Tomarry Incorrect quotes

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Tomarry Incorrect quotes

In Hogwarts

Tom, clearing his throat: So, I heard that you like bad boys.

Harry, looking at tom: No, not really.

Tom: Oh, well I'm nothing like that.

Harry, raised his eyebrows: mhmm

 


 

Tom: You know, you would look sexy grasping my bedsheets

Harry: *glares* Riddle, as much as you compliment me. I'll never sleep with you.

Abraxas: My Lord, Please


 

Harry: I'm so happy that I could kiss you, tom!

Tom: *sweating* neat. 

 *later*

Tom: I can not BELIEVE I said "neat", nobody says neat.

Abraxas: Do not push yourself, my lord. Remember when Tosia told me that she fancied me?

Tom: Did you not thank her?

Abraxas: *looking at the wall* I thanked her. *starts to cry*

Tom: *cries with him*

 


 

Harry: You are the most jealous man I know.

Tom:...

Tom, hold his wand in his hand; glaring at Harry: You know other men?

 


 

Tom: Of course Evan loves me.

Abraxas: Are you sure, My Lord?

Harry: *glaring at Tom*

Tom: *sees Harry glaring at him*

Tom:*close to crying* He hates me

 


 

After graduating

Tom, drunk: Orion! Have met my ex-lover, Harry?

Harry: You need to stop addressing me like that.

Orion: You both broke up?! When did it happen?

Harry, facepalming: I'm his fiance, Orion.

Orion: Oh

 


 

Alphard: His eyes are just 

Harry: wow

Alphard: and his hair is just 

Harry: Stunning

Tom:*walking by* I heard that you both were talking about me.

Alphard & Harry: *looks up from the puppy & glares at Tom*

 


 

Harry: Love, why are your eyes red?

Tom:... *flashback to the ritual; & Horcruxes*

Tom: I just a lot of red food.

 


 

Harry: I need you to stay calm, alright love?

Tom: I'll just stay angry. That relaxes me more

 


 

Harry: Oh Merlin! I am gay!

Tom: NO you are not. If you are gay, it means you will be attracted to other men. Which I will never allow. So, you are Tomsexual, meaning you are attracted to only me.

 


 

Tom: I can kill you, Harry

Harry, unamused face: So can Abraxas, Orion, or Alphard. So can any other person in this room, So can a cat. So can a determined Duck. You are not special, Tom

 


 

Tom: Happy Yule, Darling. *Hands harry his gift*

Harry: ...

Harry: Tom, Love. This is a framed painting of you.

Tom: Of course it is. Only the best for my husband

 


 

 

Tom: *sneezes*

Harry:...

Tom: You aren't even going to say "Bless you"?

Harry, looks up from his book & stares at Tom: Marring me is  already a Blessing, Love