There are three things Hogwarts has come to terms with when it’s regarding one Richard “Dick” Grayson.
Number one: Dick Grayson is a sweetheart and the bestest friend you could ask for even if you’re strangers, and you just… don’t, mess with him unless you want to be publicly humiliated.
Number two: Dick Grayson is the only Wayne brother who is normal — the rest of them are elusive, aloof, and will fight you, whether they start it or not but they will end up winning.
Number three: Dick Grayson is, despite his proven intelligence, normalcy, and Hogwarts House, an absolute airhead who shouldn’t be left alone lest he end up doing something incredibly stupid.
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There are three things Hogwarts has come to terms with when it’s regarding one Jason Todd.
Number one: Jason Todd looks like he will kill you, but as long as you don’t mess with his books or mess with his classes or mess with his brothers then he probably wouldn’t.
Number two: Jason Todd looks like he’d be be an amazing Beater, and the one time he tried he got the Captain begging for him to join, but he declined claiming that “he has better things to do”.
Number three: Jason Todd looks like he’s uncaring, but his housemates keeps claiming they saw him break down at the fireplace because the DADA professor of the year was shit at their job.
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There are three things Hogwarts has come to terms with when it’s regarding one Timothy “Tim” Drake
Number one: Tim Drake, at any time, is ready to either a) sleep, b) die, or c) “summon a being that can and will save me of this bullshittery”, and no one knows how serious he is about the last two.
Number two: Tim Drake, at any time, has a cup of coffee in his hands because it’s “the only thing keeping him alive”, and his brothers can and will start a manhunt to get him into healthy habits.
Number three: Tim Drake, at any time, has a number of blackmail on everyone, and he can and will employ it’s usage if he feels the victim of his fury deserves it and they probably do.
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There are three things Hogwarts has come to terms with when it’s regarding one Damian Wayne
Number one: Damian Wayne seems like he will kill you, and unliked Jason Todd, he actually will kill you if you push him too far and piss him off — or at least your social life will be dead.
Number two: Damian Wayne seems like he’s the same age as his brothers but they call him a young child and lords it over him — but if anyone tries to do the same, they will be threatened.
Number three: Damian Wayne seems like he hates everyone and he probably does, but shows affection strangely with his brothers and is only friendly to if you express fondness for animals.