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Sorting

I do not own KHR or Harry Potter. The right belongs to their rightful creator. I only own what they say and do in this story. Enjoy!

 Hetalian Fairy 243  asked me some questions, so here are the answers.

Some of the pairings in the story are:

- Lily x Fon

- Mary x Skull

- Alice x Frank

- Viper (Fem Viper - because I believe that they are a she) x Verde

- Bianchi x Reborn (Eventually, right now he’s just with one of his three previous lovers. Because Bianchi is too young.)

- Lal Mirch x Colonnello

- Kyoko x Tsuna

- Haru x Gokudera 

- Aria x Gamma (I know people ship Uni x Gamma, but I personally don’t. But I do ship Aria x Gamma.)

And for the Luce part, she is now longer unofficially part of the arcobaleno, officially she still is. But none of the others accept her as the sky, so they currently don’t have a or want a sky. But once Aria gets older, she will fill that position. (Quite frankly I personally don’t Uni that much because of how much she is like her grandmother, but she is better than her grandmother because she was willing to fight to change things.) 

As for the curse, the arcobello no longer ages. And to make sure Lily doesn't get ahead of Fon in age, if you remember that wizards age slowly, in this they are gonna age really slowly. So by the time Lily and Fon are the same age, the curse can be broken and they can age again. But I really don’t have it in me to kill them off, I’m just gonna say that:

- Wizards age slowly - Because of their magic

- Mafia age slowly - Because of their flames

- Arcobaleno age slowly - Because of their flames and the side effects of the curse.

(DAM! I really can’t kill off characters!)

You also asked about how the girls met the arcobaleno, well I’ll be showing that in flashbacks.


“Mar…” Lily whispered, turning to look at her friend.

“Yeah!” The girl answered back cheerfully.

Lily answered back, still in shock. “I need you to pinch me.”

“Why would she do that?” Alice asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Simple. So when I look to the front, I’ll realize that I am nothing but homesick and as a result I’m hallucinating. Because dear God, he can not be here!” the redhead whisper yelled.

“Who can’t be here…?” Mary asks, turning her head to the front. But the more aware of what she was seeing the blond got, the quieter her voice became. Mary quickly whipped her head around to face Lily, who was still pale as a ghost, a side effect of all the blood draining from her face. 

Alice following in Mary’s footsteps was soon banging her head on the gryffindor table, “I knew I should have stayed home this year.” The black haired beauty moaned.

Well the girls were having they’re dilemma, they failed to notice that the sorting was already finished. The girls were snapped out of their conversation by Dumbledore calling Lily’s name. “Now I would like to introduce this year's head boy and head girl. James Potter and Lily Evans.” Dumbledore spoke, causing a round of applause from all but the slytherin table. 

Lily and James both stood up. In Lily’s opinion she was standing up far too long. Because every second she was standing, she could feel Potter’s Hazel eyes looking at her. Honestly Lily couldn't believe what on earth possessed the headmaster to choose James potter of all people as head boy. He hadn’t even been a prefect. When Dumbledore finally gave the sign for them to sit down, Lily glady let her legs collapse beneath her and into her place between Mary and Alice.

“Know that’s out of the way. I would like to introduce your new teachers. As you all are aware, Hogwarts will be offering some new subjects this year. But since this is the first time that these teachers have come to Hogwarts and thus have not been students or sorted, we will be sorting them as well.” With the end of the oldest wizards introduction, if you could even call it that, Mcgonagall stepped forward with another list and the sorting hat once again in her hand. “Colonnello” she called.

A handsome blond man with bright blue eyes walked forward. “What house do you think he’s gonna be in?” Mary asked Lily. Since the redhead had known the group the longest.

“He’s probably a gryffindor.” Lily answered back.


“So you're one off the new teachers?” The sorting hat asked, once it was placed on the man.

“Yep! Can you really see through all my memories.” Colonnello askes.

“Yes. Don’t worry though. When I was created, I was created so after I was lifted off someone’s head, I could never speak about them again.”

“That’s great. So where do you think I should end up?”

“That’s simple…”


“GRYFFINDOR!” The hat called out loudly, causing the red table to break into an applause.

Colonnello got off the stool and passed the hat to the next person, before Mcgonagall could even call their name.

Lily watches Fon sit down on the stool, hot covering his eyes. “He’s gonna be in Slytherin.” Lily declares.

“What!” Alice whispers, “Are you sure. I know I may not know your boyfriend as well as you do, but come on. He’s so nice.”

“I know. But I’ve seen parts of him that you never could.” Lily replays, not looking away from Fon.

“And I’m guessing those parts aren't just the ones in his pa-” 

Lily slaps her hand over Mary’s mouth before she can even finish her sentence. “I wouldn't finish that if I were you.” She glares.


Meanwhile Fon was having his own little conversation with the sorting hat. “Holy Cow! You really are a good actor!” The hat shouted inside Fon’s head.

“Well it’s always best to never show all your cards. Isn’t that right?” Fon thought back sweetly.

“Are the rest of you like this too?” The hat asked, wanting to know so he could prepare himself accordingly.

“Well that’s for you to find out on your own.” Fon replied back, voice normal. “Tho I would appreciate it if you would just sort me already.”

“Ah, Eager to see your lover again. I’m shocked the old goat allowed something like this.”

Fon laughed lightly, “Well we didn’t really give him much of a choice.”


Flashback

All eight of the arcobaleno were scattered around in their usual meeting place, waiting for the client to show up.

“Dam… How long do we have to wait!” Skull yelled out of boredom, but just as the purple haired man said that a knock sounded on the door. Causing a commotion to raise for who would have to get up to go answer it.

Fon could feel a headache coming. “Skull. Go do it.” Fon says, only above a whisper. His voice was quiet, but heard clearly by everyone. Skull gulps, knowing it’s never a good idea to mess with the storm whenever his lover left.

“H-Haiiiiiiii!” Skull shrieked already up and sprinting to open the door.

Skull opened the door to find an old man with a long white beard. He was wearing a robe covered in stars and a hot to match. Next to the man was a woman in a similar robe, just in emerald and without the stars. “Who are you? Are you our clients?” Skull asked.

“Yes. We are. It’s nice to meet you.” The man answered, a little too cheerfully for Skulls taste.

“I see.” the cloud nodded, “Come inside then.” he replayed over his shoulder, making his way into the living room.

Fon’s eyes widened when he saw the appearances of the two people entering with Skull. “Something wrong? Fon.” Reborn asked, eyes looking at the chinese man from under his fedora.

“Nothings wrong. But these people are wizards.” The man answered, causing the two wizards to stare in shock.

“How do you know that?” the Mcgonagall demanded, more than asked.

“I know someone who’s a witch.” Fon answered.

“We all already know about the wizarding world. But we don’t really know that much about them, compared to Fon.” Verde answered, head still in Vipers’ lap, and looking at a computer laid against his knees.

Dumbledore recovers faster than Mcgonagall and plasters on his signature fake grandfather smile. “Well that makes things easier. Then do you know about the wizarding world's current situation?”

Fon nodded, “Yes we do. But it isn’t the wizarding world that's in a ‘situation’, it’s only the british wizarding community.” Fon answers, emphasizing, situation.

Dumbledore starts to sweat a little at Fon’s statement. What he said was true. Because of their lack of ability to deal with Voldemort, Great Britain had become the laughing stock of the wizarding world. And it wasn’t just the wizarding world, they had also become a laughing stock in the mafia communities all around the globe. “Well that’s true. And I was hoping you would help us with that. Of course you all will be compensated accordingly.”

“What do you want us to do. Kill the dark lord?” Skull laughed.

“No!” Mcgonagall snapped. Not liking the idea of killing anybody.

“She’s right.” Dumbledore nodded, “We would like you to come protect our school, under the disguise of teaching our students.”

All the arcobaleno stared at each other. They had gotten various missions. Ranging from stealing to killing ministers and mafia heads. But not once had the group gotten a job that required them to teach. In fact the only people in the group who even had the slightest amount of teaching experience were Fon and Lal Mirch. 

“What school will we be protecting?” Verde asked. Verde was always the one to ask the client for the information because he never left a single stone unturned. If he ever did, which was rare to never, one of the others would always ask.

“Hogwarts.”

Dumbledore’s answer caught the attention of everyone in the room. “Isn’t that the school Lily goes to?” Skull asked.

Everyone stared at Fon, looking for conformation. Which he did, by nodding. “Wait! How do you know Mis. Evans?” the headmaster asks, shocked at hearing they’re top students' names.

All off the Arcobaleno, even Skull and Colonello stayed quiet and continued staring at Fon. It was his question to answer. Fon looked to be in thought, though he eventually signed, “She’s my lover.” Fon’s answer causes a shock to appear on Dumbledore’s face, and sends ripples in his plans of getting the brightest witch he’s ever seen, with the young Potter heir.

“You're far too old for her!” Mcgonagall yelled, appalled.

Fon glared at her, “Oh please, don’t give me that line. I know how girls, who are still children, are forced to marry men in their sixties only to preserve blood purity. I’m only six years older than her. There have been many worse.”

“Well, Fon.” Reborn spoke up, “It’s your decision. Do we accept, or do we decline?” the sun asked.

Fon thought for a while, he then smiled at the two magic users. “We accept.” he nodded.


The hot nodded, moving his tip up and down. “You know at first glance I'd put you in Gryffindor. But after getting a truly good look at you, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind.”


The hat takes a deep breath in, and then shouts in a booming voice, “Slytherin!”, eating a deep wave of applause from the slytherin table.

“I don’t get it. He seems so nice.” James says, a few seats away from Lily. Lily smirks, hearing James' words.

“Wow, He really did end up in slytherin.” Alice mumbles, amazed.

Lal walked up next to the stool, looking like she really didn’t want the dirty thing to touch her head. “Lal sure looks like she doesn't want to touch the hat.” Lily noted.

“Yeah, who would.” Mary said, bringing a nail filer out of nowhere. “I mean, I don’t think the hat had been cleaned since it was created. When I was getting started I didn’t want the hat on my head either.”

“So where do you think she’s gonna end up?” Alice asks. “Because I have absolutely no idea.”

“Well she is hardworking, she could end up in Hufflepuff, you don’t end up in the military if you don’t work hard.” the blond said thoughtfully.

“Yeah but I have a feeling that Hufflepuff really isn’t her thing.” Alice replied back. “I personally feel she would be a Gryffindor. She certainly has the courage.”

Lily picks up a knife and swirls it around like a dagger, “Yeah, but she’s also ambitious and values knowledge. She could end up in any of the four houses.”


“So you're in the military, hu?” The sorting hat asked.

“Yes I am.” Lal answers back, not liking how the hat can see all her memories.

“Well you quite a tricky one, aren't you?”, the hat hums, asking himself more than her. “You have the courage of a lion, the ambition of a snake, the loyalty of a badger and the knowledge of an eagle.” The hat threw a couple more memories, but failed to find anything that would put her in a category. The brown hats tip dipped and it let out a mental sigh. “You know what, I’ll give you the option of only a few have gotten. I’ll let you choose any house you would like to be in. So what’s your choice?”


“Gryffindor!” The hat called out after five whole minutes, causing the table of the lions to burst out clapping at having another teacher on their ‘side’. But Lal completely ignored them and returned to her seat. Reborn walked up next.

“You're going to need to take off the hat, Mr. Reborn.” Mcgonagall said, she looked like she was about to say something else, but one look from Reborn had her handing him the hat.

“Slytherin!” the three girls said at the same time. 

And the sorting had agreed with them completely. Because just as the sorting hat touched Reborn’s hat, it shouted out “Slytherin! He’s definitely Slytherin!” on the top of it’s lungs.

Colonnello and Skull laughed loudly at that. They laughed to the point that both of them were holding their ribs and had tears streaming down their face. “Awww, Look who got a reaction out of the hat.” Colonnello said teasingly.

Reborn felt his eyebrow twitch. Letting out a growl, the man threw the hand at Skull, who was supposed to be next.

But Skull also only had to touch the hat for it to shout out, “Gryffindor! There is no way in hell you can nearly miss death that many times and not be in Gryffindor!” Skull blushed at that.

Now it was Reborn’s turn to chuckle. “You really don’t need to sort the other two. Verde is obviously a Ravenclaw, well there is no way that Viper isn’t a snake.”

“Are you sure?” Dumbledore asked. The two in question nodded. “Well we would still need to do it. As a formality.”

But the outcome was exactly as Rebron had predicted. Verde ended up in Ravenclaw and Viper was also a Slytherin.

“Well since that is done!” Dumbledore spoke, raising his arms, “Please dig in.”

 

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