not so innocent
-platonic karasuno first years
- platonic kagehina but they can share a harem
- either the above or any hinata or kageyama ship except kagehina
- karasuno first years are little shits
- karasuno first years are friends and protective of each other but still bicker
- only karasuno first years can insult karasuno first years
- everyone except the other karasuno first years thinks hinata and kageyama are innocent/ obilivious/ clueless when it comes to sexual stuff
- hinata and kageyama are not innocent or unaware of sexual stuff but only the other karasuno first years know this
- somehow they find out everyone thinks this and decide to just have fun with it
- hinata and kageyama purposefully making innuendos and everyone else struggling not to react because "they don't know how sexual that sounds, must protect innocence", extra points if this leads to haikyuu characters turning to look at them in shock, only to see them both looking oblivious and moving on
- the karasuno first years going along with this act
- they later, at their study sessions, laugh at everyone's reactions
- they realise their harem is attracted to them and plot to get them to do something about it which leads to them eating popsicles and using their shirts to wipe their foreheads when it's warm, physical contact unnecessarily, more innuendos and such
- all the while they pretend to be oblivious to the reactions of the people around them
- karasuno catches on because it happens too often to be a coincidence and ask them about it and they tell them that, while they were doing it to mess with everyone originally, now it's more about seducing their harem.
- karasuno helps after realising how funny it the rections can be
- at this point anyone from karasuno who's in their harem will start dating them and set up a group chat with the rest of the harem to plant the idea of all dating them in their heads
- if you want someone to ONLY like hinata or kageyama, that's fine. the only reason there's only one group chat is because there might be overlap e.g. in my unwritten version atsumu would like both kageyama and hinata
- no toxicity
- poly ships allowed e.g the harems exist but then kurotsukibokuakaken can be a thing also. basically and excuse for you to use all ships. and you know i've changed my mind kagehina can be allowed but probably aren't together when it starts though they may be friends with benefits. they may also be friends with benefits with the other first years. not everyone will be in the harem
- no excessive bullying of any single character, like they can bicker and tease each other but nothing where like no one ever bullies hinata but everyone constantly bullies oikawa and atsumu, it should be equal as possible
- no sugamama and dadchi though karasuno will still be protective of the first years
- no actual favouritism,they just want to protect the perceived innocence but don't ffavour kagehina over tsukiyama or anything like that
- fluff and crack, no angst,maybe smut but doesn't have to be
- eventually everyone finds out kageyama and hinata were ust petending to be innocent (probably in a game of never have i ever or truth and dare), it's not so much pretending as just letting them think it
- also if you want to make this as a socila media AU or chatfic, you can (i really like chatfics but it's kinda hard to find good ones)
- also as chaotic as you want