Two Boys in Love- Wolfstar Texting AU

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
M/M
G
Two Boys in Love- Wolfstar Texting AU
Summary
Sirius texts the wrong number. Remus for some reason doesn't delete the contact, because just maybe he likes the idea of this stranger and his punk rock obsession.Awkwardness leads to bad jokes and flirting. Who knew?And then suddenly they’re having midnight conversations and falling asleep together and kissing at football games— and absolutely nobody is surprised that they fall in love.Because there definitely aren't enough wrong number texting Wolfstar stories out there already, and this a completely original, never-been-done-before plot.That's it. That's all.Decent banter and the beginnings of Jily.All fluff, no smut.Translation in Polish/Polski (wattpad): here
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Saturday, March 26

Saturday, March 26

6:20 am

elsa 

elsa 

elsa 

wake up

the skys awake

so im awake

so we have to playyyyyyyyyyyy

Go the hell away to play by yourself.

do you wanna build a snowmaaaaaaaaaaaan?

No.

Absolutely fucking not.

It is six in the goddamn morning.

you dont know your lines very well remmy

elsa doesnt swear

If I were her, I would.

shes like eight here

eight year olds dont cuss

I just mean in general. It’s so ridiculously inaccurate that a twenty-one year old girl wouldn’t be cussing up a storm if she was alone on a mountain in the middle of winter because of powers she couldn’t control that made people fear her.

its a kids movie rem

Just saying.

I’m grumpy in the mornings.

i couldnt tell

Why on earth are you up at the crack of dawn anyway?

i may be slightly hungover

and got up to relieve my nausea

How in the world did you restrain yourself from drunk texting me?

i hid my phone from myself

And how long did it take you to find it this morning?

... 15 mins

Wow.

Just. Wow.

Well, thanks for not texting me last night after our sober conversation.

no prob

You doing okay now?

youre concern always warms my heart moons

Are you?

well im a little afraid to go back to sleep incase i just lose consciousness for a day

but overall not horrible

If you aren’t awake by noon I will spam you.

See how you like being on the receiving end.

And serves you right for drinking irresponsibly.

i was wondering when your maturity would enter the conversation to berate me

Go to sleep Pads.

You need it.

night moony

*morning

Morning, Pads.



12:02 pm

You awake?

No?

Yay.

I was waiting for an opportunity to spam.

Ooga Booga

Snarfle Snort

Bleeeeeeeeeep

Wake the hell up

Why do I have the feeling you hid your phone again.

Someone rescue Sirius’s phone!

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Read 12:04 pm

OMG you read my messages and chose to ignore them

Arse.

Sirius Black’s hair sucks!

EXCUSE YOU

Bout time you answered.

i cannot be prevented from defending the gloriousness that is my luxurious mane

You are so predictable.

I AM NOT

Knew you would say that.

You’re like Rapunzel. 

my name means Dog Star, not Lettuce

I’m impressed you know that, Pads.

i know my disney trivia

its my favorite of their animated movies anyway

Why’s that?

i relate to both rapunzel and flynn cause they both kinda grew up without love or really much at all. i like flynn’s sarcasm, and i like how rapunzel defies gothel and strives ot be good. It doesnt hurt that gothel could be my own mothers doppleganger and its nice seeing her defeated. also rapunzel has awesome hair like me.

Wow. 

That… makes a lot of sense.

im not as much of an idiot as you make me out to be, moons

whats your favorite animated disney movie

I don’t know…

I like Princess and the Frog a lot, because Tiana is so underestimated, but she has all these visions and goals and she will fight for them. And I loved how she took Naveen down a peg and then he became a better person and would give anything to help make her dream come true. They’re like the best Disney couple.

I also like Wall-E even though I think it’s pixar, because I love that they made us fall in love with these adorable robots, and I liked how much it made me want to make a difference.

and not end up as grossly overweight as those future humans

Yeah, no kidding.

hey, so

tomorrow is prongsies birthday

what should we do for him?

Well, we were planning on having a Sunday movie afternoon.

You guys could join our little party.

that sounds fun

can we crash the fiesta?

Absolutely not. You have been formally invited, so there will be no party crashing or newborn-cursing.

but newborn cursing is so much fun!

Not on my watch.

But, yeah, I’ll run it by the others. I think they’ll be on board.

Who will the others consist of

Probably me, Alice, Frank, Dorcas, Marlene, Lily.

I’ll do my best to get Lils to not back out.

great!

I’m excited

where?

Since our group is the well-behaved one, we’ve been allowed to use the projector room in the library.

So there. Usually we do it around noon, but I think Monday’s a holiday so we can do it at night.

I’ll say 7:00ish

looking forward to seeing you there

So dignified! What happened to Sirius and what strange extraterrestrial has replaced him?

Ha.

ha.

ttyl

<3

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