SVSSS and HP - Snippets
SJ to SY: Foolish child. Who is to say what is real and what isn’t? Reality is subjective.
HP: Who knows what the original, the so-called ‘real’ world is?
SJ: Human belief-
HP: And imagination-
SJ: is powerful.
HP: You could write a story-
SJ: Get enough readers-
HP: And spawn an entirely new realty
SJ: Who knows if Shang Qinghua was just a prophet capitalizing off his visions, unfortunate enough see - and later reincarnate into - this place...
HP: Or if he kickstarted this mad world off in the first place.
SY and SQH: What?! System!
System (...) not telling
or System: Access denied. User not authorized.
SY: He's still a child abuser.
HP: Yes, and while I'm not excusing any of his actions, you should take the setting into consideration. The people here are hardly going to share our more modern sensibilities. The punishments given are the standard for the time and place.
Not to mention, do you really have room to talk? You have been here for years by now, and you only know the name of 7 disciples half of which isn't even from Qing Jing or even Cang Qiong!
If you wish to go by 21st century sensibilities, hold yourself to the same standards; neglect is also considered a form of abuse.
SQH; Oof. Burn... but... not gonna lie bro - I can see what he means. Besides, you used my stallion protagonist as a house maid. The story may not have turned out as intended - my poor lost drafts, I miss you dearly - but seriously bro StallionProtagonist. Ignoring that, childlabor. The bamboo cottage isn't even that big, and until Luo Binghe moved in, you were the sole occupant.
SY: You're one to talk! You're whole peak is child labor!
SQH: My whole peak is a network of apprenticeships. Your disciple acted as your caretaker.
SY: Shen Qingqiu is the lowest of the low. Scum of the earth!
SJ: This lowly slave thanks you for your ringing endorsement Young Master Shen. Did you ever stop to think that perhaps our differences lie in the divergence of our circumstances whilst growing up, or is your head only filled with Luo Binghe, terrible literature, and the various bits of flora and fauna of of the world?
SQH unimpressed: Cucumber bro, Proud Immortal Demon Way was written from Luo Binghe’s Point of View right? Face it, when it comes to Shen Qingqiu - or anything at all really - my son is not a reliable narrator! He is biased. Very biased!
SY outraged face: Binghe-
HP; Is needy as fuck. I get it, really I do. The Dursleys weren’t exactly all sunshine and daisies either, but… personal boundaries? He knows - and respects - none.”
SJ sighs; Luo Binghe wanted things that I would not, could not give. A level of affection I wasn’t anywhere near ready for.
(Not sure yet what to put here)
SJ and HP leave the room.
HP; Merlin, he has all the empathy of a mouldy walnut and not even the survival instincts the gods granted a lemming.
SJ; A’Li you’re not one to talk when comes to survival instincts. Remember the dragon?
HP; Pot meet kettle.
Non crossover
During the monthly Peak Lord Meeting, the Peak Lords are examining an artefact, something to do with time. It detonates and Shen Qingqiu gets caught in the blast. An adorable Xiao Jiu is all that remains. Xiao Jiu takes one look around before sprinting to hide behind Yue Qingyuan’s sleeves.
Once Xiao Jiu is pried off the Sect Leader - who does nothing to help, indeed he just sits there like he got smacked in the face with a fish - and is checked out by Mu Qingfang - starving street child remember? - they set him down and have a conversation.
Xiao Jiu is a smart child and he quickly accepts the explanation because…
PL to another PL: But why did Shen shixiong accept the explanation so quickly? It’s far fetched, even with his luck.
XJ overhears: I will always know my Qi ge.
XJ tilts head face scrunches adorably: Qi ge is old. How old is Qi ge?
Yue Qingyuan - about to combust with happiness from hearing his Xiao Jiu call him Qi ge so many times.
QQQ smirks: Guess.
XJ: Fifty!
QQQ cackles: older than that!
YQY: I formed my golden core in my early twenties.:(
XJ: Wow Qi ge is - is… - tilts his head, searches for word - Ancient! Like dirt!
YQY tries - and fails - to look unoffended as the Peak Lords snort in the background.
Was reading Grand Unified Theory and this popped in my head.
Shen Qingqiu qi deviates into a child.
Xiao Shen stares at Liu Qingge and then pokes Liu Qingge's beauty mark.
XS: Wow. You're really pretty.
LQG and YQY: ...
*muffled snickering in the background*
XS thinking his Qi-ge is sad hugs him and pats him on the head: Don't be sad. Qi-ge is pretty too!
QQQ asphyxiates: Aaahh-hahaHAHAHA!