A view from Abroad
Fuck, he finally made it to Egypt, EGYPT, something that has been on his bucket list FOREVER, and what has he seen so far… fuck all.
He has only felt the inside of his current owner’s pocket and has been staring into the darkness. Normally he would just sleep his way through each consecutive boring day, but it is way too hot for that and he keeps hoping to still get at least a glimpse of some part of Egypt.
Living with the poorest wizarding family in England, he never imagined that he would ever end up going on a trip anywhere other than London, certainly not a trip to EGYPT!
Oh, something is happening…
Not too tight, for Merlin’s sake.
That guy always grabs him like he is some inanimate object.
Oh, Fuck, that nearly blinded him. Just as he opened his eyes wide to take in his first look at the pyramids, a fucking flash went off.
The word smile, should have been a warning, but he was too excited to finally see what he had come to see.
And now he was back in the dark again. What a life.
He has slept through the most part of the first eleven of the past thirteen years. His new owner makes life slightly more exciting.
It had been nice to see Harry, largely unharmed, again after all these years.
He could do without his owner’s obsession to try to turn him yellow.
He also had to be constantly on his nineteen toes to avoid not only the prowling eyes of Mrs Norris and that McGonagall cat, but now he had that nasty specimen Crookshanks to deal with, and she lived right in his own dorm, which meant constant vigilance. He snorted, Mad-Eye would be so proud of him.
Judging by the rocking motion, they were probably on a camel ride now.
Fuck that feels good. Good enough to rock him to sleep.