Sunday, March 6
Sunday, March 6
12:37 pm
Moony
save me
your friend lily posted something on instagram and james is drooling over it
Hah, that sounds like him.
entertain me
otherwise i will die of boredom and as our friendship has not grown sufficiently you wont receive any gifts in my will
Therefore you should talk to me
What about?
i was planning on complaining about how prongs moons over lily
How long has he had this crush on her?
I mean, obv. a while, but
?
since maybe seventh grade(2nd year)
cause yk some people went to other primary schools
she came to hogwarts at 1st year like most people but i think you already knew that
Yeah, so did I.
Did you and James attend elementary school together too?
mhmm
so they spent the first year hating eachothers guts
but at the begining of year 2 she played a mean prank in retaliation and he fell head over heels
Wow. What was it?
the classic bucket-of-water-over-the-door prank
unorginial, but it was really strong paint mixed with itch powder instead so he had green splotchy rashes for a week
Told ya she was a force to be reckoned with.
but werent you friends with her by then?
We became friends kind of in the middle of that year.
how?
There was this awful, supposedly therapeutic class where we had to talk about our worst fears.
I was really scared, and had a bunch of flashbacks to when I got my injuries. So I couldn’t think of an excuse to not say and just stuttered some nonsense out.
Lily got really pissed off at the teacher for forcing me to talk about it, and she yelled at him and comforted me while we walked to the social worker’s office.
She didn’t even get a detention for talking back to the teacher.
injuries?
are you ok?
I’d rather not talk about them.
course
...
well no wonder prongsie admires lily
he makes up the dumbest excuses that never work to get out of detention or to not get yelled at for tardiness
sometimes he just babbles the first random shit that pops in his head to amuse the class
Remus exhaled in thankful relief for the subject change.
Do tell.
‘profesor my cat exploded’
‘profesor someone poisoned my cornflakes in order to mind control me’
‘profesor i lost my chicken suit’
‘profesor wormtails eyeball fell out and we had to glue it back in’
‘profesor did you know that i saw hannah rodriguez and chris briar snogging in the prefects bathroom’
like honestly usually its completely irrelevant, but it puts the class in stitches
Wow. I have underestimated his idiocy.
haha
uh oh, now hes going on about her ‘succulent pink lips and her ravishing emerald eyes and her needle-shrp wit and brilliant mind’
I didn’t think people said those kinds of things in real life.
Do you think he’s actually in love with her?
actually yeah, i do
i mean, not at the beginning, since they hated each other
And i think for the first year or so after that he just thought she was pretty and stuff
but he talks constantly about her personality now too and like those little things that only someone who loved you would notice
and it seems absurd that he keeps chasing after her but he has this miraculous faith that itll work out
as if her names written on his wrist like those soulmate fics
Huh. I wonder if he’s really in love or just really mental.
Sometimes I think Lily might fall for him too, honestly.
I’ve seen her stare a few moments to long at his abs, and turn away before we see her smiling at his stupid jokes.
Don’t tell him that though, she mostly still finds him insufferable.
my lips are sealed
That’s a first.
technically its my fingers not my mouth texting you
Technically you yell in the hallways even if you don’t hold in person conversations with me.
and you know this how
You’re kinda hard to miss.
can we change the subject?
Sure.
I’m surprised you didn’t make a flirty joke about me noticing you, though.
i can if you want me too
I’m good, thanks.
wait james stopped ranting
shit he noticed i wasnt paying attention
Ooh, you’re in for it now.
crp hes tryng to get m pgone
Who’s this
Does pads have a secret boyfriend?
Definitely not.
I assume you’re Prongsie?
Rude.
I am Prongsalicious! Prongstastic! James F. Potter at your service.
Wow. You and Sirius really are two peas in a pod.
Thanks :-)
How is Padfoot allowing you to type all this? Have you locked him in the closet?
No, just myself in the bathroom
Mhmm
What do you want?
I wanted to learn the reason for Sirius’s constant giggling at his phone
Haha.
I bet he giggles like an 8 year old.
he totally does.
damn it he's using the old bobby pin trick
I’m surprised he knows that one.
i am hurt moony
i am very intelligent
You back then?
yep!
care to help me plan my retaliation on jamie?
Sorry, I realized I should go.
I’m meeting Dorcas at 1:30 and haven’t eaten yet.
Plus, something tells me you have plenty of malicious ideas on your own.
im flattered
and youre quite right, indeed i do
ttyl
Bye