Chapter 2
thegays gc:
mydeerwife: who the fuck let me drink that much
cheeseman: why wouldn't we?
marlsheels: oi i got you water
mydeerwife: thankyou marls
thebestgay: it's a party of course we're going to let you drink that much
mydeerwife: fucking rude dont you think
redlily: language potter
mcdonaldswhore: dont language him today he's hungover
marlsheels: excuse me why aren't you?
mcdonaldswhore: i don't get hungover ive told you this so many times
thebestgay: lucky bitch
dorkkk: okay can you all like stfu it's too early for this shit
mcdonaldswhore: it's literally noon
dorkkk: just cos you don't get hungover doesn't mean other people don't sooo like stfu for a few more hours
mydeerwife: i completely second that
cheeseman: me three except im just tired
lily and james chat:
mydeerwife: okay i have a serious fucking problem and im freaking the fyck out
redlily: what have you done now James
mydeerwife: LILY REGULUS IS IN MY BED
redlily: James please say you didnt
mydeerwife: I DID
redlily: okay just lie tf back down and when you wake up again we can start from there
redlily: don't panic we'll take it step by step
mydeerwife: you have the best advice lils thankyou
redlily: anytime
Regulus and Remus chat:
noswimminglessons: remus im next to fucking James Potter in his bed
wolfmcwolf: oh no HOW
noswimminglessons: remus you are not this thick figure it out
wolfmcwolf: Regulus that is your brothers best mate omg
noswimminglessons: i really need to stop coming to you in these situations
wolfmcwolf: oKAY JUST LIKE WAKE HIM UP GET HIS NUMBER AND LEAVE OR SMTH
noswimminglessons: this is sounding a bit gay
wolfmcwolf: you are gay regulus
wolfmcwolf: now go get a bf in this weird complicated situation
noswimminglessons: i mean i wouldn't mind being his boyfriend but like sirius would kill me and him
wolfmcwolf: fuck Sirius do what you want
noswimminglessons: you know thats your boyfriend you're talking about right
wolfmcwolf: yes
noswimminglessons: omg
wolfmcwolf: go get a bf and stop texting me
noswimminglessons: bit homophobic but okay
wolfmcwolf: regulus im gay
noswimminglessons: :)
thegays gc:
redlily: okay but like how did we not meet mystery boy last night
marlsheels: ikr maybe we drank a bit to much
dorkkk: we definitely did
cheeseman: oKAY BUT I DIDNT HIW DID WE MISS HIM
mcdonaldswhore: no clue pete
mcdonaldswhore: but our one opportunity goNE
mydeerwife: you'll meet him one day he doesn't seem like much of a people person tho
redlily: ikkk but like HOW COULD WE NOT HAVE NOTICED HIM AT ALL
dorkkk: tbf the room was filled with ppl
marlsheels: yes let's blame it on the room
dorkkk: sounds like a good idea
Regulus and James chat:
mydeerwife: hiiii
noswimminglessons: hi
mydeerwife: thankyou for paying for the kebab, you really didn't have to
noswimminglessons: it's fine you know im loaded
noswimminglessons: don't understand why you order fucking salad with it though
noswimminglessons: who doesn't order chips with it
mydeerwife: um me
mydeerwife: you need to eat your greens reggie
noswimminglessons: fuck no salad is gross
mydeerwife: im literally heartbroken </3
mydeerwife: salad is GOOD for you your body needs it and excuse me tomatoes are brill
noswimminglessons: bsssss
noswimminglessons: and either way it's literally takeaway
noswimminglessons: it's a fucking kebab the greens will not outweigh the kebab
mydeerwife: its balance reg at least im eating my 5 a day
mydeerwife: it doesn't hurt to eat some salad once in a while
noswimminglessons: not when your hungover??? YOUR MEANT TO EAT SHITE WHEN YOUR HUNGOVER JAMES ITS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT IT
mydeerwife: hmmmm maybe
noswimminglessons: oMg
mydeerwife: anywayssss
mydeerwife: want to go like out with me
noswimminglessons: on a date?? or like as friends or like are you asking me to be your bf
noswimminglessons: james you did not word that right
mydeerwife: is all 3 a good answer
noswimminglessons: how can i be your bf on a date as a friend you dumbass
mydeerwife: OKAY MAYBE IT SOUNDED A LOT BETTER IN MY HEAD
mydeerwife: okay but like will you be my boyfriend and go on a date with me
noswimminglessons: course James where to?
mydeerwife: okay pub or my place?? OR ANYWHERE I DONT MIND
noswimminglessons: is both a good answer?
mydeerwife: yes
noswimminglessons: okay i'll meet you at the three broomsticks at 7??
mydeerwife: cant wait :))
noswimminglessons: :)
Regulus and Sirius chat:
thebestgay: where were you last night i didn't see you
noswimminglessons: i was there
noswimminglessons: and you wouldn't have noticed cos you were too busy with your boyfriend
thebestgay: jealous reg?
noswimminglessons: no
thebestgay: hmmm
noswimminglessons: anyways i was supposed to be with my friend but i didn't see her like at all
noswimminglessons: and remus was with you
noswimminglessons: and idk where the fuck Lily was but she was off somewhere
thebestgay: reg how the fuck doesn't she know me and remus are together
noswimminglessons: no clue i thought she was smart enough to figure it out but maybe not
thebestgay: yea makes sense
thebestgay: anywayssss James has got his own mystery boy and im determined to figure out who
noswimminglessons: Sirius he'll tell you when he tells you
thebestgay: but i want to knowww
noswimminglessons: curiosity killed the cat
thebestgay: i am not a cat
noswimminglessons: ofc that's what you took from it
noswimminglessons: anywyas just let James have his own mystery boy for a while he'll tell you soon enough
thebestgay: fair enough
thebestgay: thankssss
noswimminglessons: anytime