
Sunday
Sunday
(9:45am)
Remus: Oh god
Sirius: whaaat
Remus: You might wanna check your earlier texts
Sirius: fuck
Sirius: im so so so sorry remus i was incredibly drunk and i don’t know what i was saying i swear i didn’t mean any of that
Remus: Oh okay
Sirius: hm?
Remus: You really didn’t mean *any* of that
Sirius: well i guess that’s not necessarily true
Sirius: i do mean most of that stuff i said
Remus: Then why’d you say you didn’t?
Sirius: idk, if you thought i mean all of that but you didn’t feel the same way i would feel pretty stupid
Remus: Well don’t feel stupid
Sirius: nvm i lied
Remus: What? You really didn’t mean any of that?
Sirius: no the opposite
Sirius: i uh meant all of it
Remus: Really?
Sirius: really
Sirius: i get that what i said is way out of line and we’ve only known each other for a couple of days and its crazy that i said all of those things, like i don’t even know what your voice sounds like, or what you look like?! im crazy omfg im sorry could we just forget about this please?
Remus: Who said I wanted to forget about this?
Sirius: shit im sorry i get it that you don’t wanna be friends anymore
Remus: Hey hey hey I didn’t mean it that way
Sirius: huh?
Remus: I never said I don’t agree with you
Sirius: oh
Sirius: cool cool cool
Remus: And speaking of voices…
Remus: Do you think I could call you?
Sirius: sure sure sure
*Calling Sirius*
“Hey *haha*”
“Oh, I did not expect you to sound like that”
“Ditto, and is that a bad thing?”
“No no just, your voice is deeper and… more raspy than I thought”
“Well that’s what happens when you call me right when I wake up”
“*Haha* right right”
“So why’d you wanna call?”
“Honestly, I’m not really sure, guess I just wanted to know what you sound like since you brought it up”
“Well, are you satisfied?”
“I’m going to block you because of that”
“Oh no please don’t, its been a pleasure talking to you and I couldn’t afford to lose you hot boy”
“Hey, sarcasm is my thing”
“Oh you own sarcasm?”
“I do, I invented it”
“Well I am sorry Mr. Sarcastic Wolf”
“You should be. I’ve been meaning to ask you, what was that song that reminded you of me?”
“Oh shut the fuck up I am not saying”
“Yes the fuck you are going to say, so spill”
“I hate you”
“You really love me”
“You’re right”
“You’re not getting out of this”
“Ughhh you’re annoying. Er, this is so embarrassing-”
“Don’t care”
“Thank you so much for pitching in. But the song is, er, bestfriendbyrexorangecountry”
“What was that? Couldn’t quite hear, you were talking too fast”
“God Remus, Best Friend by Rex Orange County”
“Yeah that is embarrassing”
“*Haha* Shut uppp”
“Okay fine, gotta go I have work”
“Bye Remus, I liked talking to you could we do it again?”
“Sure, bye Sirius”
(3:12pm)
Sirius: heyyy remus
Remus: Hey Sirius
Remus: Whats up?
Sirius: ive been thinking how we’ve been talking for over a week
Remus: It literally hasn’t been a week yet
Sirius: irrelevant
Sirius: i was saying how it feels like we’ve been talking forever and i don’t know what you look like?!
Sirius: so i was thinking and had the brilliant idea of doing a facetime call to change that
Remus: Absolutely not
Sirius: ughhh why not
Remus: I’m way too awkward for FaceTime calls, I wouldn’t know what to talk about
Sirius: buzzkill
Remus: Hey :(
Sirius: wait i have a different idea!
Sirius: not facetime, but pictures
Remus: SIRIUS
Sirius: of our *faces* remus jesus!
Remus: Oh yeah
Remus: I don’t have any good photos of me though
Sirius: nonsense just take one rn
Remus: Definitely not
Sirius: ill send one first then
Sirius: https://pin.it/dgyajVO
Remus: Oh my
Sirius: wait what’s wrong? is it me?
Remus: No no no no no
Remus: It’s just that you’re so
Remus: And I’m just like
Remus: Ugh one second
Sirius: you done yet?
Remus: Yeah its just that you’re like hot, and I’m just me so I don’t know how I’m gonna send a picture that compares to that
Sirius: remus. i can assure you you’re hot
Remus: You don’t know that for sure though
Sirius: sixth sense dude!
Sirius: yknow you don’t need to send a pic if you don’t feel comfortable
Sirius: i just did bc i wanted you to know what i look like
Remus: No no I will I just need to find a pic I like
Remus: Gimme a second
Remus: https://pin.it/5sHrxaU
Sirius: oh my fucking god
Remus: Sirius?
Remus: You can’t just say that then leave!
Sirius: im back
Remus: So…
Sirius: remus you are never aloud to call yourself not hot ever again
Remus: Thank you?
(10:09pm)
Sirius: sorry i didn’t text you back earlier!!! minnie took my phone
Remus: Minnie Mouse?
Sirius: no lmaoo minnie is my mother
Remus: I thought you went to bording school
Sirius: well technically she’s my history teacher but she’s basically my mother
Remus: I’m not even gonna ask
Sirius: its better that you don’t tbh
Sirius: so what’s up?
Remus: Nothing really, just finished an English essay
Remus: Hbu?
Sirius: well after minnie took my phone i had a couple more classes, then i had to do the homework for those classes, then dinner, then football practice, and now i’m texting you!
Remus: Since when has football practice been until 10pm?
Sirius: since james was assigned captain
Sirius: hes crazy
Remus: About football or just in general?
Sirius: both
Remus: I really need to meet James
Sirius: then you should come to my football game this saturday
Remus: No I don’t want to meet you, just James
Remus: ;)
Sirius: bitch
Remus: Ouch
Sirius: remus?
Remus: Yes?
Sirius: are you gonna come to my game saturday? i don’t wanna get my hopes up or anything
Remus: Of course I am idiot
Remus: I’m upset at myself for missing last weeks
Remus: Just text me the info
Sirius: yay!
Sirius: alright i’m gonna go to sleep
Sirius: or at least try to lol
Sirius: night remus <3
Remus: Goodnight Sirius :)
(10:47pm)
Alice: hey sirius, can you come to mine tomorrow for a birthday celebration? i know its last minute so i get it if you can’t come
Sirius: i wouldn’t miss it, what do you want me to get you?
Alice: you don’t need to get me anything
Sirius: bs, of course i do
Alice: you really can’t take no for an answer can you?
Sirius: nope :)
(10:56pm)
Alice: hey, im having a couple people over for my birthday tomorrow and i was wondering if you could come? i get its super last minute so you don’t need to get me anything
Remus: Yeah of course I can come, and I definitely will be getting you a gift
Alice: why can’t anyone take no for an answer?
Remus: Fine I won’t get you anything if you really care that much
Alice: you’re my new favorite person remus
Remus: I wasn’t before? Wowww
Alice: ...