Draco Malfoy was walking along the halls of Hogwarts, doing his Inquisitorial Squad duties, when he stumbled apon a locked room.Inside the room he could hear grunts and loud slapping.
He was getting annoyed as he thought it was going to be a bunch of older years doing inappropriate things. He tryed to charm the door open but it was reinforced with a powerful Locking Charm.He sighed as he pulled out his wand and Transfigured a stone into a key to open the door.
After many attempts he got the door open. He grunted as he got the door open and quietly walked into the room, seeing a dreadful sight. There was Dolores Umbridge and Argus Filch having some fun together in a very awkward position. Umbridge was on her hand and knees, Filch was behind her, they were both naked and both very sweaty. Umbridge was groaning in pleasure aswell was Filch. Draco looked at them, horrified. He rushed out of the room and down the hallway stumbling apon a tall figure. Draco bumped into the figure as he fell, They caught him and pulled him to his feet. " Malfoy?" He heard his name. He looked up towards Them. It was Oliver Wood and the rest of the Quidditch Team. "That is my name" He replied quickly, stumbling backward away from them. "Interesting, if I'm not mistaken, did you not get banned from Qudditch for the year?" The Team looked at eachother, as if looking for someone to speak.
"That's not, we weren't-" Draco rolled his eyes. "Relax, I've knew you lot have been, not so secretly, training for, like, three months already" The Team's mouths dropped and looked deeply confused. "Well if you knew, why haven't you told Ickly Umbridgekins?" He looked to see that it was one of the Infamous Weasley Twins talking. Draco, grimaced, remembered the horrid scene. "After what I just saw, I don't think i ever want to hear the name Umbridge Or Filch ever again" Draco almost through up remembering more of what he saw.
"What could've been so bad that it would've made poor, poor Malfoy talk to us?" Said the other Weasley Twin.
Draco grimaced again, this time he told the truth. "Oh just y'know, Umbridge and Filch having there way with eachother in a room." The Gryffindor's eyes widened as the Youngest Lion choked. "They did what!?" The girl with black hair exclaimed loudly, eyes wider than anyone else.
"Yep, it was juat the cherry on top when I saw that, so, delightful scene" Draco felt bile rising in the back of his throat again.
"Now if you excuse me, i need to go throw up."