The Act Againts Shirts and Ties
Hot summer days were the worst. Not only because Albus hated the Summer, but also because, even if Hogwarts’ uniform policies had been updated to make robes optional and to allow students to wear jeans instead of dressing pants, shirts and house identifier ties were still mandatory.
That’s how the meeting between the two Slytherin boys and the Gryffindor that started off as a studying meeting, ended in a rant of Scorpius against ties and shirts.
“And like, I’m in seventh year, right? So people know I’m a Slytherin. Teachers recognize my face, students recognize my face… And the shirts! It should be illegal to force students to wear shirts in such hot weather. Because there’s a cooling spell inside the castle, right? But outside? No! Nothing! Le zéro! If Rose wasn’t here, who would scare the first years who stole our fresh tree near the water? The short ass that I have as a boyfriend? Me? Nope. Nobody. We would melt to death. ” Scorpius crossed his arms and fell back into the tree behind himself, his face portraying his anger..
“Did you just call me short ass ?” Albus said, faking -exaggerating- his offense. Scorpius blushed, trying to hide his smirk.
“I get moody when it’s too hot…” he said, quietly. Rose was watching the scene, amused. Albus stood up. Now that the smile was threatening to wash his boyfriend’s face, he was going to make sure it happened. As revenge for calling him short, that was.
“Yeah, I noticed! ” Albus half yelled, moving his arms. That always made Scorpius laugh. “But so moody you decide to insult me like that ? I’m disappointed in you.” He turned around, to make the scene more dramatic, and he heard Scorpius standing up as well. The two Slytherins didn’t have many arguments they couldn’t solve while talking and expressing themselves, consequence of having been friends for so long before dating. But when they started fake fighting? Nobody could stop them, not until they were laughing so hard they couldn’t even start to speak.
“Well, to have a body so small you sure carry a big attitude, young man!” Scropius said, in the same tone that his boyfriend used before, his mouth in a straight line. How is he so good at this?
“Now that you started doing this weird-Slytherin-mating-dance, I’m bored. I’m gonna go study with Sally in the library when you are done!” Rose said, as she grabbed her things and stood up.
The fake fighting ended in about a couple minutes after, but they got too carried away with some other stuff to go look for Rose.