trying to kill my roommate with crêpes
new kid
[6:32am]
Lillian the 1st: remus did you see ot??
Lillian the 1st: it*
Lillian the 1st: ???????!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
it's the ass crack of dawn :Mr.R.J. Lunchbox
I’m not dong this rn :Mr.R.J. Lunchbox
doing* :Mr.R.J. Lunchbox
Lillian the 1st: check lily flour's email rn
Lillian the 1st: I'll bwy your coffee for a week
[6:40am]
Lillian the 1st: PLEASE
Lillian the 1st: fine a mpnth
Lillian the 1st: A whole month of free coffee
Lillian the 1st: Remus, I as your dearest and only friend beg you. Beg you to open the channel's email right now at the, "ass crack of dawn." In return I will pay for a month's worth of your favorite coffee. Sinserely- Lillian the 1st
[6:45am]
sincerely* :Mr.R.J. Lunchbox
end chat
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"Remus John Lupin! I know you're awake! I heard you all night!" Lily screeched as she repeatedly hit his door.
On a normal Monday morning things would be a little different. Lily would wake up at an ungodly hour to turn on the telly. Depending on the day she would find Remus alreading in the kitchen making breakfast, not because he’s an early riser but because he hadn’t gone to sleep at all. Remus always makes breakfast. Mostly because Lily can't cook anything that's not a pastry and partly because Remus likes to.
After breakfast she'd check Lily Flour's email. The email of the YouTube account she made four years ago when she was fifteen with her sister. Back then it was called Flour Sisters, which looking back on might just be the worst. Going through things like sponsorships and collaboration requests occasionally some fan emails (this would take forever to get through but for bullet points sake).
If Remus did go to sleep the night before he would wake up just in time to make breakfast and catch the bus for class. On days when Remus didn’t have class, breakfast would be something more complex like french toast (Lily’s favorite). Occasionally Remus would cook for four of them, their friends have an odd habit of coming by to hang out and just staying the night.
By then time Remus gets home Lily has gone through most of everything she needs to. If not, Remus usually helps. If he's not stacked with school or in the middle of editing Lily's latest video. Which occasionally he is in.
If you told Remus two years ago he was in one of Lily's videos he would have told you, you were mental. He's a behind the scenes kinda bloke. Not made for the screen. That is until you witness your best friend sobbing because her dick boyfriend just broke up with her and you’ll do anything to get her to stop crying. Today, however, was different though as today, Lily opened her email to find an invitation to vid-con.
"What?" Remus groans getting out of bed. Heading towards the door. "What could be so important right now-" Opening his door he was greeted with Lily's tear stained face with a bit of snot dripping from her nose. It was kinda cute if you squinted or looked away entirely.
"They invited us to vid-con,” sniff “To vid-con! Holy shit." she huffed out between pathetic sniffs.
Lily had been doing YouTube for a couple years at this point, maybe three or four. Her channel has always had a solid following. Even at the beginning with her sister, but after a fight with Petunia she did the channel solo. On screen at least.
Lily couldn't edit for shit. This is where Remus comes in.
“Oh fuck. Really, that’s amazing!” He mumbles more alert than before but still groggy. Lily pracitly slumps into Remus’ arms. Holding onto him for dear life. Lily’s always been touchy while Remus is not but, Remus embraces her anyways. It’s awkward but that doesn’t deter either of them. They have long gotten over their preteenness where you can’t hug anyone without making it awkward.
Well that and their height difference. Lily stands at 5’7 while Remus, standing up straight is 6’4, but he normally stands at 6’2 because of inability to stand up straight. Despite Lily’s many scoldings to fix his piss poor posture.
"That's amazing Lils." he mumbles somewhere in her hair.
"Right?" She wipes her runny nose on Remus' shirt, "Sorry to wake you up, I was just so excited."
"No, no. It's alright. I'm so happy for you. You deserve this." Letting go of her, he puts his hand on the side of her arms. "You deserve this." Remus says sternly.
Lily laughs, "Mhm, thank you Remus."
"No problem.” Remus sighs, “I don’t think I can get back to sleep. I’mma start on breakfast.”
“Yummy! Can you make french toast?”
“Ya, ya I can make french toast.” Remus pretends to be annoyed as he heads for the kitchen.
“You’re a saint, Remus Lupin! A saint!”
the hermits and the crabs
[10:13am]
Gingerbread: NEWS
Gingerbread: drum roll please
In wonderland: duddududududududu
Gingerbread: WE'RE GOING TO VIDCON
In wonderland: DKFVBN.KSJRBGKJ
In wonderland: EFHKJEFVFBVHJF
Inwonderland: THAT’S AMAZING LILY!!!!!!!!!
Mr. In wonderland: That's great lily
Mr. In wonderland: Hey I'm free tonight let's go celebrate 🎉
Gingerbread: yuP how's 6ish sound??
skyscraper: you keep saying we.
skyscraper: am I going too?
gingerbread: sweetheart for how smart you are you can be real dense
...
skyscraper: lily keeps hitting me with my own pillows
skyscraper: Alice tell her to stFKVJWVOJWVO
In wonderland: YOUR FAULT. This whole humble act gets really annoying very quickly.
Mr. In wonderland: Agreed. Lily has said multiple times. You are a youtuber. Accept Remus.
Gingerbread: 100% I think if it weren't for clueless over here, I would have quit after Sev and I broke up
In wonderland: Best thing to ever happen to you though!!!!!
skyscraper: that part I agree on.
Gingerbread: ANYWAYS. Remus of course your coming, like Franky said
Gingerbread: it's yours too
Gingerbread: I have 3 series and your in 2 of them
Gingerbread: Trying to kill my roommate & Book and bake (while sometimes baked)
Mr. In wonderland: Still don't think that second one is a good idea.
skyscraper: yeah yeah okay
skyscraper: speaking of book and bake- I got the video ready
Gingerbread: cool I'll take to Twitter
end chat
Mrs.Taylor Swift
@LilyFlour
New video!😳 Book and Bake (while sometimes baked)
This week Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief
-link-
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@lilymarrymeplz- how to make a Monday better
@37377483- I've been waiting for this
@wo_rmtailisthe_best- someone plz then Remus to get social
@LilyFlour @wo_rmtailisthe_best- Im trying I swear
@lily&remus- It is so obvious they're dating y don't they just confirm it
@prngsgivmeachnce @lily&remus- it so obvious that they're not dating
the internet's fav threesome
[3:23]
pascal: sirius wtf this the chat name.
rapunzel: What's wrong?
pascal: you know what's wrong. you know very well what's wrong.
flynn rider: No pete I don't think we do 😣
pascal: not you too.
pascal: you know what no. I don't care. no today. I am deciding to have a GOOD DAY.
rapunzel: im so proud of you sweetheart
pascal: I'm going to scalp you in your sleep.
flynn rider: WE GOT INVITED TO VID-CON AGAIN THIS YEAR!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Pascal: oh neat I love going to those.
flynn rider: yeah hopefully we get paired with someone better than last year tho
rapunzel: ANYONE would be better than last year. greasy bastard
pascal: OH
pascal: oh shit
rapunzel: oh it's so good he forgetting to put periods at the ends of his texts
pascal: she's going to be there!!!!!!!!
flynn rider: who?
pascal: who? WHO? are you guys even my friends? MY ROOMMATES OF 9 YEARS!
flynn rider: it is a bit of a general statement
pascal: I quit. im moving out.
pascal has left the chat
flynn rider: one day he’ll realize he deserves more and actually leave us
rapunzel: probably
rapunzel: but for now let's beg for forgiveness and say we'll be better
flynn rider: good plan, good man
[end chat]
"WORMY" Both boys shouted at the top of their lungs.
"No, fuck off. I'm done with both of you." Peter yelled from the kitchen.
Both boys made their way downstairs to the kitchen. Peter had put his phone down focusing on his strawberry sponge cake, a random video play in the background.
"Petey darling, you don't mean that." James said in a sickening sweet voice, sliding on the counter. Sirius sitting opposite, behind the kitchen bar.
"Fine. Maybe I don't, but no cake for you." He threatened as he began to spread some kind of jam onto the cake.
"But Wormy... we'll starve." Sirius argued.
"Yeah, besides you don't even like cake." James agrees. "Why are you making cake?"
Pete groans, giving in, "The girl I was talking about? The one going to vid-con? Lily Flour, they got invited this year. She posted a video making sponge cake. Wanted to try." He pointed to his phone, play Lily's latest video.
Lily is shown stoned trying to reason that eating a little bit of raw cake mix won't hurt. An off camera Remus arguing that even if it doesn't hurt he doesn't want her to spit in the cake he’s going to eat later.
"Is she?-" Sirius started.
"High? Yes, it fucking hilarious." Peter answered looking up. "It’s one of the things she does on her channel."
"Isn't that dangerous?" James says, skeptical.
"Yeah but her partner is sober, so it's fine... I think."
"Says the guy that broke his nose boarding down a hill with no idea how to actually board." Sirius mocks.
"Okay no need to bring up the past. And it wasn't broken, only sprayed." Peter tries and fails to rebuke.
"It was three months ago, hardly past."
"Lily? Right, that's her name?" James interrupted staring at Peter's phone.
"Careful Prongs your drooling." Sirius teases, shoving a towel in James’ face. This action launches into a full wrestling match in the middle of the kitchen. Sirius loses with his head being held to the floor by James who’s also sitting on him.
“Ew! Ew! Let me go, I don’t remember the last time we mopped the floor!” Sirius whines.
"We're sharing the panel with her. Her and the guy. Pete, what's his name?" James askes unmoving.
"Remus. Wait really?" Peter said, cake forgotten.
"Remus-like wolf?" Sirius questioned.
"Ha wolf? That’s worse than Sirius." Peter grabbed his phone to pull up a picture of the two.
An instagram post of the two of them on the couch surrounded by textbooks reads:
why go out and party when you can stay home and study 😭
someone do my final for me
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comments
@8842927424924- same here wanna switch? 😩
@padf00tl0ver- does Remus were exclusively those ugly jumpers? I've never seen him in anything else
@wormyleftpinkytoe- and they were roommates
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"You think they're dating?" Sirius asks.
"Jesus Christ- no. Or I don't know. Not for lack of trying though, every time someone asks they just ignore it." Peter says. "Like you and Mary, but I don't think they encourage it."
"Oh please, they love it." Sirius rolls his eyes.
"Let’s watch some of their videos. They look funny." James says heading to the living room.
“Ah but what happened to watching Cars?” Sirius mocks.
“We can watch both.”
A staring contest between them two starts and ends with Sirius flicking his hair in James’ face. For the new 3 hours the group watches Lily and Remus almost burn their kitchen down.
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"Who?" Remus asks.
"The Marauders. This vlog? er.. something channel. We're going to share a panel with them." Lily answers, just as confused.
The two look at Lily's computer scanning their videos. A little over 1 million subscribers. Lily had just gotten the news a few days ago putting everything in place for vid-con.
"We seem to have a lot of the same fans, but I don’t see what we have in common."
Lily clicks on their latest video.
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"James I swear to god if you put down a plus 2 in going to kill you." A blonde girl says.
"Do it! Do it! Do it!" The whole table except for James and the blonde girl.
"I don't want to. Marlene it's my only blue. I swear to god." James begs.
"Do it and die." Marlene answers.
James puts down the plus 2, "UNO."
The group is replaced with a glitch screen with text that says:
YouTube said no-no to Marlene tackling Prongs but just know that it happened
pics on insta @the_marauders
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“Interesting.”
“At least we won’t be bored.” Lily reasons.
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Mrs.Taylor Swift
@LilyFlour
Guess who’s going to Vid-Con!!
co-panel will be with @the_marauders
Can't wait to see you all there!
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3 shared brain cells
@the_marauders
For some reason they keep inviting us back? We're going to Vid-con!!!
co-panel with @LilyFlour
We're fucking ecstatic, can't wait
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@mara-d_ers- HOLY SHIT KJFDBVKJVBBK
@9845835- when 2 worlds collide
@remusplzachnce- I NEED a collab