Just a normal meal
Everybody stopped eating their meal to look at Optimus, finding him trying to eat the wall instead of the soup in front of him.
"Guyssss I wanted solid food, not this liquid shit." He said, feeling like maybe Chainsaw Singh would understand. He looked at Chainsaw, finding the guy wiggling his eyebrows at him.
“Do you want a fork?”, he asked Optimus.
“Yes please and can you like, choke me first? What you said right now was really hot.” Optimus was licking his lips, then smiled widely like the Grinch.
“Oh you silly raccoon, eat the wall in silence or I will stuff that old man's walking stick up your ass.”
“Mmmm don't get me excited.” Optimus returned to licking the wall.
Yesger Nere set her spoon down. She looked at the boys, then said, “Optimus Kumar, if you don't stop licking the wall, I will chop your balls off right here and now with this butter knife in front of me.”
She picked up the knife, the light glinting off it in an evil way. Optimus pouted. The 5 of them ate in peace after that. Yesger dropped a $10 tip because they didn't tell the staff about the missing chunk from the wall where they were seated.
Nick Balzz drove everybody home, showing each of them the middle finger as he dropped them off, because he didn't want to spend money on gas for his freaky friends.
Bombastic de Santa, called Bombi by all of her friends, said, “Party at my house tonight, dawgs! Come at 10 pm.”
“Bombi, everybody else is already home.” Nick Balzz said, flooring the accelerator.
“So it's just gonna be me and you baby.” Bombi winked at Nick Balzz.
The latter hit the brakes hard, making Bombi hit her face on the headrest in front of her. She peeled her face off the black surface, only to find her lipstick had made an imprint on it.
“Awh, if you wanted my kisses in your car, you should've just asked.”
“Your house. Go now.” Nick said, his face stoic as ever. When she finally got out of the car, he flipped her off as per always before driving away.