Two Boys in Love- Wolfstar Texting AU

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
M/M
G
Two Boys in Love- Wolfstar Texting AU
Summary
Sirius texts the wrong number. Remus for some reason doesn't delete the contact, because just maybe he likes the idea of this stranger and his punk rock obsession.Awkwardness leads to bad jokes and flirting. Who knew?And then suddenly they’re having midnight conversations and falling asleep together and kissing at football games— and absolutely nobody is surprised that they fall in love.Because there definitely aren't enough wrong number texting Wolfstar stories out there already, and this a completely original, never-been-done-before plot.That's it. That's all.Decent banter and the beginnings of Jily.All fluff, no smut.Translation in Polish/Polski (wattpad): here
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Thursday, February 17

Thursday, February 17

3:26 pm

i realized i never even figured out your gender

And?

i wanna know

duh

aww please tell me moony

I already told you, maybe you say you’re an innocent teenager, but I have no way of knowing I can trust you.

wow your really hesitant arent you

and i am in no way innocent

;)

I will choose to ignore that last message.

Cautious. I’m being cautious, and rightfully so.

camon plz. its not like i can trace you based on your gender

Fiine, you make a fair point. I’m sorry if I seem so uptight.

I’m a fifteen year-old boy.

thanks

but like what kind of boy

You already know I’m a huge nerd, what else do you want?

ill tell you about my friends if you tell me about yours

figured youd prefer to talk about someone other than yourself

you seem modest 

... thanks

I’d actually like that.

yayayayayay

my bestest mate in the world is james. his nickname is prongs (because he had this obsession over stags in like third grade and went on rants about their ‘prongy antlers’.) hes a total stereotypical jock, hes flirtatious and fun loving and we pull tons of awesome pranks together. but hes also very kind and considerate with his friends. i had some family issues because theyre pretty horrible people and he got me out. when im not in school he always lets me stay with him. hes a genius for pranks and very mischievous. hes like the star of our schools soccer team and super sports centered. for the past year hes been horribly in love with this girl called lily evans who he thinks hung the sun. sometimes he comes across as idiotic or pratty, and im not saying he isnt, but theres definitely more to him than most people think.

next is peter whose codename is wormtail. Because he eats gummy mice and the tails always hang out of his mouth like worms (he has this ridiculus obsession). hes not as popular or sporty as prongs and doesnt get as much attention. but honestly hes super nice. both jamie and me are kinda much to put up with, but hes very patient and he kinda keeps us together. if not for him we would probably fall apart because theres way too much restless energy between prongsie and me. he really likes history and baking and he always respects other people and teachers and parents. sometimes he comes across as the third wheel but we defend him and really love him even if we act like prats.

that was alot. you still there?

I think I know you in real life.

omg reeeeeeeeeeeeally

You go to Hogwarts, yeah?

YES

I know Lily Evans.

And a pratty jock named James.

And I also go to Hogwarts HS.

So I suppose I feel safer telling you more about me, but I’d rather not tell you my name if you don’t mind. But you’ll probably figure it out soon enough.

i feel like youll just close off again if i ask too many questions and im enjoying this a lot so i guess i can respect your privacy

Thanks.

My turn.

My best friend in the whole wide world is Lily. She’s a force to be reckoned with. Like, one side of her is kind, generous, and considerate. She always supports the underdog and she is fiercely loyal to her friends. The other side is a feisty ball of wit and anger that will ruthlessly tear you apart. She’s incredibly intelligent, top of the class. I kinda feel bad for your friend James because she completely hates having him hit on her. Lily was my first kiss when we were twelve, but I have only platonic feelings for her now because we’ve been friends so long. She’s reading over my shoulder at this very moment, and I think she’s gonna steal my phobdjhysgveiqw2871rgrrrrrrrrkwq uycgth4bvis

I’m a baked potato!

Demonic veggies are terrorizing our planeeeet

James Potter is an arrogant arsehole.

Sirius Black is really fucking hottttttgeskikygwqkwuggnswtgjkxhf

Excuse me a moment while I commit a murder.

ahahaha i like your friend

Ok, it’s me again.

She is now locked out of the dorm.

Sorry about that.

it was funny

soooooooooooooooo

do you think Sirius Black is hot?

What?

Oh. 

Um.

Maybe I think you’re a tiny bit hot.

you do know who i am!

aww i knew you loved me back moony

I said I find you slightly attractive, not that I fancy you.

same dif

It’s really not. You also come across as a prat.

now whyd you have to say that

Someone has to deflate your ego.

hmph

so wait

if you think i’m attractive that means your attracted to boys

you said you were bi earlier, right?

or are you just envious of this gorgeous beast

Bi

yaaaaay

because im gay as hell

and youre definitely the kind of person i could see myself dating

Don’t get ahead of yourself.

 

Remus was glad Sirius couldn’t see him through the screen, because his face was unnaturally warm and a soft smile curled over his lips. He was sure Lily had already picked the lock and was standing outside the room to give the illusion of privacy, and he felt her eyes boring into the back of his head. He knew if he opened the door she would be giving him a look of the I-fucking-told-you-so-not-even-two-days-ago variety.

 

Youre blushing arent you

Why are all my friends horribly perceptive?

we’re friends?!

Well, yeah. 

Idiotic as you are, I find you rather bearable.

And I might even be sad if we stopped talking.

Therefore we are friends.

excuse me for a moment

Aww I made you happy didn’t I.

I bet you’re giggling.

You’re so soft.

I AM NOT.

Have I made tough little ickle Siri experience joy again?

NO!

i will have you know that i am very punk rock

i am not soft

Hah, everyone knows if you have to explicitly say you are something then you probably aren’t actually.

You’re softer than the pillow you’re blushing into.

i wear leather jackets and combat boots every day and i wink at every sexy person in school. i am very punk

Whatever you say, sr. pillowembracer.

tf kinda name is that?!

A true one.

 

Sirius was honestly, maybe, just a little impressed with Moony. Only his closest friends had that ability to see right through the walls he had built around himself. But he couldn’t particularly say he minded, because, weird as it was, he trusted this boy. And maaaaybe had the smallest bit of a crush on him.

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