Bambi Cries
Platonic Husbands
10:45
Jamiesypoo
Padfoot!
What
Do
You
Want
Astrology Husband
Plenty of things.
1) Food
2) Attention
3) Moony
4) To know who you are texting
Jamiesypoo
Aww baby. No need to get jealous.
You are still my number 1 Platonic Husband.
Astrology Husband
You are changing the topic, Potter.
Jamiesypoo
I don't know. Some stranger I accidently texted.
Snape gave me the wrong fucking number.
But we are best friends now.
Astrology Husband
Tell them the best friend space is already occupied.
Sorry you were stuck with Snape.
Jamiesypoo
Well I wouldn't have to have him as a partner if SOMEONE hadn't dropped the class.
And i'll have you know that stranger being my new bff means they're now your new bff as well.
I mean they've already giving advice to get Moons and you dating.
Astrology Husband
PRONGS
YOU TOLD A STRANGER THAT I LIKED MOONS
WTF
Jamiesypoo
Padfoot, my lover, he's a stranger on the internet.
He has no idea who that may be.
Astrology Husbamd
Humph.
Fiiine.
Tell them thanks though.
But i'm afaid nothing will help.
Given that Moony doesn't see me that way.
He literally left me on our movie thing cause he had to study with someone from his English club or whatever.
Jamiesypoo
...
Sirius.
Bestfriend.
Lover.
You Complete Loveable Idiot.
Everyone knows he does.
I wouldn't encourage this unless there were some feelings there.
Also. Tell them thanks yourself.
Astrology Husband
Babes, I don't have his number for one.
And two...I don't know.
Moons hasn't made any moves.
Or told me anything.
Hell, he doesn't even notice when I flirt with him.
I think it's a lost cause.
Jamiesypoo
Wait give me a sec.
And second..it could just be that he's oblvious?
I don't know.
Stranger Danger
10:59
Oblivious Idiot
Bambi.
Stranger on My Phone
????
What.
Oblivious Idiot
You can call me Bambi.
It's an inside joke with my friends.
Stranger on My Phone
....ok.
Oblivious Idiot
My pining friend is asking me if he can text you.
Stranger on My Phone
I should say no...
but I really want to see what you mean by pining friend.
And this class is boring.
So go for it.
Oblivious Idiot
Ok!
YEs.
[Oblivious Idiot has created a new groupchat: The Three Stooges]
[Oblious Idiot has added: Leo]
[Oblivious Idiot added: Astrology Husband]
Leo
Hi?
[Astrology Husband has changed their name to: Scorpio]
[Astrology Husband has changed Oblivious Idiot to: Aries]
Scorpio
Ok, its funny.
Leo
Questionable but ok pining friend.
Scorpio
Pining friend??
James???
Aries
Pads...I hadn't told them my name.
Scorpio
Oh shit sorry babes.
UM I MEAN
HIS NAME IS JEMMANINE
Sorry :(
Leo
Huh, your name is James.
That's an ok name.
Aries
Ok, is yours any better?
Leo
...
Not really no.
Scorpio
Is your name not Leo?
Leo
No.
But i'm not telling you my real name.
Stranger Danger and all that.
Scorpio
No, reasonable.
I'm not saying my name anyways.
Is that your star sign?
Leo
Not that either.
I just think stars are cool.
Aries
Guys, hi?
Husband, I think you had a specific reason to be here.
And it was not to analyze the star signs of Leo.
Scorpio
Jamiesypoo
Husband of mine.
Manners.
But yes.
I just came to say thank you.
For the advice.
Leo
Jamiesypoo?
I think I just got the ick.
But no problem, mate.
My friends are also pining.
So i sort of get the struggle.
Scorpio
...
Are they bestfriends too?
Aries
Oi
I'm your bestfriend.
Scorpio
No, you're my husband.
Moony is my bestfriend.
Oh shit.
Um Leo babes, I'm gay.
So if you are homophobic...
get the fuck out.
Aries
Oh, fuck. I forgot about saying that.
Leo
It would be pretty hypocritcal of me to be homophobic so...
Scorpio
Oh thank God.
I was hoping you were not.
Since you are sort of cool.
;)
What are your pronouns babes, since James conveniently forgot.
Leo
Yeah, no winking.
It feels like my older brother winking and thats wierd.
My pronouns are he/him. Thank you for asking. Yours?
Scorpio
OH YOU HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER?
So it might be that energy
I have a younger brother
Only that he's a dick.
So I don't talk to him.
And he/they <3
Leo
No yeah, my older brother is also a dick.
So we're good.
Scorpio
That's it.
I'm adopting you as my younger brother.
We are family now.
Leo
Thats nice only... how do you know you're older than me?
Scorpio
Oh...I don't know.
Please don't be a 50 year old man thanks.
That would be terrifying
Leo
Thankfully I am not a 50 year old man.
...
I'm 19.
Aries
Well I'm 20, turn 21 this March.
Scorpio
Am 21.
Which means I am your older brother now.
Leo
I'lll take it sure.
We are brothers now I suppose.
Aries
Wait.
Where am I in this?
ALSO PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM IM SO SORRY STRANGER
Scorpio
You are the annoying stalker that follows us around.
Leo
Our papparazzi
Aries
Hey.
This is bullying.
And homophobia.
You make two strangers meet and then they bully you </3
Leo
...
We are both gay?
Aries
Biphobia!
Leo
God help me.
Scorpio
I don't think even she could help us with James.
Aries
Excuse me?
Wtf guys.
Leo
I have to go.
Even if this is very entertaining.
But my own pining friends are back.
And in this situation, I am your James to both of them.
I have a meeting with a club later so.
See you later brother and papparazzi.
Scorpio
Bye little bro!
Aries
I am being bullied :(
but bye.
Platonic Husbands
12:10
Jamiesypoo
You aren't really leaving me right :(
Astrology Husband
Of course not you idiot.
....
or I am.
:)
Jamiesypoo
PADFOOT COME BACK HERE.
Astrology Husband
;)