Chapter 24
The reaction to Harrison's Blood test was extremely dramatic: Sirius immediately fainted, and Remus couldn't stop growling. Harrison gaped at the Blood Test in shock.
"What... the... f*ck," he finally managed.
Hackblade picked up the test and his eyes bulged in shock. "Bladav!"
Harrison took a breath. Then he shot a spell at Sirius, who sat up abruptly.
"That was a horrible dream!" Sirius exclaimed. "You were Snivellous' and Voldemort's son-"
"Not a dream, Padfoot, and don't call him that," Harrison said irritably. Sirius fainted again. "Hackblade, can I send Professor Snape a letter?"
"Yes," Hackblade agreed, snapping his fingers. The door opened and a Barn owl swooped in. "After you've sent the letter, we need to get your magical aura tested. You appear to have several blocks and compulsions-"
"Hurt cub."
"-and we need to remove them immediately to prevent further damage," Hackblade said. He handed Harrison another piece of parchment and a quill.
Harrison scribbled off something short -- I'm your f*cking son and I need a Calming Draught, come to Gringotts and ask for King Hackblade -- and tied the letter to the owl.
"Would you like to send a letter to Lord Slytherin as well?" Hackblade questioned.
"Probably a good idea, so he doesn't try to kill me again," Harrison complained. He was still in shock about his real parents, so he didn't want to address the fact that he had literally died twice. Not yet at least.
Harrison hastily wrote another note -- Voldy, took a Blood Test and I'm your missing kid, From the Boy-Who-Lived -- and sent it off with another owl. Hackblade gave him another scroll, this time green.
Magical Aura Test for H. A. S.-P.:
Magic: Dark (blocked)
Core Level: 20/20 (80% blocked)
Creature(s):
Half Vampire (inherited) (blocked)
Half Air Demon (inherited) (blocked)
Mate: Draco Lucius Malfoy (half Veela) (block failed)
Abilities:
Parselmagic (blocked)
Air Mage (blocked)
Dark Mage (blocked)
Occlumency (blocked)
Legilimency (blocked)
Necromancy (blocked)
Animagus (Asian Windborne)
Compulsions (July 31, 1991; reapplied monthly):
Recklessness
Bravery
Loyalty (keyed to Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore) (failed)
Loyalty (keyed to Molly Weasley Nee Prewett) (failed)
Hatred (keyed Slytherins) (failed)
Hatred (keyed Tom Marvolo Riddle)
Hatred (keyed Severus Tobias Snape) (failed)
Love (keyed to Gryffindors)
Disinterest (keyed to Ravenclaws) (failed)
Disinterest (keyed to Hufflepuffs) (failed)
Awe (keyed to James Fleamont Potter) (failed)
Respect (keyed to Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore) (failed)
Disrespect (keyed to Severus Tobias Prince) (failed)
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Potter,
Do not lie to me. Dumbledore stole my heir. You are exactly like your father, playing horrible pranks. Do not contact me again.
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Blood Test is attached, f*cking jerk. You're my sire. I pick my family, and you are not it. I'd rather be a bully than a child murderer.