired: Mhm.
Threat: unimpressive
TheBoyWhoIsTired: …
Threat: ugh
ChocolateFan: Welp, I guess ANYTHING we say will end up in trauma.
ChocolateFan: At this point I can say what I have a soul and someone’s gonna get sad
MossFinder: i don’t have a soul
MossFinder: i stole it from the local bunker
MossFinder: and now I can’t get rid of it
MossFinder: wait a sec
MossFinder: i don’t have a soul right now
MossFinder: i am free
MossFinder: i am not possessed anymore wow
MossFinder: how did i realise this only now
ChocolateFan: Glad to be of service but what the hell.
ItsTimeToStop: What do u even mean by soul
ItsTimeToStop: Like empathy? Emotions? What? You can’t just have or not have a soul
ScienceLizard: I think I’ve realised something, but it’s not really a good thing.
BaldBasic: Share with us.
ScienceLizard: Basically, where’s a high chance we are from different universes. But that’s just a theory
CoolKid: A game theory!
PineTree: what?
BluesClues: I’ve been thinking about it too. To prove or deny it, I think we should point out some unique/off standing facts about our worlds. I think the fact what everyone from our universe would know is the existence of Hope’s Peak Academy.
Glitter: Ooh, what’s that?! :0
Hope: It’s an academy where the most talented people of the world study to bring hope to the world! How do you not know about it!
Glitter: Does saying the word “hope” activate some mechanism in you?
Glitter: Are you secretly a robot?! :0
Hope: I’m sure I’m not…
Threat: Idk what’s really unique about my universe. even if there is something, i m so used to it i don’t see it as weird
Glitter: Does saying “…” activate you? Are YOU secretly a robot?! :0
Threat: in one of them timelines
ScienceLizard: Um, I’d like to say what in our world we have monsters and humans separated by the barrier.
MossFinder: wdym separated? we live perfectly well on the surface, miss
ScienceLizard: I don’t think we’re from the same universe…
Threat: AHEM
MossFinder: huh, miss Alphys, you’re a teacher in my school. it’s definetely you.
ScienceLizard: That’s really weird. Maybe alternative timelines?
MossFinder: maybe idk
BluesClues: Well, I think that settles it. We are all from the different universes.
Threat: cool! what difference does it make
BluesClues: That makes one step closer to figuring out who put us here and how to get out.
GreatestPlan: Wow, they must be pretty powerful if they put people(and not really people) from different UNIVERSES into one place just to make them chat with each other.
Threat: alright, alright, that’s true. ig the chapter will end now, won’t it?
Glitter: WAIT WAIT WAIT what are those chapters you keep talking about???
Threat: “keep talking about”, as if I didn’t mention them only twice. but yk, you’ll learn then the time comes.