Drunken truths
Ever since Sirius and regulus ran from home and rekindled their friendship regulus became an 'Honorary gryffindor'. He hung out with the house all the time and at first most people had an issue with it but after many threats from sirius and a lot of time spent in the common room people stopped caring.
It was nearly the end of the year and a group of people had decided to play very drunk two truths and a lie. Lily, Marlene, Mary, peter, regulus, sirius and remus.
James was out at quidditch practise so he couldn't join. The captain had organised one last meeting after dinner on that Saturday.
They all took a turn doing there round and they learnt a lot about each other, the rules were that if someone got it right you took a shot but if no one got it right everyone else did a shot.
"Okay okay so, I'm a virgin, I liked remus and i have a sister" it was lilys go and she wasn't very drunk but tipsy at most.
"Bitch the lie better be that you liked remus, he's mine" sirius was very drunk however, he wasn't a good liar so he was always easy to detect.
"I know he's yours, any other guesses or is that what everyone is going with"
"Oh god I hope you didn't like me" remus cringed at the thought and also panicked because well, Was he really that bad at reading signals?
"You are wrong, everyone take a shot"
"Lily, are you not a virgin?"
"No regulus I am not"
"Wait who" regulus was on that line between very drunk and drunk.
"I don't remember there name, some ravenclaw, happened once in a broom cupboard"
"Dam, go girl" Mary was tipsy, she kept pretending to be drinking because she would regret the headache in the morning.
"Wait Mary, where's Marlene"
"I think she went for a piss lils"
"Ah right, anyway regulus it is you next"
"Hmm okay then. I'm allergic to peanuts, I'm not a virgin anymore and I've been dating James potter for nearly a year" regulus was too drunk to realise what he had revealed to the group.
"This is too easy, obviously it's the James one" how wrong lily was.
"He's not allergic to peanuts, he's allergic to chocolate, IM GOING TO KILL JAMES. TAKING MY BROTHERS VIRGINITY" remus was frantically trying to calm sirius down.
"Your allergic to chocolate ?you poor thing" Mary inputted.
It was unfortunately at this point James walked back in the common room.
"Hey guys, are you still playing?"
"JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER IM GOING TO KILL YOU" sirius stood up and tried to chase after James but stumbled at first. James was highly confused and started running away from a very drunk sirius.
"What's happened?" Marlene walked in at this point and looked over the mess.
"IM WONDERING THAT TOO" James shouted this while frantically trying to hide behind a couch.
"Shit I think I told them about us, sorry baby"
"Awww, that's so cute. Why do I have to be lonely?"
"Peter, you have rejected everyone that has asked you out"
"I know moony, but like still"
"Fair enough, are we ever going to stop this?"
"I don't think so, they can work it out" secretly regulus was enjoying the drama of it all.
"JAMES YOU TOOK HIS VIRGINITY"
"WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT?" Regulus just laughed to himself about this.
"AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU WERE TOGETHER"
"IM SORRY, I WANTED TO TELL YOU"
"WHY ARE WE STILL SHOUTING?"
"I don't know"
"James, you could've told me"
"I know, I know I'm sorry"
"Oh god I'm too drunk for this, come on moony let's go to bed"