Mr. Heat Miser
*******?
Is this you?
Who Tf is this
And how did you know that name???
Its Severus.
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******* Ik its you
I saw you a few weeks ago at the club
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Barty didn't tell me but I knew you looked familiar.
so I connected the dots.
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*******, Answer me or I’ll tell your mother you’re not dead.
Unknown Number changed contact name to: Slimy Dick
Slimy Dick:
I see you’re still petty
******* Don’t act like this it’s not cute
Slimy Dick Changed contact name to: *******
*******:
That’s not my fucking name
you stupid fuck.
Slimy Dick:
Yes, it is your Mother named you *******
It's your name.
*******:
No, it’s not.
Fuck you Snivellous.
Slimy Dick:
Resorting to the childish nickname your disgraceful brother made.
It’s pathetic ********.
*******:
Shut up.
Slimy Dick:
I bet you two get along now.
You’re both a part of the alphabet army now, aren’t you?
*******:
lmao, not the alphabet army 💀💀💀
I rlly can’t take you siriusly when you talk like that.
not that I did anyways
Slimy Dick:
You’re so fucking stupid *******.
*******:
Don’t call me that.
Slimy Dick:
Oh ok. what’s your ‘name’ then.
*******:
Wtf do you want Snape.
Slimy Dick:
Do you know what your ‘death’ has done to your mother?
*******:
She is not my mother.
And if you care so much go fuck with her instead.
Slimy Dick:
how could you destroy the body that God gave you?
*******:
Im surprised you’re not mad at God for giving ‘you’ such a small greasy dick.
🙃
Slimy Dick:
You are awful.
You are going to be sent to hell for your sins.
God will not forgive you for this.
*******:
Oh, really 😥
shiver me timbers 🥶☠️
Slimy Dick:
Yes. you are going to burn for eternity.
*******:
yeah, ok 😰
when I go I’ll make sure to tell Mr. Heat Miser that you said hi.
******* blocked Slimy Dick
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Is this Sirius Black?
Yeah… why?
This is about your sister.
*******.
Who is this??
Severus Snape.
Oh. Gross.
what is it Snivellous?
Unknown Number changed contact name to: Snivellous
Snivellous:
Still pathetic?
Yup.
just tell me what you want.
Are you aware of *******’s whereabouts?
The last I know abt her was that she… passed away.
but you would know that you’re her little boyfriend.
Snivellous:
Ex-Boyfriend.
I figured you both would be talking now.
but ******* was always weak emotionally.
probably couldn't handle all that.
Don’t talk about her like that.
Just tell me what you want.
Snivellous:
Hmm, you’re also still protective of her.
Wait what do you mean we would be talking by now.
Snivellous:
Huh, you really are clueless.
She’s still alive.
ran away everyone figured she killed herself.
WHAT!
how do you know that Snivvy?
Snivellous:
Saw her a few weeks ago with that friend of hers.
Where.
Snivellous:
Oh.
I’m not going to tell you.
just so you can suffer
bye.
SNAPE TELL ME!!
Snivellous blocked Unknown Number
WAIT
No
tell me
Pls
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