phone stranger
KEY:
James
Regulus
Sirius
Remus
Pandora
00:15 | padfoot im gonna pasd out
00:59 | can i ask who this is?
01:05 | very funnu mate i need you to comw pick me up
01:06 | i think you have the wrong number.
01:09 | DUDW STOP FCUKINH WITH ME
01:13 | dude i have no idea who you are.
01:14 | i don’t think you’re texting the right person.
01:15 | semd me a photo to prove it!
01:15 | really?
01:15 | really!!! >:P
01:15 | fine.
01:15 | < Attachment: 1 Photo >
01:16 | so you’rw really not my fruend
01:16 | yiu’rw very cute thoughh ;)
01:18 | i’d be kind of a shit friend if i sat here denying my identity for this long.
01:18 | also, thank you, i think.
01:19 | touchhhay
01:19 | i’m very drunk at the minute and idk hwo to spelk that wors
01:20 | i can tell that much.
01:21 | i wish you luck in finding your friend, i suppose.
01:25 | you tupe very fancy :D
01:26 | yuo sound oosh
01:26 | podh
01:26 | posg
01:26 | yoy get the idea
01:28 | posh. thanks.
01:28 | have fun finding your friend, phone stranger.
01:29 | thankksn!!!!!!!!!!
13:36 | oh my god i’m so sorry if i bothered you last night at all
13:36 | i was trying to text my friend because i drank too much
13:57 | it’s alright, it was entertaining. i assume that means you made it home?
13:58 | hey, my struggle is not entertaining :(
13:58 | but yes, i did make it home. i ended up getting an uber home
13:59 | it sort of is, though. but i’m glad you got home safe.
14:00 | you’re not very nice
14:00 | yet also incredibly nice
14:01 | i’ve been told that before. just not the incredibly nice part.
14:04 | i just realized
14:04 | you actually sent me a selfie of you last night?
14:05 | yes i did. you seemed very adamant about it.
14:06 | well, my statement still stands. you are quite cute.
14:07 | thank you.
14:08 | well, i’m glad you got home alright. should i be anticipating another drunk text eventually?
14:09 | wow, waiting with baited breath to talk to me again i see ;)
14:12 | no, i just want to know if i should delete this chat or not.
14:13 | how rude
14:13 | but who knows, i might drunkenly need a cute person to send me a selfie at some point. i think i’ll stick around, eh?
14:14 | lovely
21:23 | < Attachment: 1 Photo >
21:26 | hello to you too.
21:27 | why did you send me this?
21:27 | i figured you should know what i look like :D
21:28 | since you know what i look like
21:34 | i understand. you’re not half bad.
21:35 | :O is that a compliment or an insult
21:36 | whatever you want, i suppose.
21:37 | i’ll take it as a compliment, then ;)
21:37 | you can call me jay, by the way
21:38 | lovely.
21:38 | and what’s your name, stranger?
21:39 | do you really need to know?
21:40 | duh, i need to know what to make your contact name
21:40 | and also i need a contact photo
21:43 | my name is reg.
21:44 | and don’t you already have a photo of me?
21:45 | yeah, but i want another one
21:47 | you are insufferable. but fine.
21:47 | < Attachment: 1 Photo >
21:48 | just as cute as the last one xx thanks !!!
21:53 | what are ur pronouns btw?
21:57 | oh!
21:57 | he/they. thank you for asking. most people don’t.
21:58 | well fuck most people!
21:59 | mine are he/him :)
22:03 | i second that sentiment.
22:03 | and i’ll save your pronouns in your contact.
22:05 | !!!!!
22:05 | i’ll save yours too, then :)
22:06 | well its getting late and i ought to go to bed.
22:07 | goodnight, jay.
22:09 | goodnight reg! <3
22:10 | pan im gonna throw up
22:11 | what’s wrong now?
22:12 | ha. very funny
22:12 | you remember that guy that drunk texted me? thinking i was his friend?
22:12 | we’ve kept in touch, i guess?
22:13 | pan he’s so cute
22:14 | oh my god regulus
22:15 | I CANT HELP IT IM A DISASTER HDJDHD
22:17 | well what does he look like?
22:18 | < Attachment: 1 Photo >
22:21 | well shit ur right
22:34 | I KNOW HDHFHGD
22:35 | he asked for my pronouns. and he used a heart at the end of his most recent message to me. i’m in too deep already pandora help me before i drown
22:40 | christ you’re whipped already
22:41 | i know. utterly embarrassing, honestly.
22:41 | i just worry that it’s somehow gonna get back to sirius. he doesn’t know about my transition at all so
22:45 | that’s a fair concern
22:45 | u deserve to come out on ur own terms
22:45 | do u even know this guy’s name?
22:46 | he told me to call him jay. idk
22:46 | i do need to sleep though
22:47 | goodnight pan <3
22:48 | nighty night reg <3
09:37 | hey!!!
09:46 | hello sirius
09:47 | always so cordial
09:48 | anyways, remus and i just moved into a new flat together and i wondered if you wanted to come over for dinner to celebrate?
09:50 | oh
09:51 | when would that be?
09:58 | sorry, had to take a call from a friend.
09:59 | does tomorrow night work for you?
10:03 | i’ll see if i can make it
10:05 | yay :)
10:06 | i hope you can, i really want you to meet remus
10:06 | and i just miss having my sister around
10:07 | yeah, i hope i can meet remus as well, he seems great for you
10:08 | anyways, i have to leave for work, i’ll get back to you about dinner soon
10:09 | oh alright, i love you, hope to see you soon <3
10:10 | love you too
13:16 | i need your advice
13:41 | sorry, i just got a chance to take a break at work. what’s up?
13:43 | omg! they’re alive!
13:44 | haha very funny
13:45 | what’s up?
13:47 | < Attachment: 6 Photos >
13:48 | which outfit looks best
13:49 | that’s the advice you needed?
13.50 | YES its very important okay
13:53 | alright
13:55 | “regulus Liked an image”
13:56 | that one
13:58 | thank you darling mwah xx
14:02 | you’re welcome. what’s the occasion?
14:04 | i’m having dinner with some friends
14:05 | nice
14:06 | i was supposed to go to dinner with my brother and his partner tonight but
14:06 | idk. it’s complicated
14:07 | what do you mean, complicated?
14:08 | i don’t really talk to my brother all that much. i haven’t seen him in a few years. i’ve definitely changed a lot in that time, but i haven’t told him at all.
14:09 | i get it
14:10 | i mean, obviously i don’t fully get it
14:10 | but i get what you mean. it’s stressful. you don’t know how to navigate the change
14:12 | that was probably too much information. i apologize.
14:16 | no, don’t! it’s alright! i really don’t mind
14:17 | thank you. unfortunately, i do need to go back to work now. talk later?
14:18 | oh alright! have fun <3
14:37 | moony
14:39 | hello to you too. what’s up?
14:41 | you remember phone person
14:42 | the one i texted when i was drunk
14:43 | vaguely, yes. why?
14:44 | i’m whipped already, mate. it’s so tragic
14:45 | prongs, it’s not that unbelievable that you’ve already fallen for this person. you fell in love with lily two hours after you met her for the first time.
14:46 | toushay. also it wasn’t two hours after i met her
14:46 | …it was three
14:47 | i’m just going to pass over your complete butchering of the spelling of that word. take it slow for once, yeah? they might not even like you back yet.
14:51 | you’re right. per usual.
14:52 | thank you. i gotta go, sirius is demanding i play mario kart with him again so he can try and beat me this round
14:56 | alright, have fun. don’t let him kill you. see you tonight, yeah?
14:58 | i’ll try not to. see you later mate
14:58 | oh, and prongs?
14:59 | yeah moons?
15:01 | it’s spelled touché.
15:03 | fuck off, moony