You are just walking around one day living out your normal everyday life and then one day you get kidnapeed by somebody
You feel hands around your moiuth and someone is grabbing you, and you are scared but also you are also turned on because you think the person who is kidnapping you might be Sexy
So they kidnap you and they use their magical powers to teleport you into a shack.
You are in the shack all confused now. You look around the shack. There are some things there, and some things here, and you look at all of them but you don't get it, it is like magic stuff, you are just a muggle, so you know nothing about anything. It is like a caldron and potion stuff.
Then suddenly the door to your shack opens! And then the kidnaper walked in...
It is the sexiest man you have ever seen! He has the biggest ass you have ever seen! And he smells so good! He has black hair and grey tsurime eyes.
“Hey what is this all about?” you ask Sexy man, secretly hoping you can screw him because he is so hot and sexy, and you are thinking maybe this is like a fanfict plot line and you will have lots of sex with him, and fall in love, and get married
“Quiet you dumb ho” says Sexy man
oh maybe it isn't one of those stories, lol or it is like one made for people with very specific fetishses, maybe that lol
“My name is Regulus Black” says Sexy Man, he is staring at you now like he is expecting you to react to the name he has
but you never heard of regulusblack
“Uh ok, I'm-” says You
“I am not interested in your name!” says Regulus he looks you up and down. “You smell so bad” he says
You sniff urself. You kind of smell a little bad but that is because you have been trapped in his shack for awhile now and you don't have any deodorant or showers
“Sorry” you say “Can I take a shower or something”
“Hm” says Regulus “U wanna take a shower? For real?”
“Uh yeah well u said I smell bad and I wanna smell good...” you say, and then you think in your head “escpailly because you are so sexy......”
“Ok fine, then you can take a shower, sit down” says Sexy Man Regulus Black
You are confused but you still sit down anyways.
Then Regulus walks over and stands over you and then he spits all over you!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” you scream “WHY”
“There you go now you had a shower are you happy” says Regulus smuggly
“Hm well” you say “I wasn't expecting it but...”
“But?” says Regulus wonderingly
“But you know.... it kind of felt good to be spit upon by such a sexy man with such a sexy ass” you tell him honestly
Regulus looks hororfied now.
Then suddenly you hear him say “avada kedavra” and green and that is the end.