Miraculous Rewrite Blurb
Bridgette was walking into Marinette’s room to ask if she took her sweatshirt only to see her working on something at her desk. She walks closer only to see a collage of what seems to be of one person. A young teen model who honestly looks like they need to be fed and has never experienced a hug.
“So,, Babypop, girlie what’s up with the altar-esque backdrop,” Bridgette asks.
Marinette scared by the sudden noise starts to scramble and has a glue stick roll off her desk only for Bridgette to catch it. “OH! Well, hi Bridgette, well, umm. So you know how I like to follow fashion trends and stuff. Like I know I can just do something on my computer, but I just like the way it looks when it’s done in person by hand. I have a collage designs I like from each past season. And well here we are with you scaring me while I’m working,” Marinette starts awkwardly but starts to get confident in what she says.
Bridgette nods and then puts a hand on Marinette’s shoulder to say,” Okay so I get that. You like fashion, but what that doesn’t explain why there is a sad white boy all over this. Like wouldn’t it be better to only have the clothes in the collage so it looks less,, worrying? Like I don’t know anything about fashion and I will never claim too, but don’t models usually sign with like one designer? Shouldn’t you broaden your range?” Marinette laughs at Bridgette and responds,”Well Bridgette I’m sure it’s not as worrying as you think!”
Marinette takes a closer look at her creation and then pulls out all her most recent collages and notices a trend. In a small voice that grows into a panic screech,”Oh no. No, no, it CANT be! Oh fuck. Shit, Bridgette! IT DOES LOOK LIKE A PSYCHOPATH MADE THESE! How am I ever going to show my face to the fashion world when I have a stalker board!” Bridgette trying to hold in her laughter as she witnessed her younger cousin have a small panic attempts to say comfortingly,”Oh you really didn’t notice did you? At least no one else has seen these, right?”
Marinette then slams her head against the desk and screams. After her well deserved freak out she mumbles out,”Alya has seen them. She helped me make them.” Bridgette now hearing this stops all efforts to seem mature and polite,” HA! Oh my god, your friend totally thinks you have a crush on this random model. That’s actually kinda pathetic. Like she hasn’t even brought it up to you she just went with it.”
Marinette gets out of her chair to stomp to her bed and grabs a pillow and attempts to suffocate herself. Bridgette rolls her eyes at Marinette’s behavior and yanks the pillow out of her hands,”Come on I’ll help you fix your collages. We can put some stickers on his face and call it a day. Just next time cut their faces out cause it’s weird.” Marinette nods and covers her face to say,”Can you grab the stickers from my desk drawer? On the left, the bottom one. I need a moment to process and reflect on my horrible life decisions that I have made. Can you please start on them so it hurts my ego less when I join? Thank you!” Bridgette just shakes her head fondly and tosses the pillow back at Marinette and starts fixing the collages.