Keeper of the Keys
We can see lightning strike outside as we are shown Harry drawing a birthday cake on the floor. Dudley's watch goes off signaling midnight.
Harry: Make a wish Harry.
People in the hall look at Harry with pity while Harry is still as long as he possibly could be in his seat. His friends started glaring at the people giving him pitying looks.
Harry blows on the drawn cake. Not a moment later a loud pounding can be heard at the door. Dudley jump off from the couch. More pounding at the door.
Harry hides behind the fireplace, while Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia come downstairs. Petunia turns on a light and Vernon can be seen holding a shot gun.
The Muggleborns look quite appalled seeing the gun and explain to the Purebloods and some of the half- bloods what a gun is and what it does.
Vernon: Who's there?
The door is blown off it's hinges and a big looming figure can be seen in the doorway. Petunia and Dudley scream. The figure walks into the hut and can be seen much clearer now.
"Hagrid!"
Sorry about that.
Hagrid picks up the door and puts it back. Vernon tries to look brave while holding a shotgun and standing up to Hagrid.
Vernon: I demand you leave at once! You are breaking and entering.
Hagrid walks closer to the couple and looks Vernon straight in the eyes.
Hagrid: Dry up Dursley, you great prune.
The great hall erupts in laughter.
Hagrid then twists the shotgun so it's facing upward. It goes off with a bang. Hagrid then walks towards Dudley.
Hagrid: Boy, now I haven't seen you since you was a baby Harry but, you're a bit more along than I would've expected, particularly around the middle.
Hagrid laughs a bit and Dudley stutters in fear.
Dudley: I- I'm not Harry.
Harry comes out of his hiding place in the shadows.
Harry: I- I am.
Hagrid: Well of course you are. Got something for you. Afraid I might have sat on it at some point, but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same.
Hagrid pulls out a wrapped box and hands it to Harry.
Hagrid: Baked it myself words and all.
He opens the box and sees a cake in it with the words Happee Birthday Harry on it.
Harry: Thank you.
Hagrid: It's not everyday your young man turns 11 now is it?
Hagrid proceeds to sit down and bring out a pink umbrella. The umbrella is then used to make a fire in the fireplace. Harry looks astounded. Meanwhile Vernon and Petunia exchange worried glances with one another. Harry sets down the box.
Harry: Excuse me but, who are you?
Hagrid: Rubeus Hagrid, keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts. Of course you know all about Hogwarts.
Harry: Sorry, No.
Hagrid: No? Blimey, Harry, didn't you ever wonder how your mum and dad learned it all?
Harry: Learned what?
Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.
Harry looked quite confused.
Harry: I- I'm a what?
Hagrid: A wizard. And a thumping good one, I'd wager, once you're trained up a little.
Harry: No, you've made a mistake. I mean, I... can't be a, a, a wizard... I mean, I'm... just... Harry. Just Harry.
Hagrid laughed a bit at this.
Hagrid: Well, Just Harry, did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain, when you were angry... or, or scared?
Harry: "Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Vernon: He will not be going, I tell you! We swore when we took him in that we'd put a stop to all of this rubbish.
Harry's rage grew as he looked at the Dursleys.
Harry: You knew? You knew all along and you never told me?
Petunia: Of course we knew. How could you not be? My perfect sister being who she was. My mother and father were so proud the day she got her letter. "We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?" I was the only one to see her for what she was. A freak! And then she met that Potter, and then she had you and I knew you would be the same. Just as strange, just as abnormal. And then, if you please, she went and got herself blown up, and we got landed with you.
Harry: Blown up? You told me my parents died in a car crash!
People in the great Hall were complaining about the Dursley's excuse.
Hagrid: A car crash? A car crash killed Lily and James Potter?
"The Dursleys are so dead."
Petunia: We had to say something.
"Like the truth maybe?" Lyra made some people around her jump as she had moved from one place to another.
Hagrid: It's an outrage! It's a scandal!
Vernon: He'll not be going.
Hagrid: Oh-ho, ho, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself is gonna stop him.
Harry: Muggle?
Hagrid: Non-magic folk. This boy's had his name down ever since he was born. He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world. And she'll be under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore.
Vernon: I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks.
Hagrid: Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me.
Hagrid pointed his umbrella at Dudley, who was in the corner devouring Harry's cake. He gave Dudley a pigs tail and Dudley shrieked.
Dudley: Get it off! Get it off!
Hagrid: Oh, uh- I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speaking, I'm not allowed to do magic.
Harry: Okay.
Hagrid: We're a bit behind schedule. Best be off. Unless you'd rather stay, of course.