murals and matching tattoos
[ Incoming Call ]
sirius black
[ Accept ] [ Decline ]
“Hi?”
“Hi. I just wanted to call and make sure you’re doing okay. It’s been a couple days.”
“I know. I’m sorry. I’ve been pretty busy recently.”
“It’s alright, I get it.”
“…”
“…”
“So?”
“I’m sorry for how I acted at the pub. You know better than anyone else that I’m…”
“Impulsive? Dim? You don’t think before you speak”
“Christ, I forgot how abrupt you are.”
“It’s my best quality.”
“Haha, very funny. But, I mean, you’re right. All of those things are correct about me. I was just so shocked that you were the person James has been talking about like you…fuck, like you pulled the bloody moon from the sky and gave it to him.”
“Aw, he likes me that much?”
“Shut up, you idiot. You don’t have to forgive me for acting how I did. I should have heard you and James out before I lost my temper, and I’m sorry.”
“…I’m not mad at you, Sirius. Your reaction wasn’t the best, it definitely made me freak out more than I already had been, but I’m not mad at you. I’m not mad at anyone.”
“I’m still sorry.”
“I know, Siri. It’s fine, alright?”
“…alright.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“I’m not a fan of my best friend dating my baby brother.”
“God, Sirius, when you say it like that it makes the whole situation sound like an episode of a Disney Channel show.”
“It’s like that one episode of Victorious, Regulus! I feel betrayed!”
“You did not just make a Victorious reference. Best Friend’s Brother? Really?”
“You act like that song doesn’t perfectly describe the situation.”
“…I’m not saying it doesn’t. How much money would I have to pay James to sing that at a party?”
“You wouldn’t have to pay him anything, he’d do it for free, but you’d have to pay me at least £1,000,000 to sit through it.”
“Too expensive for what you’re worth.”
“I’m going to pretend like you didn’t say that, and I’m going to hang up the phone now. I’m sorry again, please don’t make James sing Victorious to me, I love you, bye.”
“Later, Sirius.”
[ Call Ended ]
[04:38] running is exhausting
[08:12] why the FUCK were you up at 4 in the morning RUNNING
[08:13] how else am i gonna keep up my exquisite physique, regulus? :O
[08:13] you say that like i’ve seen you shirtless
which in case you’ve forgotten
i have not
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there! now you have ;)
Regulus Black Defense Squad
[08:14] he sent me a shirtless photo and i think i’m going to scream
[08:15] SHUT UPPP
WELL IS HE HOT???
[08:15] YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT MY ANSWER IS GOING TO BE
YES HES HOT
[08:16] HELLOOOOO?????????
YOU CANT LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THAT???????????
[08:17] they died i think
[08:15] i see
thanks for that
[08:16] anytime, handsome ;)
[08:16] i hate you
i need to go shower
i’ll talk to you later
[08:17] haha without me ;)))
im kidding
i’ll talk to you later, darling <33
[08:17] fuck off <3
[11:12] i’m bored
what are you doing rn
[12:35] sorry i just took my first break lol
i’m painting a mural for someone
what’s up?
[12:36] omg!!!!!
what does it look like so far :O
show me show me show me
[12:36] hold on
[12:36] holding (with anticipation) :P
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[12:38] it looks so good wtf!!!!! ur so talented!!!!!
wait a second
is that flourish and blotts
[12:39] yeah it is
dorcas and marlene introduced pandora and i to the owners, they’re very sweet
[12:39] I KNOW THEM!!!
THAT’S LILY AND MARY!!!
I’M FRIENDS WITH THEM!!!!!!
[12:41] REALLY???? OMFG AHAHA
dorcas and marlene went to lunch and to the bookshop after their Hook Up™ so pandora and i crashed the date
mary took a bunch of pics of us for the shop’s instagram too
[12:42] AAAAA
oh my god this is incredible
wait has she posted the pictures yet :D
[12:43] yeah she has
i look a bit shit in them but pan looks great
[12:44] regulus black don’t lie to me like that
you look great!!!
your fucking grandpa sweater??? what the fuck??? that’s so cute im gonna eat sandpaper
[12:44] HELP???,?,?
dont do that maybe
[12:45] HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE REGULUS
are you wearing a button down underneath it
oh my god???
[12:46] ARE YOU AND PANDORA WEARING MATCHING NECKLACES??????
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICEEEEEEE
OH MY GOOOOD
i can’t deal with this rn youre so cute
[12:47] are you done losing your mind babe
[12:48] …
i was but now i’m losing it again
you can’t just casually throw out pet names!
[12:48] i can’t do what you’ve been doing this whole time?
[12:49] toush
wait
…
hold on give me a second
touché?
touché.
[12:49] good job love x
[12:50] and on that note i’m going back to playing minecraft :)
definitely just playing minecraft
and definitely not screaming
[12:51] i’ll take your word for it, babe
have fun playing minecraft and not screaming
Three Pretty Best Friends
[13:10] lads
[13:11] yeah
[13:11] whats up
[13:12] we should get matching tattoos.
[13:12] that sounds like a horrible idea
and last time you got a tattoo you cried
[13:13] moony is right, per usual
what would we even get?
[13:13] um
i’ll be 100% honest i did not think that far ahead
i was expecting a more resounding yes, and then for prongs to exclaim an idea
[13:14] LMAOOOOO
[13:14] AHAHSJDJSJ
[13:15] WE ALL KNOW I’M NOT THAT BRIGHT OK
[13:15] regulus’ friend is a piercer, she probs knows good
artists
[13:16] yeah we’re not going back to the last shop we went to, pads has embarrassed himself enough
[13:16] i hate you both
i’ll talk to reggie and see if he knows a tattoo artist
fuck you both
[13:17] love you too, angel
Untitled Group
[13:18] regulus
my favorite family member
[13:18] i’m scared of what you’re about to ask me
what did you do this time
[13:19] ??????
why am i here
[13:19] SIRIUS DID YOU MAKE A GROUP CHAT LMAOOOOO
[13:20] FUCK AHAHAHA
I DIDNT MEAN TO HELPFJFKDJ
[13:20] HAHAHAHAHAH
[13:20] oh my god im gonna die
fuck whatever
regulus do you know a tattoo artist james said you might
[13:21] james is mostly correct
i know a piercer who owns a piercing and tattoo shop
why
[13:21] we want matching tattoos
and james mentioned that u might know someone
[13:22] i can talk to my friend and see if he has any availability
is it all three of you?
[13:23] yes it is
we don’t even know what we’re going to get yet
[13:23] …
sirius didn’t think that far ahead did he
[13:24] fuck you
[13:25] how about sirius gets a little black dog, i get a crescent moon, and james gets a stag
cuz padfoot, moony, and prongs
[13:25] that’s a great idea actually
is everyone down with that?
[13:26] MOONY UR A GENIUS!
[13:26] MOONY YOU’RE INCREDIBLE
thats such a smart idea
thank u for talking 2 ur friend for us regulus :)
[13:26] ur welcome james
[13:27] throwing up rn
[13:28] get over urself sirius
as if we weren’t worse before we started dating
[13:29] remus is right u were pretty insufferable
[13:29] HELP??????
i didn’t make this gc to get attacked!
[13:30] YOU DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE THIS GC AT ALL
[13:31] AHAHAHAH
okay i’ll talk to dorcas and see if pete has any availability
[13:32] thank you regulus!!!! <3333
[13:32] ur welcome remus!!!!! <3333
[13:33] it took me so long to get a heart out of you and REMUS gets one IMMEDIATELY?
[13:34] I HATE IT HERE
[13:34] its bcremus is my favorite x
ok bye i’m gonna go talk to dorcas!
[13:35] WOOOOO
remus changed the group chat name to Regulus + Remus 4ever <3
[13:35] FIRST HE STEALS MY BEST FRIEND
THEN HE STEALS MY BOYFRIEND
REGULUS WHY
[ Incoming Call ]
reggie <3
[ Accept ] [ Decline ]
“What’s up, Reg?”
“Dorcas, does Pete have any availability?”
“Uh, let me check.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…he has availability next Thursday at 11, why?”
“My idiot brother wants to get matching tattoos with James and his boyfriend, Remus. They want a black dog, a crescent moon, and a stag. I’d say pretty small, probably less than palm sized.”
“Yeah, he should have room to do that. I’ll put them down and let him know.”
“Nice, thank you Cas.”
“Course, Reg. Also, once you’re done with the mural at Flourish and Blotts, could you do one for the shop?”
“Oh, yeah, I should have time.”
“Sick, wanna stop by soon to talk rates?”
“You’re my friend, Cas, I’m not gonna charge you.”
“Shut the fuck up, Regulus, I want to support you in everything you do. I’m going to pay you whether you like it or not.”
“…fine.”
“Good. I have an appointment coming in, talk to you later. Bye Reg.”
“Alright, bye Cas.”
Regulus + Remus 4ever <3
[17:21] you’re all down for an appointment next thursday at 11am
the shop is called betty’s garden, i’ll send whoever’s driving the address
[17:22] thank you reggie <3
[17:22] course remus <3
[17:23] prongs they’re teaming up against us
[17:23] i agree pads
i feel like reg needs a nickname
[17:24] i agree prongs
ur so smart <3
[17:25] thanks <3
what shall reg’s nickname be
he’s kind of like a cat yeah?
[17:25] they ARE like a cat
toebeans?
[17:26] we can’t just steal minnie’s nickname and give it to reg now that we’re not in school
[17:26] fair, that would be a disservice to minnie
we’ll figure something out
[17:27] i don’t want a nickname
padfoot and prongs are stupid enough
moony’s not that bad
[17:27] ur my favorite, reggie
[17:28] i know ;) x
[17:28] ;)
[17:29] i regret making this chat
even if it was an accident! i don’t care!
i regret everything!
[17:29] good
[18:01] do you want to get lunch tomorrow?
[18:01] asking me out on a date, are you? ;)
im kidding
[18:02] i regret asking already
moreso to sit down and talk about everything
i think i’m mentally ready to do it
[18:02] i’m free anytime tomorrow :D
[18:03] i’m free all day tomorrow as well
[18:04] hells yeah
i can make you something at my place if u wanna come over
it might be a better place to like
have an incredibly personal conversation
[18:05] that sounds lovely
is it gonna be a candlelit dinner babe x
[18:06] god i forgot about the pet names
you’re going to ruin me
but yes if thats what you desire x
also be here at noon if that works for u
[18:07] i can ruin you in more ways
but i’ll be there at noon, darling x
[ Incoming Call ]
james potter
[ Accept ] [ Decline ]
“Uh….hi?”
“Hiiiiiiii my looove…hey, Remus, stop- HEY! GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!”
“…”
“James, sit back down. Jesus Christ."
"...what the hell is happening?"
"Okay, Hi. I'm sorry. This is Remus, from James’ phone.”
“Hello Remus. Why was James calling me at…fuck, 2 in the morning?”
“He’s over at our flat right now, we invited him over to play some video games, he got drunk and wanted to call you, but he’s in one of those moods where he gets all sappy and emotional when he’s drunk. I thought I’d spare you the trouble.”
“Haha, thank you, I’m too tired to deal with sappy James Potter.”
“You’re welcome. Sorry for waking you up.”
“Ah, s’alright. Have fun, tell James I say hi.”
“Will do. Goodnight, Reg.”
“Night, Remus.”
[10:32] good morning
do u want me to bring anything?
also what’s your address
[11:02] good morning
i just woke up
uh
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and no u dont need to bring anything
just ur cute ass self x
[11:03] shut up
and okie dokie
[11:04] god my head hurts
i need a painkiller
[11:06] I CALLED YOU LAST NIGHT????
[11:07] LMAOOO
you did. but remus stole your phone before you could say anything
[11:08] oh my god
what is it with me and trying to talk to you while drunk
[11:08] no idea, love x
do you still want me to be there at noon?
[11:09] could u be there at 12:30 actually
sirius’ flat isn’t that far away but im tired so i can’t drive like a maniac
which is how i normally drive
[11:10] remind me to never get in a car with you. ever
[11:10] well when i have precious cargo i drive slower
[11:11] its 11:11 make a wish
also did you just call me precious cargo
[11:12] ok wish made
also yes i did
[11:13] you’re awful james
/j
[11:13] HDSJHD you love me
[11:13] whatever x
i have to go get ready now
see u at 12:30 <3
[11:14] see u at 12:30!!!!!!! <33333333 xoxoxoxo
Regulus Black Defense Squad
[11:17] which outfit
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[11:18] what’s the occasion?
[11:19] lunch with james
in his apartment
[11:19] HELLO HE INVITED YOU OVER?
[11:19] well
it was more like
i wanted to go get lunch and talk with him about the whole
hog’s head situation
and he was like
[11:20] oh do you want to come over instead
so we have more privacy
i can make lunch
so obvi i said yes
[11:20] oh my god
is he picking you up?
[11:21] no i’m taking my bike for the first time in like….six months
[11:21] you always look sexy on ur motorcycle babe x
[11:22] thanks babe x
[11:22] comfort is key then right
[11:22] yes exactly
all of them fit under my jacket tho
which is my big black denim jacket with the flannel inside
[11:23] ok so i’d say
wear that my chemical romance shirt u have lol
and wear your dad jeans x
[11:23] GOD NOT THE MCR SHIRT
i already admitted to him that i used to be an mcr kid why do you feel the need to make my life worse
[11:24] because i know you’ll listen
unless u want me to tell u to wear ur team edward shirt that u got at the charity shop
[11:25] fuck u
fine i’ll wear the mcr shirt
[11:26] good x
Regulus didn’t drive often.
It’s not that he didn’t enjoy it; well, he could tolerate it, but he didn’t love it. It’s just that he preferred to walk, or take the bus, or the train wherever he went. Call it being eco-friendly, call it being afraid. He just didn’t see the point in driving a car, or even owning one.
He did, however, have an incredibly rich, currently dead uncle who left both him and Sirius a few motorbikes from his personal collection when he passed.
Their Uncle Alphard had a collection of motorbikes; most of which ended up going to Sirius. Regulus, however, had been gifted three- a cherry red Honda CB750, a dark blue Harley-Davidson Softail, and the one he currently had parked in the car park for his flat, a black Harley-Davidson Sportster.
He was only 17 when they had been gifted to him. Andromeda had allowed him to keep one of them at her home until he turned 18, but Walburga had taken the rest and pawned them off to the first person who would buy them. She claimed it was unladylike for the Heiress to the Black Throne to even own a motorcycle, let alone be caught dead operating one. But when he turned 18, the first thing he did after he ran away was get on the quickest train to Cambridge to Andromeda’s house, where he picked up the motorcycle and rode it to Pandora’s place.
Regulus didn’t use it often, though. Mostly when he couldn’t make the bus or the train, wherever he was going was too far to walk, or Pandora couldn’t give him a ride. James’ flat wasn’t too far away, it was about an hour long walk, but he knew he wouldn’t want to walk all the way back late at night. So at 11:45, he stuck his helmet on his head, and took off on his motorbike for James’ apartment.
The drive was much shorter than the walk would have been; he made it there in about 30 minutes. He stopped in front of the building, checking his phone and seeing it was only 12:19.
He opened his chat with James.
[12:20] hey where should i park
[12:20] oh there’s a parking garage by the entrance, just park in one of the visitor spots
[12:20] sick
[12:28] hi i’m at ur front door
[12:29] FUCK
give me a second
A loud crash came from somewhere in James’ flat, which made Regulus look up from his phone curiously. His helmet was tucked securely under one arm, rings clicking loudly in the quiet hallway as he anxiously tapped his hand against it. A few moments of silence, followed quickly by footsteps later, James’ front door flew open. He smiled brightly, adjusting his glasses on his nose and letting out a breath.
“Hi,” James said. “Come in!”
Regulus smiled back, walking into James’ apartment. “Where can I set this?” He asked, motioning to his helmet. James looked down at the helmet, brow furrowing in confusion. “Didn’t you drive here?” He asked.
“I rode my motorcycle,” Regulus said. “I don’t…I don’t ride it often.”
“You ride a motorcycle?” James asked. “Holy fuck, you really are Sirius’ brother.”
Regulus rolled his eyes. “I hate you,” He said teasingly.
James laughed. “You can set it down by the door. I was gonna cook, but I realized I need to get groceries, so I decided we could order something instead. Unless you want to cook something together, that is.” James said, smiling as Regulus set his helmet down carefully.
Regulus chewed on his bottom lip, shrugging his jacket off. “Whatever you want to do. I’m not picky,” He said, laying his jacket on the back of the couch. “Like, I’d probably be fine with eating chips and nothing else.”
A laugh left James’ lips, a sound Regulus would never get tired of hearing. He smiled warmly, following James into the kitchen. “Absolutely not. Whenever I invited friends over, my mum always had a meal ready for them. We’ll order takeout, since I don’t want to waste gas on going to the store.” He said, pulling out his phone.
They ordered Chinese food from a local restaurant down the road before they settled down on James’ couch. James threw a blanket over the two of them, giving Regulus the softest smile he thought he’d ever see.
His heart ached.
“So,” James said. “Where do we start?”
Regulus looked down at his hands, fiddling with one of the many rings he had on his fingers. “Uh,” He said. “What do you want to know?”
[ TW: TRANSPHOBIA, TALKS OF ABUSE. SKIP TO THE NEXT BOLD TEXT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ]
James was silent for a few moments. “Pandora mentioned an ex last time we talked.”
“Ah,” Regulus said, nodding. “Yeah. He wasn’t great.”
“So I’ve heard.” James said, letting out a humorless laugh.
Regulus sighed. “We started dating when I was…15, I believe. I was about to be pulled out of Hogwarts to be homeschooled because of Sirius running away. We started dating about a month before that. Everything was great in the beginning; even when I wasn’t at the same school as him, we were happy. Then I realized I was trans, and I gave myself that awful haircut I told you about. He didn’t like that; said he wanted a girlfriend, not a boyfriend. I was forced to be a girl, and once I turned 18 and finally decided I was going to leave our parent’s house permanently, he broke up with me because I wanted to transition. Said he wouldn’t be caught dead dating a…well, a tranny was what he said.” Regulus said, grimacing. “He kind of fucked me up, to say the least.”
A beat of silence passed before James let out a heavy sigh. “What the fuck is wrong with him?” James asked angrily. “How…how can anyone even think like that?”
Regulus shrugged. “I have no idea. His parents were the same way, especially his dad. Doesn’t excuse anything he said, but it does explain it. But my parents were- well, they’re still horribly transphobic and homophobic, and here I am, living a life that stands for everything they hate.” He said, chuckling. James gave him a weak smile. “Suppose they can’t handle having two sons who like cock.”
That got a dry laugh out of James, whose eyebrows were still knitted together in frustration.
“Still, I just can’t believe anyone would treat another human being like that. Let alone someone as great as you,” James said quietly, reaching out and carefully grabbing Regulus’ hand. He flushed at the touch, looking down at their hands.
“It’s whatever,” Regulus said. “It’s in the past now. I’m…I wouldn’t say I’m healing, but I’m getting better. Less terrified of romance.” Regulus paused, before squeezing James’ hand softly.
“Am I helping?” James asked.
Regulus nodded. “Yeah.”
James smiled slightly. “I’m glad. Y’know…Sirius hasn’t told me everything from his childhood, but he’s told me a lot. Were you…were you okay after he left?”
Regulus chewed on his bottom lip. “Truthfully, the aftermath of him leaving was the worst I’d experienced from them. When Sirius was around, they’d sort of…forget I existed. Sirius was the heir, the first born son. They cared more about him then they ever cared about me. But then he left, and suddenly I was the next in line for the fortune, so if I didn't act accordingly, I was...adjusted. Steered in the right direction was what they'd call it, especially after I cut my hair and tried to come out. Hell, they even tried setting up an arranged marriage for me at one point.”
“Really?” James asked curiously. “I thought that only happened in like…the 1400s.”
Regulus snorted, shaking his head. “Well, they wanted to keep the bloodline pure. Lots of inbreeding happening. Sirius is my brother, but he’s technically also my…third cousin, I believe.”
“Holy fuck,” James said through a laugh. “Like, actually? Oh my god, your parents are cousins?”
“Yes, but I already regret telling you that,” Regulus said, laughing along with James. “But they were like…huge blood purists. It was gross. Though, the first person they tried to arrange marriage with wasn’t related to me, I think. He was a real shithead, truthfully.”
James nodded. “How was he a shithead?” He asked.
“Oh god, where do I start?” Regulus said. “He’s…god, he’s just awful. This guy was like Thanos collecting the Infinity Stones, but instead of it being cool stones, it’s just different kinds of bigotry. Homophobia, transphobia, sexism, racism, everything.”
“Ew,” James’ face screwed up in disgust.
“I know,” Regulus said dramatically. “He wanted to get in with my family because of how much power and money they had. So his family sucked up to them, convinced my mum that their son would be a good match for me. Then Sirius ran away, they pulled me out of Hogwarts, and I had already started dating my ex. So they were shit out of luck, I suppose.” He said, chuckling dryly.
James was silent for a few moments. “I’m sure you’re sick of hearing this, but you really didn’t deserve any of that. You’re just…god, you’re great. I don’t understand how a normal human could treat anyone, let alone you and Sirius, so horribly. I’m sorry you ever had to go through that.”
[ WELCOME BACK! THE REST OF THE STORY IS SAFE FROM HERE :) ]
A few minutes of silence passed, filled mostly with the sound of James’ thumb rubbing softly against Regulus’ palm. In the back of his mind, Regulus couldn’t stop playing the words Sirius had said at the pub.
Prongs, you’re in love with my fucking brother?! You said you might be!
Was Sirius telling the truth? If he was, would Regulus be okay with it? He didn’t know.
It wasn’t like he hadn’t felt love before. Pandora and Dorcas proved that they loved him every day, Sirius loved him, Alphard and Andromeda both loved him. Hell, even Barty might have loved him at one point; well, Barty loved who he wanted Regulus to be, not Regulus. Even Evan, who he regrettably hadn’t spoken to in months might have loved him.
But why was it so different with James? Why was he confused by everything James did? Did James flirt with everyone, or was he a special case?
He had no idea. It made his head hurt to think about.
He was pulled out of his thoughts by a knock on James’ front door, presumably their food. James quickly stood up, taking their food and bringing it into his kitchen. They both grabbed their meals before sitting down at James’ kitchen table, digging into their food.
“So a motorcycle, huh?” James asked.
Regulus rolled his eyes playfully. “Yeah,” He said, sticking a piece of orange chicken in his mouth. “My uncle Alphard left three to me when he died. The rest went to Sirius, as I’m sure you’re aware of.”
James nodded. “Yeah, I just didn’t realize some of them went to you. Or that you even still had any of them.”
“Walburga sold two of them, but my Andy let me keep one at her place until I was 18.”
“I must admit,” James said. “The idea of you riding a motorcycle is pretty hot.”
Regulus laughed, shaking his head. “Is it?”
“It is. You showed up at my front door wearing a My Chemical Romance tee with a motorcycle helmet under your arm and expected me not to think it was hot?” James asked.
“I didn’t even want to wear my MCR shirt, Pandora made me wear it.”
“Well I’ll tell her that I’m thankful.”
“Don’t let her ego get too big,” Regulus said, watching as James shoveled food into his mouth. “She’ll be dressing me until I’m old and grey at this rate.”
James let out a loud laugh, letting his head fall back. “You’ll have to take me for a ride at some point.”
“Oh, I can take you for a ride any time,” Regulus shot back, a smirk dancing on his lips. James flushed bright pink, adjusting his glasses on his face.
“Are you always this flirty?”
“Just with you, babe,” Regulus said.
James sighed. “God, it’s even worse in person. At least over the phone I can hide how flustered I get.”
Regulus laughed, a bright smile on his lips. “Aw, I fluster you?” He asked sweetly. “You know, you make me flustered all the time.”
James grinned and leaned back in his chair. “Good. That’s my plan.”
“You have a plan?”
“Yeah, it’s the 10-Steps-To-Woo-Regulus-Black Plan. Remus helped me make it.”
Regulus paused for a few moments, mouth hanging open. “That’s…well, that’s not surprising for you.”
“Hey, I take offense to that!” James exclaimed jokingly. They both laughed, settling into a comfortable silence as they finished eating.
“Y’know,” Regulus said. “You don’t have to concoct a 10 step plan to woo me, James.”
James looked across the table at Regulus curiously. “I don’t?”
A laugh escaped Regulus, a bright smile crossing his face. “Jesus Christ, you’re adorable. No, you don’t.”
“…I don’t even know why Remus tried the 10 step plan.”
Regulus continued to laugh, covering his face with his hands. “Fuck, James, just ask me out on a date already you big himbo.”
“Why does everyone call me a himbo?!” James exclaimed, laughing along with Regulus. Their cheeks were bright red, tears springing in Regulus’ eyes as they laughed.
“Maybe because you’re a himbo,” Regulus pointed out as he wiped the tears from his eyes.
James scoffed. “Alright, I get it,” He said, still smiling brightly. “But…since you asked so nicely, I would really like to take you out on a date at some point.”
“I’d love to, James,” Regulus said softly.
“Really?” James asked excitedly.
“Of course, you big idiot. I’d love to go on a date with you.” said Regulus. James smiled happily, nearly bouncing out of his seat.
“Oh, I’m going to spoil you rotten, Regulus. Get fucking ready.”
Regulus Black Defense Squad
[21:03] good evening
[21:04] HOW DID IT GO
TELL US EVERYTHING
DID YOU HIT IT????????????
[21:04] SPILL THE BEANS FUCKER
[21:04] HELLO?????
i HATE you both
NO we did NOT fuck
the most we did was cuddle after we ate
[21:05] boring
[21:05] ????
dude i was going over to talk about my trauma
he did ask me out on a date tho
[21:06] WHY DIDNT YOU LEAD WITH THAT
OHBMY GOD???
pandora the explorer <3 changed the chat name to Jegulus Fan Club
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pandora the explorer <3and dorcas <3
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“Jegulus? Really?”
“Hello starshine, it’s lovely to see you too!”
“Hey, loser.”
“I regret telling you both anything. I take back everything I said. I blocked his number and we’re never speaking again.”
“Calm down, you big baby. He asked you on a fucking date?”
“Yeah, he did. He was so damn excited about it, I thought I was going to explode. It’s disgusting how much I like him, honestly.”
“That’s great though, Regulus! Do you have anything planned yet?”
“No, as I was leaving he insisted that he wanted to plan everything.”
“Star sign?”
“Aries.”
“Aries.”
“Pan, you didn’t even know that.”
“It was a guess, but I got it right.”
“You’re insane, Pan.”
“Thank you.”
“He’s an Aries, I’m a Leo, how terrifying is that?”
“Not very. Aries and Leo are actually fairly compatible. I was half expecting him to be a Taurus, though.”
“That’s true. You’re both pretty stubborn, though.”
“Find out his big 3 if you can, Reg.”
“I hate you both. Goodnight, my loves.”
“Night, babes.
“Goodnight, starshine!”
[ Call Ended ]
[21:13] < Attachment: 1 Photo >
this is my bike by the way
also i’m home
[21:14] thats so cool :o
*plans everything for our date around using your motorcycle*
[21:14] jesus christ
ur adorable, did u know that
[21:15] haven’t you flustered me enough for one day
[21:15] mmm
no ;)
[21:16] god
unfortunately i have an early day tomorrow so i need to go to bed :(
sleep well, darling x
[21:16] dream of me, handsome <3
[21:16] i already do x
i mean
fuCK
[21:17] LMAOOOO
goodnight james <3
[21:17] goodnight i’m going to pass away
[16:53] you’ve been ignoring me all day
wtf :(
do i mean nothing to you
[21:19] do u want the honest answer
[21:19] ITS ALIIIIVE!!!!!!
and of course i want the honest answer wtf???
[21:20] i was with regulus
he came over and we spent the day together :P
[21:20] nevermind, i regret asking bye
i’m kidding
you’re treating them right, yeah?
[21:21] of course
we talked about a lot
it was nice
[21:21] i’m glad
if i trust anyone to date him, it’s you
you’ll treat them right and that’s what matters the most to me
though, if you hurt him, i’ll cut your dick off and shove it in your mouth
[21:22] it’s the way that you’re not the first person to tell me that recently
pandora also said something like that
[21:22] i like pandora
idc if you’re my best mate, i’ll kick your ass
[21:23] i’ll hold you to it
night, pads
i love u
[21:23] love u too
moony says goodnight
sleep tight x