The start..
NEW CHAT
Monday 3:13
MYSHOT added laffayeet, hulk, and turtle
MYSHOT renamed the group to THE SHIT HOUSE
MYSHOT: hi guys
laffeyeet: hi.
turtle: why did you make another group?
MYSHOT: in the last one I made it so that you can’t add anyone, I made this one so we can add more people and get friends and have a productive year.
hulk: okay but why the actual flying fuck did you make this at three in the morning..?
MYSHOT: idk I couldn’t sleep and so I thought I might as well make it now.
turtle: so how are you doing with your roommate?
MYSHOT: holy shit don’t get me started..
laffayeet: est-ce si grave?
hulk: I hope you know that none of us can speak French that good yet.
laffayeet: oops..
turtle: can I add someone?
MYSHOT: sure.
turtle added jemmy
jemmy: John what the fuck
turtle: good morning to you too :)
MYSHOT: who are you?
jemmy: is this a interrogation?
laffayeet: hi!!
hulk: James?
jemmy: hi mull and laff.
MYSHOT: so am I the only one who doesn’t know him?
jemmy: actually, you do know me and have my number. It’s just you never text me.
MYSHOT: okay, then who are you?
hulk: that is James Madison dumbass
MYSHOT: ….what the fuck John why did you add him?
turtle: he knows basically everyone at this school and somehow has everyone who went to our Highschool’s number..
jemmy: can I go to sleep for fucks sake?
Hulk: how about we ALL go to sleep?
laffayeet: and that includes you Alexander.
Turtle: gn guys.
MYSHOT: gn.
THE SHIT HOUSE
Monday 7:12
laffayeet: GOOD MORNING
hulk: why are u using caps..
MYSHOT: WHATS WRONG WITH USING CAPS?
turtle: YEAH DUDE? WHATS SO WRONG ABOUT IT?
Jemmy: I think mulligan is the only sane one here.
Hulk: please, just all me Hercules or herc.
jemmy: Kay
MYSHOT: CAN YOU ADD PEOPLE LIKE JOHN SAID YOU WOULD?
jemmy: CAN YOU STOP USING CAPS?
MYSHOT: AHAHAHHAHAHA YOU JUST USED CAPS
jemmy: fuck you
MYSHOT: IS THAT A YES?
Jemmy: fine just give me a moment.
Jemmy added macaroni, A.burr, angle, helpless
macaroni: what ghe fawk
MYSHOT: I asked you to add people, not these shitfaces.
jemmy: well, you should’ve expected it fuckface.
laffayeet: guys please, let’s not fight! It’s the morning and Hercules is trying to get a good sleeping schedule
A.burr: I can’t care less about that.
MYSHOT: shut up, no one cares about you burr, who are the others you added?
jemmy: I added Angelica and Eliza.
angle: hai!
helpless: hello!!
macaroni: Jesus Christ I feel like it’s been twenty years since I saw any of you.
jemmy: are you not currently in a dorm room with Hamilton?
Macaroni: I never want to see Hamilton again.
helpless: can I add my other sister?
turtle: go ahead!
helpless added Pegget
pegget: WELCOME BACK, MAH FRIENDS. SKIRRT.
A.burr: dafaq?
hulk: good morning to everyone too :)