1980
Lily was pregnant. Shots were dished out to celebrate. Remus and Lily sipped on some pumpkin juice instead. Peter was busy that weekend, but James insisted Sirius and Remus come over at the very least. Remus happily chatted away with Lily about baby names, and color themes for the baby’s room. Who the baby would look like, who’s name he’d call first, what the baby would call Remus and Sirius. All of it. However Remus brought the conversation to a screeching halt when he noticed a familiar grin on Sirius’s face as he looked out the window.
“No Sirius”
“Cmon it’s funnnn”
“Sirius-
Lily looked between them, confused. “I’m sorry, what's going on?”
“Sirius thinks it’s funny to try to blow up the moon whenever he’s plastered, your husbands no better, we oughta hide the wands” Remus raises his and neatly disarms Sirius, who pouts.
Lily however was not nearly as fast. James raced outside and Sirius snatched Lily’s wand from the table on his way out. A few bright lights later and the two come back in, giggling like a pair of schoolboys who just learned the word penis for the first time. Lily shakes her head.
“Next time the wands go away when the alcohol comes out” she agrees.
“Buzzkill”
“Oí! That’s the mother of my godson you're talking too!”
Remus rolls his eyes as the two immature boys start brawling.