Holly beats the shit out of old people
The sun set over the city as Harri walked home, tears in her eyes. How could Holly have done this to her?? What will she tell the kids? She wipes her tears and looked to the floor. She wouldn’t let her kids see her like this, not ever. She saw the bar and headed towards it. Time to drink!!!! Alcoholic Harri walked into the bar and ordered 70 glasses of liquor before sitting down.
She began to vent to the bartender about her failing lesbian marriage and she rested her chin on her hand. Suddenly, a nude Holly walked in and saw Harri sat at the bar. She started to cry and ran away. Harris’s eyes widened and chased after Holly.
“WAIT!! HOLLY!! COME BACK MY BABY CAKES!!! MY SHMITTEN WISKERS!!! MY PLAYER TWO!!!”
Holly saw an old man and pushed him into the road in anger and distress, the man getting absolutely obliterated by oncoming traffic.
Oh no… The police are coming.