Chapter 1
Unknown number: moons we kind of need your help. like. right now.
Unknown number: what
Unknown number: padfoot and i just got arrested. the police told me i can text someone so they can fill in some papers and pick us up
Unknown number: what the fuck is padfoot and where did you get this number
Unknown number: dont tell me that youre still mad about the tattoo thing
Unknown number: come on moony we could really use some help
Unknown number: what the fuck is moony
Unknown number: dont be like that the officer is getting impatient
Unknown number: listen i have no idea where did you get this number nor do i know who “moony” is so stop texting me.
Unknown number: oh so this is not moony…
Unknown number: no shit
Unknown number: rude
(left on read)
Unknown number: even more rude
Unknown number: pads just gave me the correct number so bye
(left on read)
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James: remus we really need your help…
Remus: what have you done this time.
James: i will tell you later but right now i need you to drive to the police station
Remus: im gonna kill you
Remus: im still mad about the ass tattoo thing
Remus: im on my way
James: love you <3
Remus: shut the fuck up