you got a badass
group chat: maurauders🫡
(12:36pm)
wormtail: GUYS
wormtail: GUYS
wormtail: GUYS
wormtail: GUYS
padfoot: WHAT
prongs: PETE ARE YOU OK?!
wormtail: NO IM NOT OK I JUST MET MY SOULMATE
prongs: congrats pete!!
padfoot: what? who?
wormtail: i got a pet rat!!
padfoot: a RAT? are we even allowed pets on our dorms??
wormtail: no we aren’t allowed. but who cares
prongs: pete we can’t get caught we could get kicked out
padfoot: jamesy poo i don’t think they will kick us out at most we will get a warning
wormtail: yeah we have done pranks heaps worse than owning a pet
prongs: ok yeah true
prongs: gotta get back to class talk later
padfoot: byeeee
wormtail: cya
(1:33)
wormtail: KING BART CHUNGUS GINGERSNAP THE lll IS RUNNING AWAY
padfoot: who’s that?
wormtail: MY RAT
group chat: who invited remus?
(1:35)
wolfboy: someone please tell my why there is this guy chasing a rat around campus?
ginger: huh?
meanbitch: yeah remus you are gonna have to explain
wolfboy: what more is there to explain?
girlboss: oh that’s peter
wolfboy: mary who’s peter?
girlboss: he’s in my tech class we sit next to eachother he’s really sweet he’s also obsessed with cheese
ginger: ok… so i guess that explains the rat?
meanbitch: lily there is not explanation needed for owning a rat it’s badass
girlboss: marlene you have a badass
meanbitch: wtf…
dork: A RAT JUST RAN OVER MY FOOT
meanbitch: AHAHAH
dork: STOP LAUGHING YOUR A TERRIBLE GIRLFRIEND SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE FUCK THERE IS A RAT
meanbitch: i am NOT a terrible gf i happen to be the best one you’ve ever had.
dork: true BUT WTF
wolfboy: read the messages above
dork: ohhh. still why?
girlboss: idk actually let me ask
meanbitch: CAN YOU ASK PETER IF I CAN MEET HIS RAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
girlboss: yeah yeah ok
chat between mary and peter
(1:46)
mary: peter why are you chasing a rat around campus?
peter: that’s my pet rat, king bart chungus gingersnap the lll !!!
mary: i’m going to ignore the fact we aren’t allowed pets
mary: my friend marlene wants to meet your rat
peter: i would love them to meet king bart chungus gingersnap the lll !
mary: cool i’ll let her know!
peter: i just had a good idea!! my roommates haven’t met him yet, what if i throw a mini party for him kinda like a birthday party for king bart chungus gingersnap the lll
mary: that sounds so fun! can i invite some of my other friends too they would love to meet king bart chungus gingersnap the lll !!
peter: ofc you can 😄 the more the merrier!! my dorm 5pm tomorrow?
mary: that’s perfect see you there hope you find your rat😊
peter: thank you😁
groupchat: who invited remus?
(1:59)
girlboss: guess who just got us all invited to a rat birthday party?!!
wolfboy: please no
groupchat: marauders🫡
(2:24)
prongs: pete i found your rat
wormtail: i found king bart chungus gingersnap the lll 10 minutes ago
prongs: so this dark grey rat isn’t yours?
wormtail: does it have a white patch on its stomach?
prongs: no…
padfoot: OMG PRONGSIE PLEASE TELL ME YOU JUST PICKED UP SOME RANDOM STREET RAT RN 💀
prongs: … i cant believe i picked up some random rat I EVEN FED IT MY LUNCH
padfoot: YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING ME RIGHT NOW THIS IS HILARIOUS
prongs: stop laughing at me i could get some diseases!!!
padfoot: … ok fine i’ll stop
padfoot: for now
wormtail: that’s so sweet of you to feed the rat james
prongs: YOU BOTH MUST FORGET THIS INCIDENT NOW
padfood: never.
wormtail: but it was so sweet
prongs: NO ONE. MUST. KNOW.
padfoot: no promises ;)
prongs: ffs