The Common Room One-Shots

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/M
Multi
G
The Common Room One-Shots
Summary
Harry and Lavender have a special night in the Gryffindor Common Room, this will be a series of smutty oneshots as Harry stumbles from one situation to another and gets lucky in the process, Lemons, mostly lemons with plot, Harry/Multiple girls.
Note
Lavender Brown- Skylar Vox
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Nargles in the Prefect's Bathroom (Luna Lovegood pt I)

Harry was enjoying a nice soak in the prefect's bathroom. He was currently reclining on the underwater bench that lined the shallow side of the tub letting the warm water soothe his aching muscles.

This was one of the perks of being made quidditch captain. It was almost Christmas and the practices were miserable. He was actually toying with the idea of calling them off until the new year.

Harry was already dreading tomorrow evening where he would be forced to attend Professor Slughorn's Christmas party.

He wasn't thrilled about the party nor was he particularly thrilled about his date for the evening. He had asked Luna on the spur of the moment but he was already regretting his decision. He liked Luna and all but he couldn't honestly say that he had any romantic feelings toward her.

'Hell, she probably doesn't have any interest in snogging,' Harry thought as he shut his eyes and inhaled the sweet fragrance wafting off of the bubbles that filled the swimming pool-sized tub.

Harry's state of complete relaxation was interrupted when a head popped out of the water almost directly in front of where he was sitting. Harry's eyes snapped open as he heard water slosh and jumped in surprise as a familiar pair of silvery eyes stared back into his own.

"Hello Harry Potter," Luna said in a dreamy voice as she looked at him curiously.

"La-Luna what are you doing here?" Harry stammered suddenly very aware of the fact that he was completely naked.

"Looking for warm water gargles," Luna said as she moved closer so she was standing right in front of him.

"But why are you in my bath?" Harry asked as he looked her in the eye.

"I was also hoping to see the elusive one-eyed trouser serpent," Luna said as she took a seat beside him on the bench.

"Luna, I'm not wearing any clothes," Harry exclaimed.

"Neither am I," Luna said sounding unconcerned.

"You aren't?" Harry asked as he glanced downward but couldn't see anything due to the thick bubbles covering the surface of the water.

"Of course not, you don't wear clothes in the bath," Luna said as if it were obvious.

"Oh," Harry said dumbly as he felt her leg pressing against his own under the water.

"I saw you under the water," Luna beamed as her fingers ghosted across his thigh.

"Luna?" Harry gasped out as she took his hand in hers.

"I was actually hoping that you could help me with something Luna said as she stood up and pulled him to his feet.

"How?" Harry asked suddenly very aware of the fact that she was guiding him toward the stairs that led out of the tub.

"You'll see," Luna answered giving him a dreamy smile.

Harry felt his breath hitch as she began ascending the underwater stairs. Her shoulders broke through the water's surface the thick bubbles sticking to her skin like a gown. Harry saw her breasts next though they too were covered in sudsy bubbles. Harry followed her up the stairs feeling the cool air of the room hit his wet skin the farther he stepped out of the water.

Luna led him towards a room that he'd never entered before off of the main bathroom. He knew it was a massage room but it wasn't used very often according to Hermione.

Luna pushed open the door to reveal the room was lit by dozens of floating candles and silvery moonlight shining into the room from the mullioned windows set high on the far wall.

The room was fairly small in comparison to the washroom they had just left and was about the size of the Dursleys' kitchen back in Surrey The room had a marble floor just like the washroom and was only furnished with a single padded table in the very centre of the room and a simple walk-in shower off the left side of the room. There were two fluffy white towels folded on the table along with a bottle of lavender-scented oil.

I've never been in here before" Harry mused.

"Nor have I but tonight you're going to give me a massage in here," Luna said as she guided him over to the shower.

"I am?" Harry asked dumbly as she turned on the shower and began adjusting the water.

"Oh yes, it will help relax you," Luna explained as she guided him under the stream of water.

The water felt amazing and made Harry groan in appreciation as the water ran over his back. Luna stepped into the water with him and let the water run over her, washing away the soap from the bubble bath revealing her pale skin underneath. Her breasts were small and very perky, and her nipples were a rosy pink colour and shaped like gumdrops.

Harry's eyes roamed down her flat stomach as the soapy water washed down her body revealing her hairless mound and long smooth legs. Harry was amazed that her legs were so long considering she barely stood five feet in height.

Harry was pulled from his observations as her hands pressed gently onto his chest and she guided him out of the shower, the water shutting off on its own.

"Now that we're clean, I will help you relax," Luna said as she took a towel off of the massage table and began to dry Harry off.

Harry couldn't quite figure out how giving her a massage was supposed to help him relax. Still... as he took in her nude form in the flickering candlelight, he realized that certainly wasn't opposed to giving her a massage.

"Your snorkack is getting hard," Luna giggled as she began drying off his legs.

"Sorry," Harry muttered feeling his face heat up.

"I don't mind but now it's your turn to dry me," Luna said, her hot breath ghosting across his erection from where she was kneeling in front of him.

"Su-sure," Harry stammered as she stood up, a cute smile playing on her lips.

Harry reached over and grabbed a fresh towel from the table and began to dry her dirty blonde hair. Luna Himmed happily as he clumsily dried her waist-length hair. Harry grunted as her hand brushed across his erection and he looked down to see her staring back at him with large silvery eyes.

"My hair is dry, but I am starting to get cold," Luna said in the same dreamy tone she always used.

"Right," Harry nodded.

"There is no reason to be nervous, Harry. I want you to touch me," Luna said giving him a comforting smile.

Nodding, Harry began to gently dry her chest, feeling her pert breasts through the fluffy fabric of the towel.

"Dry all of me, not just my breasts," Luna giggled as she guided him over to the massage table.

Nodding Harry began to run the towel over her stomach only for the back of his legs to bump into the edge of the table.

Luna turned so her back was to him and he began running the towel over her shoulder blades working down toward the cheeks of her cute little bum. Luna began humming again as he knelt down to dry her legs. She spun so that he could dry her front, giving him a very close look at her glistening pink folds.

"I think that I'm ready for my massage now," Luna said before she hopped up onto the table and lay facedown.

Harry took a moment to admire her pert bum before he stepped forward and nervously placed his hands on her back between her shoulder blades. He couldn't help noticing how soft and cool her skin felt under his palms.

"Oh, that feels lovely," Luna said as he began to clumsily massage her back.

Harry started to apply more pressure and was rewarded when Luna let out a contented groan.

"Don't be afraid to rub my bum," Luna mumbled as he worked his way down the small of her back.

Harry's breath hitched as his fingers neared her tight little bum and he tentatively began to squeeze her pert flesh.

"Oooooooooh that feels nice," Luna sighed in a soft tone giving her hips a playful wiggle.

Harry couldn't help thinking that running his hands over Luna's shapely bum was an excellent way to relax though it caused him to become a bit... excited. As he kneaded his fingers into her supple cheeks he kept stealing looks at her hairless folds especially when his fingers moved towards her thighs. His mouth started feeling very dry and his heart rate speeding up as his fingers grazed her lower lips and he began massaging her thighs.

"Now you're just teasing me," Luna pouted.

"Huh?" Harry asked dumbly stopping in his task.

"You're teasing my special flower," Luna said as gave her bum a cute wiggle.

"I'm sorry Luna, I wa-wasn't trying to tease you," Harry said as he went back to massaging the muscles of her thighs.

"It's okay Harry, but I expect a happy ending to this massage," Luna said matter-of-factly.

"Happy ending?" Harry asked in confusion as his fingers glided over the back of her knees causing her to shiver pleasurably.

"Yes, according to Daddy, a masseuse is supposed to grant their client an earthshaking orgasm to finish the massage experience," Luna explained while Harry massaged the muscles of her calves.

"Oh?" Harry said dumbly, marvelling at how soft and smooth her skin felt under his fingertips.

Luna let out a cute moan when his fingers passed over the back of her ankles when he began to focus on the area around her Achilles tendons

"Judging by that erection you're sporting, I don't think you'll mind pleasuring me," Luna said sounding very relaxed.

"I do-don't mind," Harry muttered as he took her tiny left foot in his hands.

"Oooooooh my, that feeels lovely," Luna moaned as Harry lifted her foot off of the table so her knee bent slightly.

Harry began pressing his thumbs into her arch while cupping either side of her foot in his palms. He couldn't help but appreciate how perfect her feet looked, her soles had almost a rosy color to them and felt pillowy soft. Her tiny toes scrunched together as he took her foot in his hands and gave the ball of her foot a gentle twist, idly he noticed that her toes were painted a soft blue and were very small, just like the rest of her.

Harry worked on her foot for a few moments before he moved on to the other foot and gave it the same treatment, much to Luna's delight. Luna hummed cutely as he began to work out the kinks in her feet, once again amazed at how soft her skin felt under his fingertips.

"I think that I want you to do my front now," Luna said before she rolled over on the table.

"Whoa," Harry muttered as he stared at her bare breasts, her nipples hardened from the cool air of the room.

Harry jumped as Luna teasingly ran the tips of her toes over his erection.

"You're staring, that's a good way to attract wrackspurts," Luna said an innocent smile playing on her lips.

Harry felt his breath speeding up as she continued to tease him, her little toes brushing lightly over his balls.

"Can you start at my shoulders?" Luna asked hopefully as she ran the top of her foot across his sack making him shiver pleasurably.

"Sure," Harry muttered as he moved to the other end of the table that was unfortunately out of reach of her teasing feet.

Fortunately, Luna found other ways to distract him that were just as enjoyable. Harry came to stand over her and nervously he leaned down and began to massage her shoulders while she stared up at him with her silvery-grey eyes sparkling in the candlelight.

Harry started on the sides of her neck, his attention drawn to her perky breast that rose and fell slightly with her slow breathing.

"You'll get to touch them," Luna said with a dreamy smile.

"Huh?" Harry asked dumbly, his eyes never leaving her chest.

"My breasts, you'll get to touch them," Luna said with a knowing smile.

"Oh-okay," Harry stammered and felt his cock twitch at the thought.

Harry steadily worked his way down her shoulders, his fingers grazing across her breasts as he ran his hands down her upper arms, kneading her muscles with his thumbs.

Harry worked his way down her right arm to her hand which seemed so much smaller in comparison to his own hands. Luna hummed happily as he massaged the muscles in her hands a look of anticipation crossing her features.

Harry repeated the process with her left arm before he was ready to begin on her breasts. Harry took a moment to gather his courage before he tentatively placed his hands on her chest just above her breasts and began to massage her pectoralis muscles.

"Stop teasing me," Luna whined as his fingers grazed the top of her breasts again.

"I'm sorry," Harry whispered as he gently cupped her breasts making her gasp in surprise.

Harry began to rub the scented oil over her chest making her shudder and wiggle on the table. Harry noticed that every time he touched her hardened nipples Luna moaned pleasurably and rubbed her supple thighs together.

"Go lower," Luna practically begged.

"Sure," Harry agreed and made to move around the table.

"No, stay there," Luna said with a playful smile.

"But I can't reach very far," Harry pointed out.

"Then climb onto the table," Luna suggested, her eyes sparkling with mirth.

Harry began to lean over her to rub her sides and felt her hot breath on his chest as he stretched out to reach her hips.

"Go lower, Harry," Luna whispered.

With a sigh, Harry climbed up on the table and sat on his knees, he began to run his hands over her flat stomach to continue the massage feeling very mindful that his erection was a few inches over Luna's face.

"Oh my, your snorkack is really hard," Luna giggled before she reached out and grasped his erection making Harry groan in surprise.

Harry tried to concentrate on rubbing the oil over her stomach while Luna continued to fondle him, her nimble finger teasing him in very pleasurable ways. Harry couldn't help but notice how flat her stomach was before Luna distracted him by cupping his balls.

Harry's hands passed over her navel and Luna's rubbed her thighs together in anticipation as Harry's attentions moved ever closer to her waist. Harry leaned further over Luna groaning as he felt her breath on his erection.

"Your snorkack looks even bigger from this angle," Luna mused before she raised her head and placed a kiss on his sack.

"Luna!" Harry gasped, the feeling over her lips making him jump.

"I plan on using my mouth a lot more when you stop teasing me," Luna said before placing another kiss on his shaft.

Nodding Harry took a calming breath before he ran his hands over her mound causing Luna to moan cutely.

Harry gave a grunt when Luna began to stroke him and he felt her place a warm kiss on his sack. He could feel her warm slippery folds under his fingers and could smell her arousal in the air.

"I think that I see how this works," Luna said out loud before she teased his balls with her nimble fingers.

Harry let out another pleasured gasp due to her attention before he slipped a finger into her folds making Luna squeal at the unexpected insertion.

"Ooooooooh!"

Harry couldn't really celebrate the fact that he had silenced her as she had begun to stroke him much faster making his hips involuntarily buck. Taking inspiration from her actions Harry sawed back and forth until his index finger was buried to the knuckle inside her. Luna's moans and squeals got even louder the faster that he plunged his finger into her.

Luna's efforts were having quite an effect on him as well and he had little doubt that he would soon cover her in his seed if she continued on like this.

Harry was a bit taken by surprise when Luna rolled them over so that she was on top of him with his back lying partially on the padded table. The right half of his body was now hanging off of the table's edge, the roll having nearly taken them both to the floor. Harry could feel her lithe body pressed against him, her breasts in particular could be felt on either side of his navel and her hot breath was tickling his lower region. As distracting as his partner's close proximity was, he was very mindful of the fact that one wrong move would see them tumble painfully to the stone floor.

Hastily Harry shifted back onto the table which was complicated slightly by the fact that Luna was still on top of him seemingly unconcerned that they were both hanging off of the table's edge. He managed to scoot them so they were in a much less precarious position before he attempted to voice his concerns.

"Luna, we almost fell off the taaa-

Luna cut off his reproach for almost knocking them to the floor when she took his cock into her mouth making him cry out in surprise.

"Oooooooh God, Luna!"

Before he could say anything else Luna shifted her hips so that her pussy slid over his lips giving him a not-so-subtle hint of what she wanted from him.

Leaning forward Harry ran his tongue through her folds groaning into her as she moaned her approval around his member intensifying the already pleasurable experience immensely. The room was soon filled with a symphony of sounds Luna's grunts mixing with his own low groans in a rhythm that reflected their partners' intimate movements. Harry slipped two fingers into her making Luna squeal her surprise and spurred her onward, her movements becoming faster making him involuntarily buck his hips.

Harry was actually a bit taken aback by how talented the quirky Ravenclaw was. Her tiny fingers were wrapped around the base of his shaft stroking his length and then began teasing his crown with her tongue as she bobbed her head teasingly slow.

While she was doing her best to pleasure him with her mouth she began to gently grind her core against the hand he was using to pleasure her. Harry loved the way she would moan softly around his cock every time his fingers touched a particularly sensitive area and made it his mission to make her. moan as much as possible.

Luna's body began to tremble before she released his cock with an audible 'pop' and cried put in surprise. Harry felt her tunnel squeeze his fingers before her back arched and her toes curled as he succeeded in pushing her over the edge.

"Oooooooooooh God yeeeeeesss!" Luna shrieked as her body continued to tremble, mostly due to the fact that Harry was not slowing in the motions of his tongue and fingers.

Harry was surprised when Luna began to squirm away from his attentions and she nearly rolled off of the table.

"Toooooooooo much Harreeeee!" Luna squealed her voice so high that it almost hurt his ears.

"You did say that a good massage always ends with an earth-shaking orgasm," Harry chuckled as he slipped his fingers out of her noting that his digits were glistening in her arousal.

Luna chose to return the favor in loo of replying and took him into her mouth once more, catching him off guard. Luna began bobbing her head with abandon taking him much deeper than she had moments ago. She seemed determined to bring him to release and Harry had no doubt that she would accomplish that goal if she kept going like this. Luna began to stroke the base of his cock as she took him as deep into her mouth as she could every once in a while making gagging sounds as he hit the back of her throat.

Harry leaned forward and ran his tongue through her folds, giving the cheeks of her bum a firm squeeze earning a moan of approval from Luna. Her moans vibratedpleasurablyy around his cock making him involuntarily buck his hips.

"GRRRRRRRRGH!"

*Cough*

*Cough*

Harry was taken by surprise when Luna popped his cock out of her mouth and began coughing violently though she continued stroking him.

Harry was about to ask if she was okay when she took him back into her mouth, her head bobbing much faster than before. She began pressing her slit against his face, moaning around his length every time his tongue touched a certain spot.

Harry couldn't think of anything else as the blonde on top of him continued to pleasure him. He did his best to return the favor but he was having trouble concentrating especially when her fingers began ghosting over his sack sending a pleasurable shiver through his body.

He could feel her tongue teasing the head of his cock and her long hair tickling his thighs. Harry felt his orgasm building and attack her slit with gusto hoping he could bring her another orgasm before she pushed him over the edge.

His attention caused her to squeal around him, the vibrations amplifying the pleasure he felt tremendously. Luna took him to the back of her throat again which felt incredible the part that really threw him off was when she pushed one of her tiny fingers into his ass. Harry jumped at the foreign intrusion and barely had time to process what had happened before he erupted in her mouth. Harry's deep groan was muffled by her pussy which was still covering his face.

Luna let out a muffled gasp before she released him with a soft 'Pop' and began coughing and sputtering as a second spurt of his seed painted her cheeks. Harry felt him shaking as she got her coughing under control before she let out a soft giggle and placed a soft kiss on the head of his cock.

"That w-was very messy," Luna mumbled, her voice shaking due to Harry's ministrations.

Harry continued to lap at her folds using his fingers to part her lips so he could better access her nub. Harry was a bit surprised when she began to place soft kisses on his semi-hard cock, her pleasured moans once again echoing around the room.

Harry slipped his middle finger inside her earning a squeal from the blonde.

"Harreeee, I'm geeeetting close," Luna squealed as he slipped a second finger inside of her.

Harry began to saw his fingers back and forth his tongue still battering her clit. Luna's squeals became more rapid and she began to involuntarily gyrate her hips. Getting an idea, Harry slipped his pinkie in her bum and the effect was immediate. Luna let out a keening wail before her body went rigid and Harty was once again showered in her arousal.

"Ooooh Harry, that was amazing," Luna sighed as she clumily climbed over him and shakily got off of the table.

"You were right, giving you a massage did help me relax," Harry chuckled.

"We're not through yet, Harry Potter," Luna said with a dreamy smile.

"We're not?" Harty asked as he hopped off of the table.

"No, but you'll have to wait for the next part until after the Christmas party," Luna said simply.

"Oh," Harry muttered already looking forward to tomorrow night.

"I think it's time for bed though we may both need another shower," Luna said as she took his hand and led him back over to the shower.

As they both began to wash under the pleasantly warm water Harry couldn't help but marvel at his strange luck... and how gorgeous Luna looked sopping wet.

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