dont be such a cringemonster omg!!!
[baddies 🥶]
2:03 pm / September 7th
serious: i bought a cat.
theatre nerd: you did what?
serious : I BOUGHT A CAT!!!
[serious changed the chat name to future cat ladies]
[serious changed theatre nerd to bertha]
[serious changed serious to velma]
bertha: where did you get the cat from?????
velma: the streets duh
bertha: so you didnt BUY the cat, you just snatched a stray.
velma: no no no
velma: there was a guy on the sidewalk selling them!! He said that his cat had just had babies!!!!
bertha: THE BABIES HAVE RABIES
bertha: hehe that rhymes
velma: whatever i promise i’ll take it to the vet
velma: and anyways that doesn’t matter we need to figure out how to hide my kitten
bertha: sirius you cant go on the street, buy a cat, and then hide it from the school
bertha: thats like illegal
velma: it was illegal how affordable that cat was!!!
bertha: did you at least name the cat something decent
velma: no i thought i’d wait for you pup
velma: and we can ask peter what he thinks
[sunset curve]
2:15 pm
luke: PETER
luke: PETE
luke: PETEY
reggie: WHAT
luke: GUESS WHAT??
reggie: WHAT SIRIUS
luke: ME AND JAMIE GOT A CAT!!!
alex: I HAD NO SAY IN THIS
luke: whatever
luke: PETE WHAT SHOULD WE NAME HIM
reggie: PETER JUNIOR
luke: bitch what
reggie: you asked for my help
reggie: and ive helped.
luke: well i regret it now thats a horrible idea
alex: lightning meow
luke: u disgust me
alex: stfu i didnt impulsively buy a cat
luke: i always knew you were homophobic
alex: i may be pansexual, but i hate you
reggie: wtf
reggie: im not homophobic. IM AN ALLY!!!!!!!!!✊✊
luke: thanks for being my supportive straight friend
luke: really appreciate it pete
reggie: youre welcome!! :)
luke: neways….
luke: NAME IDEAS
alex: pumpernickel. I want bread rn
reggie: cat
alex: harry styles
reggie: its your cat you should name it mitski
luke: hmmm that would be a good idea but for once im feeling generous
luke: we need a name all of us like
alex: what about like pete the cat or something
reggie: i literally suggested peter….
luke: WAIT I LOVE THAT
alex: THATS ACTUALLY GOOD RIGHT
luke: PETE THE CAT SHE WILL LOVE HER NAME
reggie: SHE???? I THOUGHT IT WAS A BOY CAT
reggie: CHANGE THE NAME IF ITS A GIRL
luke: well excuse you, my cat uses she/they pronouns
luke: i thought u were an ally pete 🤨🤨
alex: PURR KITTY SLAY🐱🐱
alex: EXPLORE YOUR GENDER IDENTITY YAS🌈🌈🌈🌈
Alex: BE WHO YOU AREEEEE🎶🎶🎶
reggie: sorry i just thought it was a boy.
luke: it’s ok petey. i will forgive you once you help us smuggle pete the cat in 😍😍
reggie: ok ill help!
luke: we also need a housewarming for my beautiful kitten
luke: and we haven’t had a party in FOREVErr
alex: THROW A WELCOME PARTY FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PETE THE CAT💪💪💪
luke: PURRRRR
[creatures of the earth]
2:37 pm
The flower: WOLFBOY.
The Wolf: what.
The flower: HELP PLEASE
The flower: IM IN THE CAFE GETTING A SIGNATURE OAT MILK LATTE (slay) AND SEVERUS IS TRYING TO MAKE A MOVE ON ME
The Wolf: GIRL-
The Wolf: im with my girlfriend rn
The Wolf: can’t you just like idk? Leave? 🤷
The flower: NO TF
The flower: I HAVENT GOTTEN MY DRINK YET AND HES WRITING A POEM ON THE CUP
The Wolf: oh my god
The Wolf: fugly little emo poet…
The Wolf: omw
[virgincore]
2:40 pm
the smiths: hey girlypops 😍😍💖💖
weezer: bitch what
radiohead: stfu no one likes you
the smiths: ok hoes i was gonna invite you to my cat welcoming party but nvm
weezer: WHAT PARTY
weezer: GIRL WAIT COME BACk
the smith: i bought a cat named pete the cat and i was about to invite you but you’re rude to me and my cat 😡😡
radiohead: no we’re only mean to u actually 😘
the smith: saturday night @ 9 be there or be square
the smith: invite whoever has adult beverages!!
weezer: slay we’ll be there i need a party rn omg
[science]
2:48 pm
mary: hey lovers
lily: hey queen!!
mary: party invite!!
remus: bruh already the semester just started….
lily: dont be such a cringemonster omg!!!
lily: anyways
lily: maryy give us the deets
mary: building g dorm 1981. saturday night at 9. alcohol!!
lily: YAS WE’LL BE THERE
remus: well we should really be studying
mary: stfu nerd
mary: that’s very unslay
lily: CRINGEMONSTER ALERT!!! WEEWOOOWEEEOOO
remus: fine whatever.
remus: can i at least bring my gf
lily: OMG YEAH
lily: she’s super slayy mary you’ll love her
mary: yas see you there ;)
[lovers <3]
2:55 pm
laurie: hii :)
jo: heyyy <3
laurie: lily and me are going to a party at some dorm @ saturday night at 9
laurie: would you be interested in coming?? :)
jo: omg yas
laurie: ok me and lily will pick you up then love
jo: xx
[sunset curve]
7:47 pm / September 11th
Alex: are we ready for tonight boys
Luke: YASSSSSSS
reggie: slay ig
luke: pete the cat is ready for her debut
luke: she shall have the night of her nine lives
reggie: i deserve name creds ❗❗😒😐
alex: said who??🤨🤨
luke: you didnt even name her…..
luke: anyways
luke: who is running out to get the drinks
alex: i will pookie
luke: thanks luv ya 😻
[lovers <3]
8:42 pm
laurie: we’re here!!
jo: ok omw down :)
[virgincore]
9:58 pm
weezer: open your door hoe.
thesmiths: YOURE LATE
radiohead: fashionably
radiohead: now get down here
…
radiohead: omgomg omged iwdhcydwgchw\
radiohead: OMGOMGOMGAHHHHHHHh
radiohead: i am going to combust.
radiohead: i think I died.
radiohead: make sure they play something good at my funeral
weezer: r u ok wtf
the smiths: OMG YOU SEE TOO???????????
radiohead: OMG YOU SEE HER TOO??????
the smiths: WHO IS THAT?