My Wanted Poster Doesn’t Look Like Me
“You want me to what!”
“Defy the fates, now little demigod we must hurry we don’t have time to talk about useless things” the god lead me outside as I stared in shock as brooms flew above us, owls perched outside mismatched stores and wizards wearing the ugliest outfits know to man walked the streets.
“What are we even doing here sorry to doubt you Mr.god man but I’m kinda being hunted by the same people that are walking past us in the streets right now.” I tried to hide behind the god as I looked towards the crowds with fear.
Doesn’t this guy understand he just escaped a research facility he doesn’t want to go back anytime soon.
“Calm Timothy they will not see or hear us while I am here, I come here all the time and I have some friends here that can help us.”
“Come here all the time? COME HERE ALL THE TIME, is this like a fancy trap, oh my gods, am I being transferred to a different facility right now.” He paled as a thought flouted into his head “am I going to be cut opened” he whispered shouted the last part.
The god turned towards him “you have a….very active imagination though the wizards of the past would do such a thing but as the god of death even if you do die I will keep your spirit here until you finish my quest so don’t worry to much.” A hand awkwardly patted his back before he was pushed though the door of a…bank?
He was still trying to process the information he was just given.
Wizards of the past…wait god of death that means he’s standing next to…”THANATOS!”
The god only turned towards him scowling. “Didnt Chiron teach you names have power now I expect good behavior these friends have been quite useful and don’t worry they hate wizards more than even Hermes.”
“What is that supposed to mean” instead of getting a answer he was pushed-walked towards the front were a .. goblin sat at.
The creature didn’t looked up instead the god tapped on the desk before it and the little goblin tapped back.
Than it swung around and pushed a button before focusing on a pair of wizards that walked in behind him.
“Was that Morse code.” He asked curious
“Good Olympus no that was goblin code that they use to use back during the wars.”
“What wars?” Again he was ignored as they walked towards a wall.
“Now what I’m about to do might feel a little Uhm what’s the mortal word again” the god paused before his eyes lit up “funky see Nico was wrong I’m hip and with the times”
Tim hoped the god couldn’t see the doubt on his face.
Suddenly the god hugged him, which was nice if Thanatos wasn’t so cold than he felt his feet leave the floor as the god began to walk towards the wall without stopping.
“Uhh I may have failed science but I pretty sure that’s a wall”
“Yes you are very observant” the god continued walking with confidence
“Why are we walking towards it.. is it a magic wall?”
“No” than the god was three steps ahead of it and gaining speed.
He closed his eyes expecting a smack instead he felt his insides go out and his body seemed to scream in pain before it stoped.
He got out of the god’s arms in favor of throwing up on the floor.
When he looked up he saw ten pairs of eyes looking at him with different levels of disgust.
“Uhh hi?” He waved towards his audience
The goblins awkwardly waved back, some getting over their disgust in favor of looking towards him with awe.
Suddenly all the goblins dropped to their knees as they faced Thanatos.
The god nodded his head as if this was a requirement for his presence, Tim tired his hardest to fight his on coming eye roll.
Than the goblins got up before facing him and bowing again.
Wait what is going on? Than the smallest of the group came forward presenting him a piece of paper.
“Those wizards dare want to capture your Grace we will eradicate their kind just give us the word.”
Ok a lot of big words I do not know, and why does he have a picture of a random kid with a weird description.
Like seriously glowing blond hair, glowing blue eyes and the most intense aura known to the wizarding world with slight gold in the kids blood.
Are they trying describe his dad?
Suddenly he spotted a mole above the boys right eyebrow that didn’t belong to his father, no that belonged to him.
“What in Zeus’s underpants is this?”
“You my grace” a goblin interrupted
“ME?”
He stared back at the picture before reading the description once again.
First off he had dirty blond hair that looks light brown in the shade, hazel colored eyes that seems to only go blue in the sunlight not whatever apollo like figure that belongs on this paper.
Hades people said he barely even looks like his dad.
“Well than that makes this easier” the god interrupted his thought process.
“Makes what easier?”
“Well it seems to be the beginning of the school year and as an adult I must make sure you get an education.”
An educational? Wasn’t he on a quest and he knows dang well the gods don’t care about demigod education.
The goblins seemed to be the only ones who know what’s going on.
“So obviously I need to send you off the a wizarding school”
“What kinda bul-“
“Don’t interrupt me.” He shut up real quick at the dark look in the gods eyes “anyways wear this” he handed him a earring as the son of Apollo quickly put it on much to the gods delight “now than the school year already started but you can always transfer in”
“What”
“And we must get you robes and book oh oh and a pet, I prefer cats but and owl would be useful, and we need to get you a wand. Oh I can’t wait I haven’t helped a demigod though the magical world since Merlin and I haven’t gotten a chance since”
Thanatos looked Him with a crazed look in his eyes as Tim searched around for help but the goblins quickly looking away from his pleading eyes.
“We are going to have so much fun little demigod”